Stupid things you should never know

ramblings of crabs

Yo, this is Kill Kate again , last Sunday pumkin and I had do a cube craft of Jack Skellington , we spent 1-2 hour doing this thing, cause still need to cut and fix it up . This was the final result of our work XD .Too bad we didn't take photo of our process.OTL. If you are interested with this cube craft , you could go:http://www.cubeecraft.com/. XD

Yo, This is Kill Kate over here, our blog is like dead for quite long,so i decided to post some thing XD, recently i had just go to the cosfest 2009 at downtown east that held for 2 days ~ It was a great fun being there. (>o<)o Here are some of the cosplayers photo that i take during this two day~

You know what?

The Geeks are Right. =D

I saw the future and the geeks are right.

Since I did Chestnut human form, it's only fair I did the others.



Feast your eyes on these.











Here's the peek on what exactly old Pum is saying.
Pumkin: " You did the others but you forgot to do me? What the heck??!! "




This here is Kin, Pumkin's brother. Pumkin <- Kin. He's not in the Idiots but he's in the sidelines. It's just a gift for that weirdly yet pleasing tag on the tagboard.

Enjoy.

To whomever it may concerns:

Due to letters of complains received from a particular member called Chestnut regarding about the pictorial content of her mascort being too graphically " SISSY ".

The members of the Jury then held a meeting and decided to come out with new and wonderful suggestions for the replacement of the item being complained against.

This is the complained pictorial :

And after much deliberation, the Jury decided to each contribute a new and suitable suggestions as they are very sorry about the misunderstanding the old pictorial had caused. In the effort to solve this problem caused, the old, complained pictorial has been disposed. It was burnt at the stake.

Here are the improved suggestions:

Suggestion Number 1: A much more graphically pleasing, realistic and ideal pictorial.













Suggestion Number 2: A cuter and much more personalization portrait of the complainant.













Suggestion Number 3: A graceful and youthful and healthy looking pictorial that shows the true nature of the complainant.













Therefore, the Jury wishes the complainant to select and choose one of the thoughtfully thought out pictorials the Jury had drawn.

Please fill in the wanted suggestions in the answer box and mail back to us. The mail will be paid by the members of the Jury as they are very sorry for the misunderstanding they had caused.

We await by your answer and we wishes you a good year ahead.

Your Sincerely
The Members of the Jury





Answer form:

Thank you for your understanding. I had found the suggested pictorials delightful and suitable for me.

But among all the delightful pictorials drawn, I had found number ____ to be the best and most suitable for me.

Please set that as my mascot and I thank you for answering my complaint letter that swiftly and professionally without being emotionally immature. I await our further cooperation.

Yours Truly
Chestnut.

(A reference to post no. 9, count down from the top. )


4 white walls. 1 table. 4 chairs.

" I look like an idiot bimbo! If you're not going to revamp my mascot at least change the flower! It's a PANSY for goodness sake!! "

I managed to look up from my game of drawing circles again and again that was played at the corner of the table.



4 chairs. 4 idiots, sitting on chairs the Asylum director so pleasantly nailed on the ground.


" We only get 3 minutes out of the jacket. I'm not going to spent it all on drawing your PANSY. "


Looking up from whatever she wants to do, Black Pao tried.
" How about changing the pansy to a rose? "


" Pansy 跟 Rose 有什么分别? "


" Besides, it took you long enough to noticed. "
I stated the truth.


" But I'm sarcastic!! I scolded Fuck more times that the amount of rice my family ate!! I. Don't. Go. Well. With. A. Rose. Pansy. Whatever!! Change it. Besides, how come I'm the one with the pansy? "


That was interesting enough to cause the 3 of us, Pum, KK and B.Pao to look up at her.

" You wear pink. "
That came out simultaneously from the 3 of us.

" You photoshopped yourself till you look like a mad-cow. "
I gave the 1st reason.

" You dyed your hair to resemble a phoenix's tail before changing it to blond. Blond. "
Pao gave the 2nd.

" You wear pink. "
Kill Kate sealed the deal.


" Don't worry, if you're as sarcastic and crude as you said you are, that 1 little pansy won't do anything to cover it up. Your manliness will shine through. "
I said, beginning to win at that circle game.

" BUT-

A loud clap interrupted Chestnut's sentence.

" Time to get back into your rooms~ "


That earn a glare that was sweetly placed on a platter delivered to the Pansy one.
" You made us waste our 3 minutes talking about the PANSY ON YOUR HEAD. "


" Why won't they lock us up together? "
B.Pao wondered while I smirked about the intelligence of the Asylum management.

" 可能不要我们自相残杀吧？"

"..................."


The 3 of us stare at Chestnut.

" What? "


I turn to the rest.
" I'm thinking to think this asylum got people with a brain. "


After getting some help getting into the jacket which is trickier than a monkey being tied up by a pig, we were each lead into our softly padded rooms.


LikeI said.
4 padded walls.
4 idiots.
Asylum.

Pumkin, locked in.






















Padded rooms and straight jackets - guess who's typing this.

Yea anyway, I was randomly reading through the previous blogposts and I realize that to my horror (or maybe not), I'm being drawn as the bimbo of this clique.

What's up with that stalk of flower on my mascot's hand? THAT'S SO PANSY LOR!


REDRAW MY MASCOT OR WHATEVER PLEASE!!!

(In case you people wanna know which drawing am I referring to, please scroll down to blogpost no.24 - or so I think - from the top).

If I'm so bimbo I won't be able to be sarcastic okay?

I shall humbly give that tittle up to B.Pao cause she did the most bimbo post ever (once) and we had to draft it otherwise we would have ended up with a concussion due to the excess amount of toxic bimbotic fumes wafting around the blog curtousy a-la blogpost no.54 (drafted).

So there, bottomline: redraw a not-so-pansy-mascot for chestnut.

Pum: We need a bimbo. So there. And yes, you look the part. =)

I can't be bother to write so i say all the things in the pic .....








Pumkin.

......................I am currently overcome by envy that I shut the hell up.

WHAT IS UP WITH THOSE COOL PICS?

It's empty.

Get used to it.

Well, here's to whomever who actually read.

We're playing batminton (I know it's wrong =-= ) at my house every sunday, 12pm.
Come if you like and hunt us down.

To whomever who cares.

Here's a little something something I did at work.......I was bored while waiting for that tricky few minutes to pass so I can go home.




Clamping this story together.

I drop my ring into the squatting toilet at my workplace today.

Horror.

I think I'm going to de-flesh my hands from all that scrubbing.....

What did you know? I finally got my hair done in the color of blue-black.

Ps: Nick? Your photoshopping skills are mad-cow. You know that.

Pps: Look at this cutie I did :




Kill kate's wish list

Yo! I have long time never blog already, this post is because due to chestnut's request ,because chestnut do not know what to give me for birthday + Christmas present. So i shall start my wish list for this year:

1: USB Cable or PSP cable(I really need this! all my usb cable are gone case already...Orz,all become rusty already...)

2:Thumb drive(Because i use up all my external hard disk and thumb drive...)
Storage among : the higher the better

3:chocolate with wine, any type also can:

4:music box!?(dunno why, just feel like have one....)
5: anything with sincerity :
anything you also can give , as long as with sincerity.

Last, I want to say is , i dun usually like to make wish list , because i like people to give me that what i am not expecting , that is more the fun to know when you open a present.(>o<)n.But for this time , i really need wish list , number 1 item (. .)'''. Anyway , signing off by Kill kate.

As per tittle, this blog isn't dead you f**!

Before I do an update, here's my question of the century for ya!
Why would someone want a Gucci lanyard? It's like asking for a branded dog leash, branded yes, still a dog leash.

Yes I know it's quite unlike me (Chestnut here) to censor crass language but Pumkin and KK are used to watching only PG rated movies so you get the drift..

I'm here to update about the Chronicles of Chestnut's ever so exciting life. Aren't you glad that you get to read a slice of my life here? Be glad you are cause my life biography will cost you millions to get your feasting eyes on.

Anyway my ex-class adviser (E-CA) texted me today and I'll let the text messages do the talking:

E-CA: Hi Nicole, Mrs Lim, Director of Sch of Biz would like to meet you at 6.30pm in campus on 27 Nov or 3 Dec. It is standard procedure Director would like to see all students who want to quit. Pls let me know which date. Cc (My dad)

Me: Won’t be coming since I’ve already signed the leaving form, I’m no longer a student of CE and I don’t see a need to go. Spoken to my Father already and he says it’s my decision.

E-CA: She is aware that u have signed Form. Hence she wants to talk to u. She has specially agreed to stay back & see u. Hope u can make effort to meet her & tell her directly. Cc (My dad)

Me: Since the director is already aware, as such I’m no longer a student of CE and no longer bounded to the rules and regulations of CE as well as abide to the needs and wants of the higher management. I’m not very free either, to conclude this text message - I will not be going down.

Yes with every word and punctuation unedited (except for my Dad’s name, duh). They should get the hint to stop bothering me and my Dad or I’m gonna be a real BITCH CHESTNUT and use the F-word.

Damn those f**s, mother f***ing pricks.

I don't dig blogposts with shitchunk of words so I ignored the one below mine.

Anyway I was randomly scrolling down the blog and guess what..



HELLO? WHO THE HELL IS CHEN SIU CHUN?

I GOOGLED IT AND IT'S CHAN SIU CHUN OK.





But don't worry Pumkin, I've already edited it for you.. CHAN Siu Chun.
Pumkin: Oh thanks. Guess I can't figure out the difference between Chen Xiao Chun and Chan Siu Chun. Why! They might even allow you to head out of your soft padded room in Buangkok Green at this improvement!


Chestnut signing out, yo!

The Blog is Dead.

...........

Even though I know no one will actually notice this 1 new post in this dead blog of ours typed out using a 19th century computer sitting on one of the tables in the depths of Block Z of Buangkok Green.

I just thought that it is such a delight that they actually released me from my jacket for a little while that I thought about typing something into this dead dead blog.

But hey, you can't really blame us. The jackets are so terribly difficult to move in, much less alone untying it. But I got to say I enjoy flinging myself against the soft padded walls. It feels so good plus the fact that you can't really seems to hurt yourself.

But because I had grown tired of that one sport I found enjoying, I started to simply sit quietly and wonder into the wonderful, colorful, beautiful, busy dreamland. I'm a rock there, you see.

But while I'm enjoying myself in the oh-so-delightful dreamland, the people in charge of me thinks that I am....What's that word?

...............

Oh yes, improving. Improvement is such a hard word. Anyway. They started to loosen my jacket in the first few weeks. Then came to total untying. After that they begin to give me toys.

What am I? A newborn baby? Those people are nuts I tell you. They are the one who deserved to be kept inside, much less me.

Being the sophisticated pumkin I am, I ignore those toys. They must have felt sorry for me because they begin to bring better stuff in here. Stuff like puzzles or mind-bender kind of games. I must say I rather enjoy the little crocodile where you have to guess which teeth to press for the mouth to clamp down on you. However, I must be rather stupid as I had never once guess correctly as the last teeth standing is always the one. Oh well.

After the little improvements in games and toys they brought me, they begin to allow me little periods where I can leave my room. They seems to be so excited at the mention of this and kept on blabbing about how ..... good and clever and sane I am that I have this little privilege.

And I told them it makes no difference whether if I am in or out the room. They seems all the same to me. It's still the same earth which is, sad to say, dieing. I told them to rather pay more attention to Mother Earth than to me but they seemed to be ignoring me.

Well, 2 can play at that game.

So right now, I am happily ignoring them, which I think I am winning, and writing a little something something into this dead blog.

Like I said. You can't blame us. Those jackets are hard to get out of. And plus, the other 3, Chestnut, Kill Kate and Pao may still be flinging themselves at the soft padded walls that they forgot we even had a blog. Give them some time, they will be bored of that little delightful game sooner or later.

Talking about that little delightful game.... I may consider of playing it again........






Pumkin, dragged away by insane people, signing out.




YOHOOOO!!!!!!


Chestnut here with a personal advertorial

*cue for drum roll and music*


DADADADA!!!!




I'm helping people photoshop their photos which they might like a LOT but their face looks quite tak glam (unglamorous) in the shot for a minimal fee of cause. I've done quite a few for close friends of mine and I must say they're quite satisfied with their results.


PHOTOSHOP: it beats plastic surgery hands down!


You can email me at le-masquerade@Hotmail.com or add me on MSN to talk bout the fees!

I charge quite little I can assure you!





And no, I will NOT post your before and after photos on the blog or ANYWHERE for that matter ;)
And no, I will NOT post your before and after photos on my blog ;)

Hi everyone I know this blog is so dead.

BUT FRET NOT! FOR WE'RE STILL ALIVE AND KICKIN'!

Btw it's Chestnut here blogging bout our steamboat last Thursday at Pumkin's house.



Anyway we met up at Hougang mall and I went to get a strawberry Sundae via Mcdonalds to satisfy my ice cream craving:
(That's my pink GUESS! wallet and KK's 10yr old bag behind)




Then we proceeded to NTUC to get food for steamboat.
(No pictures of that here).





And now we're at Pumkin's house preparing for the steamboat:

Kill-Kate cutting up the raw chicken -
(Looks abused ya? LOL)




Pumkin stiring miso paste into the soup -




Food glorious food! -
(Cue: Music starts playing)












Almost everything gone and still going -




After that we played insane games, Pumkin's bro joined in as well.

It's something like we take turns thinking of something like a thing or a person then we'll have to do actions to imitate what we're thinking of and the person in front of he/she will have to repeat the actions to the person in front and the person at the end of the line has to guess what is it. Lol I tried imitating Mr.Bean and I don't know how they interpreted it into Big Bird, like what the f-? LOL!

And they imitated Micheal Jackson's crotch grabbing moon-walk. LOL!


Alright I shall end abruptly here. Drool on everyone.



This is another post..........by kill kate.............this is a cute CM of this characters..........here e link-->http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmsYFZp3t24&NR=1........

















It's the time of the year again. The time where cheena chinese songs flood the market. The time where our throats flare up against all the " hearty " food we shove in. The time where we would cry at the verdict the weighing scales. The time where people ask what marks you have for your exams. The time where you have to greet each and every family member.

To get Ang Paos. ( If not why did we even bother? )

Oh yea. It's that time.

It's Chinese New Year.

This year belongs to the mouse that rules over all. Even the dragon. The one who create this story must have like mice. A LOT. And he must hate cats. A LOT.

A Mousy year ahead.

And I'm tired already.

But I shall be strong. And last throughout this time of the year.

Why?

For the ANG PAOS of course. You did be a fool to not take them. Of course. Even fools knows to take them. Therefore you must be worst then a fool. Don't look at me. It spreads. Look at Chestnut. She have a protective barrier.

I wonder if anyone will serve cheese since it's mouse year.....but since Singaporeans are so old-fashion minded, I don't think so. Sign. I like cheese. But I'm no mouse. I'm something that eat a mouse. Oh yea. I rock.

( Picture drawn by Kill Kat and colored and lined in photoshop by Pumkin. Needless to say, I'm Pumkin. Did this pic in 4 hours flat. I rock baby. )

Alright this post is brought to you by Pumkin and Chestnut.

Our MSN conversation:


Disclaimers notice - MSN display nicks have been altered to protect our privacy.









Merry Christmas!! This time, it's pumkin here drawing a pic for you guys. Yea yea, it's late, I know. But at least I made an effort. This is about the 3rd-4th time I drew on paintchat so pardon the sketchy-ness. It's quite difficult drawing directly into the computer than on paper.

And so.

Merry Kurimasu!!

Ps: That's female pumkin by the way. Her awesome hair is hidden by that awesome-ly red hat. I still like pumkin in male form and no, that's not me if you do know how i look like.

















Yo! very long time nv blog liao!............too busy with school work.........Arghhhhhh~.......''Orz.......
forgot to tell you, Kill kate is here(>o<)n!..........anyway today i have a link for you gals.......
is a chinese blog la....... but is very interesting!(>o<)0....... to me la............ok , here the link->http://blakkey.blog.sohu.com/....... k la,bb! (>w<)0!

Bored.

And Cranky.

Dead.

And rotting.

Did I mention bored?

" OBJECTION! "

Oh all right, I know my hand is place the wrong way but you got to admit it's cute right?
I knew it.

A bigger and older me. Somehow....the art started strolling towards a boys manga style....

Another one. And the boys mana style is getting more obvious..... Why? I drew all of that without any reference......damn, grimme my beautiful and girly guys back.

On a new note, these are all sketches. For coloured ones..... I'll post when I feel like it.
I would be selling bookmarks at the EOY in DEC. Come along if you don't want to.

Eat yourselves people! (Nicki here, btw) Someone owns the moon!

http://discovermagazine.com/2007/jul/location-location-location


Riiight. Oh excuse me, is MARS for sale?

Random pumkin speaking.

Speak.

Ah.

That was good.

It seems like pumkin likes to talk crap now.

Shall we?

Design by Pumkin and Kill Kate, drawn by Kill Kate.

It seems like we hardly post anything here now. That is mainly because we do have life and will not be spending all the time in the world to upload crap. But it seems that we do love to upload crap. Ah glorious day.

Co loured one will be up soon. Though it's drawn by KK, all photoshop work is done by me. The pic above has been touch up (redrawing of lines) using photoshop. =D I know, I know. Don't thanks me.

And yes, I found that we forgot Tao Tai Lang for Chestnut.

Chestnut here. It has been long since I updated *glances at the post below* oh alright maybe not THAT long. But oh well. Here's something for everyone.


I made it as close as possible to how we look like in reality.


And yes, I play MapleStory.




WHO IS TAO?!!!?!!
WHO IS TAO?!!!?!!
WHO IS TAO?!!!?!!
WHO IS TAO?!!!?!!
WHO IS TAO?!!!?!!
WHO IS TAO?!!!?!!



MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Done by the all famous : PUMKIN & KK for ideas!



FEAR OUR DOODLES.

By KK and Pumkin.



Hi, its me, pao again..Long time nv blog liao....just feel like showing some picture of my idol cause i have nothing to blog..training is so tiring that i just fall asleep very time i reach home...LOL.Damn sian..Risa Niigaki is a member of the japanese band called morning musume...all the member in that group damn beatiful...Risa is the one which attract me the most.she sings well too...kk, that all i want to say.lol, till next time....




Well. Happy Halloween!! Trick or treat! Oh boy. Is it my favorite season or what? Pumpkins and guns all around. If you are happening to be wondering who did this piece of drawing, I can tell you with utmost zest that it is none other than the all famous Kill Kate!! She did a wonderful job, didn't she? All I did was to scan in and touch up. On the other hand, she designed the chars of Kill Kate, herself, and Black Pao while I design Pumkin, mine and Chestnut which cause her to feel like strangling chestnut whenever she is drawing her since she is so deliciously difficult to draw. Heh. I could color it but there's no time left for me to do that. On the left: B.Pao, in a Japanese ghost costume, Kill Kate, in a mummy costume, Pumkin, in a werewolf costume and Chestnut, in a witch costume.

Hoo boy. You guys are lucky that I'm in such a good mood. It's Halloween! My and I shall say it again, MY season and I am dancing with all my cannons around me. Oh, what a wonderful season. Since that is so, I shall crap more. It has been a long time since I crap in here and I shall continue. We shall side-tracked as always. Pumkin here is gonna change the 'random' tag on him to 'crap' as DOG, my randomize machine has been geekifed. So there.


Yo!!!!! Kill kate is back in action!!!!!!!! Today i am gg to introduced a website call youku.com, 优酷 ,a chinese website, which something similar to youtube,but i personally think tat this web is better than youtube.....(>o<)b... cause their update is fast for their shows and animation......... so go ahead & check it out!(>o<)b! here the link--->youku.com

PengPeng finally found someone who can help him scans his pictures.

Thanks, Ching Hui!

Anyone who wanna help in photoshopping?

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P.s: If you like to help, please contact PengPeng at HERE.

~End~

This is the 1st complete drawing of PengPengSays comic.

PengPeng is only trying it out, in order to see if, PengPeng should change his style of blogging. From WRITING to DRAWING his blog entries.

However, PengPeng needs help.

The above drawing is being drawn by hand, darken by marker, and then photographed using a handphone.

As a result, the quality of the drawing ISNT what PengPeng wanted.

Thus, PengPeng wishes that all INTERESTED party who can scan (the pictures lar) and use photoshops (to edit the pictures lor), please feel free to contact PengPeng.

Thanks!

The furtute of PengPengSays depends on ALL of you.
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P.s You can contact PengPeng by visiting his blog at HERE.

~End~


yo!Kill Kate is back again!today i am gg to introduced a old series of historical sitcom,"Blackadder",I find it quite interesting,so depend on urself la, u can go and check it out....
If u want to know more abt this sitcom,"Blackadder".... u can click Hereto go to Wikipedia(>0<)n

If u want to go and watch "Blackadder",click HERE,which links to youtube.They got 4 series, so u can go and take a look which series u want to see.......but i only search season 1 , so e rest,u need to search a bit la................('_')'''....... k la, hope u gals/guys enjoy it! bb!(>o<)n



yo!!!!!! Kill kate last post for today(>o<)/........Xiaxue vs Steven Lim on
"SHOOT 3"!!!!!!....... Yes! Is e famous blogger vs eyebrow plucker!!!!! which pumkin most hated,e EYEBROW PLUCKER!!!!!...... so pumkin, u better dun click in...(>o<)b!...or i think u will not be able to eat for a wk!.....hahahahahah!!!!!!.......
this is like last wk show la, so a bit outdated liao la...correct me if i am wrong....('_')'''....anyway here e link:to youtube,Xiaxue vs Steven Lim (Part 1)......... for part 2-> to youtube,Xiaxue vs. Steven Lim (Part 2)...............................................................................................................................................................
to hardwarezone than link to video.google.comPart 1 to 4


i personally think youtube one is better la, more clear, graphic is better,anyway,u gals/guys go and choose urself la.....hope u enjoy it!(>o<)n


yo! Kill kate again!!!today i am gg to introduced a website for those who like UFO all those unexplained mysteries things!!!!!!Is quite a interesting website,hope u gals/guys(ps: since we have a guy over here now(ToT)''')like it!!!!! clickHERE

Yo!!!! Kill Kate is back!!!!!(>o<)/..........damn long nv post liao.....(TOT)''' ...... too lazy.......ok , today this post is just tat i damn want this USB..... so i post only........('-')'''.... this USB have 4 design.....4 different junk food.....it a bit outdated la, cause it is out last wk... i think....('_')''''
but, anyway i just post it la...heck care liao....Arghhhhhhh!!!!!!!! i wanted this USB so much!!!!!!!!.................but it was just out in japan.........(TT o TT )'''...... Argh!!!!!!!!!!.......... anyway clickhereto see e other 3 design if u are interested.....(TnT)'''......



Nicki here. I've really got nothing to post here so I've (soooo very lazily) lifted a post from my personal blog and I shall post it here.










Be afraid people.

Be VERY AFRAID.



Cause my Penguin Army is gonna take over teh world!!!


Our meeting SS to take over teh world! :


ATTENTION! :


PROTECT YOUR LEADER!!!


.................This is frustrating. Why am I here? Why me? Just because DOG ( Pumkin's randomize machine ) is not working very well these days and is currently thrown into the torture chamber full of Geeks that might require some time to fix him cause DOG is not very friendly so Pumkin have nothing to post so I have to do it? Why me?

..............Of course. The cannon Pumkin is pointing at my head somehow gives me the feeling that it has something to do with the answer. *sigh* I am just a person that is currently obsess with the NBC hit show- Heroes and have totally nothing to say. Why me? *sigh*

Why is Singapore so slow on the uptake that Heroes Season 2 is showing in SEP 24 and that is even faster then Singapore's showing of SEASON 1 in NOV? I need a reason. I really need one. This sucks. Singapore sucks. I can't wait to migrate to L.A and speaks Japanese. Ha ha. I am not laughing. I need a dose of that Tv drug. Is the DVD out yet? This sucks.

What am I gonna do? Better yet. What CAN I DO? Grr. Right. I CAN change things. And I will. Though I can't bend time and space, I can fly. After I attain the spirit form that is. I am not Nathan Petrelli after all. So yea. I am gonna jump off the building and attain the spirit form as fast as I can and fly over to L.A and stay. No, don't worry, I neither have Claire Bennet's spontaneous regenerative power so I definitely will attain the spirit form. Bye.

*Of course, I am typing this when I'm back.*

Well. L.A is kinda on a hiring spree. There seems to be a lot of jobs for LAPD. Or maybe they just want people to choose that job just like our neighborhood police. Hmm, come to think of it, Matt Parkman is a policeman. I saw the DVDs there and is kinda surprised. Nope, I think it should be excited. Cause I know that it was released in AUG. Can you imagine that? We're THAT slow on the uptake. I wonder if we can get ANY slower. How famous must a show get before Singapore will let it be shown on our channels? No wonder people sign on cables.

It's a regret. Really. When my hand simple pass through the DVD. I tried. I tried really hard in making my hand solid like for that time to just bring it back. I even clench my face the way Hiro Nakamura did and nope, nothing happen. I am quite rejected. So I came back. It was slightly horrifying to see yourself laying on the concrete ground with brain juice all around. Well duh, how can there not be any blood? Come to think of it, I haven't saw how all the cast of Heroes act. Must. Go. Back. So I left myself laying there and went back via spirit form.

Was pretty happy when I can pass through walls to get a shortcut. But the thing is....I have no idea where they are. So I kinda float around a little. Then after passing a wall, I found myself in the correct place. How cool is that? But I am not interested. It's Mohinder Suresh's part. I want to see Hiro Nakamura. Damn. Are they filming on a grassland since that is where he landed when they ended the Season (1)? But filming often doesn't follow the timeline. He can be anyway. L.A is big.

Maybe 'Little Tokyo'(it's in L.A). Maybe. If I am lucky. So I float around more. No signs of that place. Oh man. This is what I get. After jumping off the building to Spirit Travel and this is what I get. I can't even catch Masi Oka acting. Sad. Floating back, I realized time seems to freeze around my body. Man, I look ugly. Have to rearrange a little. That arm look so out of place. What happen to my toe?

After piecing together, my body started having an attraction to my spirit form. NOOOOOOOOO. I need to travel to L.A when season 2 starts! I cannot return like that!! NOOOOOOOOO. Damn. This hurts. Never try this at home. Ouch. Ouch!

Lounging on the sofa, I need a plan. Maybe I can psycho my dad into getting AXN on my cable. How do I psycho him though? Hmm...... I need a plan. A big one. I need Hana Gitelman. She can arrange it. Or maybe Micah Sanders. He can tell my cable machine that I am suppose to HAVE AXN. Maybe that'll work......maybe that'll work......


yo!Is kill kate!...... again.....(ToT)'''.......ok la, i always post when everyone stop posting anything.....tat my job.... or e blog will not be updated la....ok! anyway,here is e link for today! Movie spoiler! i personally quite like this website ,cause this website , as u can read.. is seriously a "Movie spoiler" .....
ok, is a website especially gd for ppl who like movie, but no money to buy e ticket or e vcd,dvd... in this website, they will tell u e whole story line of e movie tat u chose, which include some of e latest movies like, SkinWalkers,Hairspray,The Bourne Ultimatum,The Simpson's Movie,No Reservations & so on......so click
HERE to go to e website, hope u gals enjoy!

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TalkingCock

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yo!Kill Kate is back!!! Long time nv blog liao....(>o<)'''..... anyway today links is abt talking cock, which i dunno u gals have heard of it a not la... as since it already started at year 2000...here e link->TalkingCock......i think e dear ah beng is quite interesting, go and see!

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urban dictionary

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E other one is a urban dictionary, something like a slang dictionary la but more of US slang,I think(._.)'''... anyway u can go and check it out->Urban dictionary

Are you bored on weekends with NOTHING to do?

Or do you wanna listen to Jay Chou's music...

but...


you DONT have moeny to buy that ORIGINAL album of Jay Chou.

Moreover, you also wanna.....

chat with your friends, who are NOT at home.

Like that HOW?!

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Fret NOT!

PengPeng have a idea which can fulfil your 3 needs of...

Enjoying music


Having fun


Chating with people

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Welcome to

LAYDIO ONLINE!

P.S: NOT the laydio you find in your house LAR!

and hear them LIVE at...

HERE (CLICK HERE LAR!)

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Nice ANOT?

Nice MUST tell PengPeng ok?

NOT nice, DONT tell PengPeng hor! Keep to yourself!

~To be continued~

If you like this entry, you will also like other PengPeng's creation in http://www.pengpengsays.blogspot.com/.

Just when PengPeng was going to work at Burger King, he saw a UNEXPECTED customer.

Who is it?

PengPeng bet with all of you $100 that you all will NEVER guess who is this UNEXPECTED customer.

So UNEXPECTED until PengPeng also CANNOT believe his eyes.
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Place your $100 bet NOW!
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Let PengPeng play with this with a little while more leh!
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Ok Lar! PengPeng will reveal the answer NOW!
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WHAT THE F***!

MACDONAL UNCLE?!

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See!

Tell you already! UNEXPECTED, right?

Thanks for your $100 bet!

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P.s: Macdonal is the BIGGEST rival of Burger King in the fast food business.

~End~

If you like this entry, you will also like other PengPeng's creation in http://www.pengpengsays.blogspot.com/.

Excrement! Oh man. I'm tired. It's 1.08 am now. Bye and good night. I'll sleep first then edit this tomorrow. Yes, I stay up just to finish this new siggy of mine. It's for the brand new change coming soon. Only KK and I know about it. Why? Cause Chestnut and pao seems to have disappeared from my view. T^T

Okay, I'm back. It has been a few days right? Don't worry, I did not sleep for a few days straight though I can and I want to. Excrement. Why excrement? Because chestnut showed me a picture of a game that replaced shit with excrement to make it sounds more class. Hey, anything to upgrade themselves. Excrement. Now I am hooked on this word. Chim right? Whatever.

After that usual block of words that have totally nothing to do with the word DOG, my randomize machine, spits out. What word did it spits out then? Laws. Why the sudden interest in laws, DOG? ......You are not a very good conversationalist are you? Just to tell you, I am not very interested in laws either. Laws makes boring posts. So what do I, the wonderful, amazing, delightful pumkin brings such a boring topic only lawyers, boring persons and Chestnut interested in?

That is such a easy subject to solve. I'm me after all.

Laws can save people as well as crippled people. ( Like that damn Ode* and their $5000 downloading fines. Excrement. I hate them all the way to the bottom of my pumkin core. May they get sting. ) But have you heard of laws that make people snigger so badly they are rolling on the floor? No? You must be living in a sealed well as a sealed frog.

• It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. ( What can you do? Crash? )
• Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. ( Why? It's losing day? )
• It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church. (*Smirk*)

• Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
• Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. ( Erm.. Sex offense? )
• Bathhouses are against the law. ( Then japan is under a lot of lawsuits. )
• It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. ( WHALE????? )
• Women may not drive in a house coat. ( WHAT? SEXIST )

• Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. ( She is scared that she will BURN YOUR HAIR )
• A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. ( Erm...dying day? )
• If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. ( ................................... )
• It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. ( .......Then Steven Tan how? )
• Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. ( .......Drag queen not allowed? )
• Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. ( Ouch?????!!!???? )
• It is illegal to skateboard without a license. ( .............Do we need to pay to get a license? What age can we get it? )
• When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. ( No Krama sutra? )

• Prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat. ( ...Aim well people, aim well. )

• It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol. ( ..Who the heck with a proper mind would do that? )

• It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks. ( No pubs then? )
• Liquor stores may not sell milk. ( What do they have with the juice that came from a cow? )

• You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan. ( Education comes first? )

• It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup. ( XO soup? )

• A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll. ( Dangerous woman *whistle*)
  
• It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun. ( How about with murderous intent? )
• A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline. ( HUH???? )
• The penalty for jumping off a building is death. ( Erm, he is dead with brains drooping out already? )

• Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant. ( Chips la! )
• It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. ( Who knows?? )

• It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday. ( It's illegal for me anyday. )
• It is illegal to get a fish drunk. ( DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT USE BEER AS A BAIT. )

• A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel. ( Opps, no wizards then. )

• It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. ( Move while you drink people, and spill. That way they can earn more since you barely drink 1/3 of that beer. )
• It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers. ( No windshield but wipers? I sense someone loves xiao qiang. )
• It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. ( In a ZOO you mean. )
• It is illegal to milk another person's cow. ( How about milking about mother's milk? )
• A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. ( .... excrement. )
• The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home. ( HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH )

• You must manually flush all urinals in a building. ( Use one, flush all. Better pee in your pants. )
• Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons. ( Oh boy, they are coming fatter out then in. )

• Children may not purchase cigarettes, but can smoke them. ( Yellow teeth? A sure give-away. )
• You may never leave your car keys in an unattended vehicle. ( What if the vehicle is not mine? =D )
• It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burglar. ( Cat? Too much books mister. )
  
• It is illegal to read someone's tarot, or give them a psychic reading as these are forms of witchcraft. ( BURN THEM AT THE STAKE!!! )
• Under Australian Communications Authority (ACA) regulations, your modem can't pick up on the first ring. If it does the ACA permit for your modem is invalid and there's a $12000 fine. - Telecommunications Act 1991. ( Moshi Moshi?? @@#%^&&*BBQ!!! NANI WO $12000????? )
  

• Those wishing to use a television must apply for a license. ( Pay people, or smuggle )
• It is illegal to leave baggage unattended. ( NOT MINE!!!! NOT.MINE!!! EEEEEE!!!! )
  
• Picking up abandoned baggage is as act of terrorism. ( I steal, not terrorize. =-= )

• Between the hours of 8AM and 8PM, 70% of the music in the radio must be by French composers. ( DUH! IT'S FRANCE )

• It is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear. ( What? No boxers?? )
• You must wear a shirt while driving a car. ( Erm...so bottom...bo... )
• You must pay a fine of $600 in Thailand if you're caught throwing away chewed bubblegum on the sidewalk. If you do not pay the fine, you are jailed. ( No wonder thailand is D.I.R.T.Y. )
  
• No one may step on any of the nation's currency. ( Oh gosh! SHHHHHHH!!! )

That's as dumb as they can get. Esp the one about telling others that you are going to kill them one by one by blasting a hole in their head 2 hours before you do. Does that means I did not commit any crime? Dumb ass. As stupid as ODEX. Yes, I can spell it out as I am not afraid of kenna sue since I only scold them stupid. =) More about that stupid ass can be found here, please scroll down to read comics.
Here: http://nch85.deviantart.com/journal/14262123/#comments

I'm done, right DOG? ..................Still not talking eh? A trip to the torture chamber might do the trick. * Flings * * Door opens and screams can be heard *. Now we got that done with, here's come eye candy.

NAKED CONTENT. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RICK. PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU'RE 18. =D

Not this eye candy you dumbo DOG! THIS!



Sketchy!

After inking, face coloured!


Clean up needed!

Hair!



Shading half way....



Highlights!



Where to put the shade.....?



Done!

Here's 2 version. Do me a favour and say which one is nicer...



First



Second.

Over and out. =D

Recently PengPeng got a part-time job as a taxi driver.

If you think PengPeng's taxi is those classic yellow cab

Then you are yet another person who isnt creative enough.

In this 21st century, taxis now come in a huge variety of shapes and sizes. Before we talk about that, let us take a look at the history of taxis.

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Our very 1st taxi

"BLUFF!"

NO!

PengPeng NO bluff you. This is indeed our very 1st taxi used in 1834, which was called the Hansom Cab. Only Handsome people can ride on it one.

As the time changes, with the discovery of battery-powered, and petrol, our taxis also come to a major change.

From

Horse-powered taxi

taxi gradually become

like this

and then become

to what we often see on the street.

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However, in recent times, taxi all around the world are of differnt sizes and shapes, diffrent versions and different colours.

In Singapore, we got

Mercedes-Benz E-Class White Limo Cab

Class,isnt it?

NOT because Singaporean are class, but because they wanna show people they are class. That is why our taxi also must be CLASS!

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In Malaysia, they got their own

Patriotic Taxi

Even their taxi is painted with their own national flag. Who says Malaysian arent loyal to their own country?

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Whereas in Indonesia, they got

Toyota Limo NCP93 Blue Cab

Dont pray pray hor!

This model is the LATEST edition cab in Indonesia. So DONT think Indonesia is a poor country with lao ya (poorly designed) taxi.

Because Indonesia spent MOST of their money to buy and collect LATEST EDITION version cabs.

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In India, their cabs are MORE special because they got

Hindustan Ambassador Yellow-Black Taxi

Although the cabs' design are NOT as pretty as the others, moreover MOST of their cabs have NO air-con...

"WHAT?! NO AIR-CON?!"

But...

Their taxi drivers are VERY friendly one, and their cab fare is also VERY cheap one. So no worry!

This is because India government dont invest in their cabs, but more on their taxi drivers. That is why India can produce alot of talented taxi drivers, I mean, talented people.

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In Mexico, they got their

Nissan Tsuru Cab

In Mexico, it is COMMON to see heavily-customized taxis riding on the streets. Sometimes, you CANT even differntiate whether you are riding on a taxi or a racing car.

Now, we do know why Mexico can produced alot of talented racers.

Maybe we should follow Mexico too, so that next year Singapore can have her very 1st F1 racer champion.

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In the Ang Mo (Western) London, they got

Hackney Carriage Cab

As we always say, Ang Mo always got alot of werid ideas. Even their taxi also reflect that way.

Who says taxi needs to be always yellow?

Who says taxi needs to be always in one dull colour?

London has prove to us that even taxi can be also in pink, with lots of "Vanity Fair" magazines pasting on it.

Perhaps you can also ask the taxi company to paste your face on the cab, provided you can offer lots of money, in case no one will ever sit in their cabs (with your face on it) anymore...

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We had now seen examples of different cabs in different countries. But MOST of them are in 4 wheels, how abt the 3 wheels, like...

The Egg Taxi

or

The Bicycle Taxi with a Chio Bu picture

Suitable for you and your girlfriend, wife, mistress, but definetly NOT for the 3 of them together.

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But what if you are going out with your girlfirend, her parents, her grandparents, her siblings, like that how?

Fret NOT!

Cause we have

Checkers Limousine Taxi Cab!

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After showing you so many taxis, how about showing you Pengpeng's NEW taxi. This taxi is the MOST powderful one.

WHY?

Although PengPeng's cab has NO air-con, but PengPeng do NOT need to drive the cab, and yet people are willing to pay PengPeng.

Introducing PengPeng's cab...
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THIS!

Suitable for ALL age, but preferably children under the age of 10.

Plus the fare is VERY cheap.

~End~

If you like this entry, you will also like other PengPeng's creation is also in http://www.pengpengsays.blogspot.com/.







For the full article click >> http://www.ratatak.com/modules/news/print.php?storyid=9


To view crime scene pictures click >> http://www.ratatak.com/sagawa.htm

Hey why am I posting links? It's KK's job! Ahh yes she requested for it. Oh well..

Anyway, KK! The pictures aren't as grusome as expected cause it's in black and white. It's more about the way this psycho describes the process. Oh well..

Love,
Nicky

Nicky here with a mind boogling question.

If failures didn't exist, how do you define success?

Sarcastic and stupid replies won't be entertained.

Pumkin : Don't worry, I entertain them anytime.

You know, I am dreadfully hungry right now. Hmm...hungry. Where's Chestnut? *looks around and spots her stabbing furiously at the keyboard* Okay..... I'm not going to even ask why. Her brain works in ways so mysterious I don't wanna know. And yes, the attraction of being food to me and Kill Kate serves no explanation too. Perhaps it's the flowers floating around her. Now you can never find that around B.Pao.

There, I said it. Attraction. Like wise, the rant above that have totally no connections with the word DOG (deadpans* my.randomize.machine.) spit out. As usual, the words are all completely random. Totally. Am I being neutral instead of acidic today? Must be the hunger pang. I have no drive now. Where are the ghosts? I love ghosts. But Pao kept on eating them up. So now people is coming. Damn. PAO!!! PLEASE DO YOUR WORK! PEOPLE ARE FILLED WITH STRAWS AND I DON'T LIKE IT! Sigh...why does brains only starts growing when humans are dead. Now that explains all the gases. It's growth people.

Attractions. Like how Chestnut attracts flowers and shuttlecorks with her sharp head. Heh. Want a funnier example? No problemo! You know Asther? The hamster? Well, she attracts shuttlecorks with her TITS. No idea what tits is? Sigh...die soon, please. Tits = BOOBS. What? No idea again? You have to thank your lucky stars I'm hungry so I have no energy to rant at you as to where all the knowledge, birds and bees and the straw that fills you goes. Boobs = ......... Well, 2 packed packets of fat that will dissolve when woman dies. Family blog, we got to keep it at that. Being too clear is not what i like either.

Attraction means a force that....draws people near. So does magnets attracts people? Yea, they do geeks. So why do they name a force who draws people 'attractions' ? Why ihavetotallynoideaaboutitsowhydonyougojointhedeadandaskthemakerofthisword? Do me a favour, please kick him in the arse. <-family blog. Now now kids, this is how you spell it: A-R-S-E.

Rather than harping on that word, I have examples of what people attractions attracts. If you are in any of that, I think you are better of dead cause that means you will grow a brain in no time. After that, you are most welcome to join the IDIOTS fan club. We do have one you know.

Random order. That's why my dog advised me.

1. Reading *e****** ****'s blog. <- I need to protect my own safety. Besides whose who have brains eg: ghosts, will understand who I'm saying straight away, don't you?

2. A terrible creation of MAC's no mouth cats.
(have you queued up?)

3. Steven *** eyebrows plucking service.

4. Coffee bun.
(died really fast, hasn't it? Maybe they realized that real coffee taste better.. now that I think of it, I know there is a shop selling coffee bao....people don't learn, do they?)

5. This blog. (are you one of them?)

Yes, I am hungry. So I shan't continue. Because the food I am aiming is slowing down her stabbing on the keyboard. Oh my. Is my aura so influencing? Damn. I need Kill Kate. The hunger is getting to my legs.

Am I going off the rail here? Good. Cause the train is chasing after the petrol fueling it. Kill Kate! Yes, yes, over here. *whisper whisper.....*

Ohmygosh......Why are you still here? The content is not family-orientated. Not for the faint hearted either. So shoo. Hungry...............*growls, getting snappy*

Oh my god I NEED to rant! Yesterday I was on the bus on my way home. And 2 twits (I presume) got on the bus and sat infront of me. Now I got no problem with that except they started blasting horrible S.H.E songs and sang along. I wouldn't have minded if I wasn't on the phone with my friend and blasting my mp4 into my ears or they played something nicer. But NOOOO! They HAVE to blast S.H.E songs.

Even my friend on the other side can hear the song clearly. Seriously, people invented earpieces for a reason. Either these twits don't have the money to get a cheap ear piece or they're retarded. I couldn't think of anything else. And S.H.E? Oh please. Look here now, I don't have anything against S.H.E but I lost all of my respect for them after they sang along to the tune of London Bridge. Yes. Well I don't have enough brain juice to continue writing so I shall end here.




Right. So many posts. So little time. Is the both of us trying to cover up all of the time we left readers gasping for our presence with so many posts at one time? Ah.

NO.

Yep, that is my answer. However, after seeing how horrible hideous the pictorial picture our dear Chestnut had drawn, I am here to save everyone with a preview of our new blogskin.

Yes, we harness the power of all the geeks we have in our torture chamber to help us do it.

Yes.....aren't I kind in letting you guys gasp at more of us. Heh.

The Final Battle

Brought to you by the Band.Of.Sister.Z-inc (B.O.S.Z.inc)

Credits: Pumkin for the plot

Chestnut for producing and editing it

Pao and KK for being in it.

Yahoo for the pictures in the upcoming scenes

Character introduction:

Pumkin – 17, young orange blob with a tough outside and squishy inside

Kill-Kate – 17, young, pink and fluffy with supersonic ears

Pao – 17, very old, black, death, killer, black, death, killer. Need I say more?

Chestnut – 17, sharp, tasty, crunchy, sarcastic, keen eyesight

“RRRIIINNNGGGGGG!!!!!!” The bell finally rang!!! We cheered! Threw confetti in the air! Opened firecrackers! And then made our way to the canteen.

As we approached the canteen, Kill-Kate with her supersonic ears heard commotions. It was from the canteen! I used my eyesight and scanned the canteen and saw that the canteen had been transformed into a battlefield AGAIN!!! (It happens everyday). Students, Ah-lians, Ah-bengs, Ah-lian/beng wannabes, nerds, geeks, and bimbos all FIGHTING AND JOSTLING TO GET TO THE FRONT OF THE STALL! Afew bimbos laid on the floor unconscious! IT WAS WAR FOR THE IDIOTS!

Me, Pumkin, Kill-Kate and Pao whipped out our armours

This blog is getting empty thanks to a lot of people. And no, I'm not talking to KK. And yes, aren't you glad that for the first time I am not getting off the tracks about talking about other stuff then the word my DOG ( here we go again, it's my randomize machine) spits out. But it seems that my DOG likes KK a lot that it had decided to take his advice on what word to spits out. However the meaning to me is completely different. What can you say? I'm so innocent.

GAYs. BRRRRR..........
That word chilled me to the bone. It really does. For nothing in my right mine would I feel any attraction to the same gender as me. Nothing goes well either. Another word would be YAOI. YUCKS. =D

I swear, the things gays do to each other is not suitable to write here, not that I know ANY of them. The things I know is all due fully thanks to my secondary English teacher. Are teachers allowed to corrupt our minds like this? ARGHHHH. I swear the image never go out once.

But yea, another meaning for GAY is happy, cheerful. So I am wondering, since we have words like HAPPY, CHEERFUL, what the heck do we need the word GAY for? I mean, are the makers of English trying to make the word seems PRESENTABLE? I have to say, it doesn't really work. Since most people connect them with people that have a sexual attraction to the same gender. Did that sounds nicer? I sure hope it does. Any little thing helps.

But does anyone in singapore even use the word gay for it's other meaning? I mean........

Guy A: Hey!
Guy B: Hey!
A: How're ya?
B: Like that lor!
A: Heh.
B:What? You very happy meh?
A: Yea, I'm feeling GAY today!
B: *tio shock* !!!!! *back 3 spaces from him*
A: GAY la!!! GAY!! HAPPY!!!
B: AIYO!! Happy happy la, act CHEEM use GAY for what??? I thought you like me sia!

Okay, that took a chunk of my brain out trying to act beng. See? See how that word backfired? So why do we have to do now to save the reputation of the word GAY? EASY! Simply use the word GAY as much as you can!

So are you feeling GAY after reading what all that I write? I'm feeling so GAY too! Feeling GAY is the best thing on earth!!!!

Ps: I feel like puking. PUKING!








....yo! is kk again!............... (ToT)''' ....................ok, this is quite a old link la............. just too boring & nothing to blog abt................is abt otter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......... anyway here it is............. -> http://youtube.com/watch?v=epUk3T2Kfno.

" Done! " She says. T-T Is that short or what? So please stop complaining that I, Pumkin, don post enough cause I actually took more time then 1MIN to finish my post!!! T-T Just to fill your boring/empty ( I think it's empty in the first place ) minds, I shall leak whatever there is to leak till there is nothing to leak on what we are doing now.

One of our project is that we are customizing our blogskin. FOR REAL. Yes, I finally harness the power of all the geeks we have in our torture chamber and forced them to DO SOMETHING. It'll be churning out soon. There will be a new area for all of our artworks. All means me and kk cause the other two, i'm sure you guys can see, rarely post cause nick is have a huge writer's block that the whole block shove in her mouth( *deadpans* Look, I got you an excuse ) . Besides, she will only torture you readers with her babipura stick drawings. So please join me in the champaign to stop her from drawing anymore.

And a new manga is going to be churn out too. That's all I know since that's KK's project and apparently she used up 1 min of her precious time to talk to you guys and she would not waste anymore of her breath talking about the new manga since she is buried in a fountain of sketches.

And so, Pumkin rant is hereby finished.

Hahahahahahaha no. It's not about the ridiculos movie about a long-haired woman climbing out of a television. And by the way, which stupid ghost climb out through the television? First thing first, they will bang their heads against thick glass wall which is call the SCREEN of the TV. Second ( <- did I actually spelled that instead of using 2nd? I'm so hardworking. Shows you readers we actually DO our work seriously. ), the ghost will most like get the biggest shock of it's life. Electric shock that is. Third, it will most likely get scolded BADLY for blocking the TV. " AI!! NO MANNERS ARE YOU?? NEVER SEE WE WATCHING THE SHOW ARE YOU?? SIAM CAN ANNOT??? "

Is this what you call.....DEATH NOTE????

You bite the apple...or the apple bite you?

HEH. Yes, the apple bite you. So what? It's just the correct amount of price you can pay for biting into an apple everyday. So they say an apple a day keeps the doctor away? They're correct. As long as you show that apple to the doctor.

YO!!!!Me really long time nv update liao.....too busy with cca and projects.Me yesterday went to a Archery competition. Its held at NUS. the competiton is damn fun. I had learn alot of thing there. i had gain experience too. there are alots of pro there. thier equiment for the Archery are cool!!! i love it. i am gg to buy the equiment for my own use too.....but it expensive. its gg to cost abt $1000+...................i had ever seen much more expensive one. There are ever bow tat cost about 300 euros dollor!!!Wa,damn expensive sia!!After buying the bow and arrows, i stillhave to buy a scope tat cost abt $800+.......$800+ is really expensive!!!i can buy another set of bow and arrow loh!!!!But without the scope, i will not be able to take part in the competition........dont know if i should buy anot.....LOL....nvm. kk, so much for updates.lol
till next time.

yo! kill kate again............(TmT)'''.......... anyway i am providing some wedsites abt stickman!(>o<)n........ok....... one is a old wedsite la....... is actually not really stickman la cause they are more thicker la..........(TwT)'''........ here it is->http://www.xiaoxiaomovie.com/index02.htm..........anyway is a lot of actions.......u can play with it also......(>w<).......... then e next one is a stickman game! but is quite diffcult....... i dun really know how to play with it.......(ToT)........ but juz go & try la.......http://www.foon.co.uk/farcade/hapland2/........bb!

yo!kill kate again!....... quite a long time tat noboby come & post something liao............... cause everyone is so busy.............(>o<).......... anyway i am providing a flash game site..... which had a lot of stupid games........(ToT)'''http://www.funnyflash.com/index.php?l=g........ i personally think e submachine is quite nice........ anyway juz go & take a look......... the other site is a photoshop tutorial site tat is provided by pumkin....... quite gd la......(>o<)........http://www.lunacore.com/photoshop/tutorials/tutorials.shtml....... hope u gals like it!




WA, Long time never blog liao. Me bao today never go school....kena cold...damn sian. Anyway, kill Kate, pumkin and Me went to watch the pirates of the Caribbean(sorry if spelling it wrongly...my English suck). The movie was nice. Quite funny.
after the movie, we went to eat at a Japanese restaurant. The food damn nice!!! LOL...Oh ya, we also went to see groups of band perform in at the youth park!!!Got a lot of cool ppl wearing clothes like cosplay de. BUT, THERE ARE REALLY ALOT OF PPL OVER THERE ARE NOT MEANT TO WEAR THESE KIND OF CLOTHES!! we 3 had really see ppl wearing those clothes, looking so........uncool and weird...Got one are even cosplaying character in vampire knight.....as the preson cosplaying the character in vampire knight was abit plump....kill kate, pumkin and me can't stop laughing at the person....lol........ok......updates from BAO...




yo! is kill kate again!!!!!!!!!! (>o<)n....... today i am too bored so i just post one stupid lame link to let ur go and see la!.............i think most ppl have seen before la........ call e " Ms swan".... anyway here is e link->http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECiF7Y2vqHQ&mode=related&search=.......(ToT)'''.......... dun punch me if u guys dun like arh...........(>o<)

It has been long, hasn't it? Well don't blame me! To write a good post requires thinking and the working of this marvelous mind and that, people, needs time. Not like someone who blog about her friend twitting. WHO CARES a HECK about her FRIENDS twitting as long as it's not us, right? Once you get that in mind, it's time for the DOG, my randomize machine ( I'm tired of explaining... T^T ) to talk.

So okay, he doesn't talk. But he can spits out words. And the word he spits out is.......Nononono, it's not Rambutan but ANG MO. Get this in your head. ANG MO. Which means?

ANG MO, sling, a person who has white albino skin paired up with the widest choice of eye color and golden body hair which includes eyelashes and hair of all colours. Yes, that includes green but thats going off the track for I am talking about imported veggies. Hey there, MATE!

Don't understand? No worries, I do have it in layman terms for slow processing ( can you guess that I'm being polite? ) minds like you guys, it means westerners. Example, people who talk like they created english and cannot understand singlish and most propably stays outside Asia.

Get it now? Now we ponder, why does singaporeans call westerners ANG MO? Are we crazily insanely jealous of them? ( Don't bother hiding, I know you fake an ANG MO's accent before. )

After searching after searching, reserching after reserching, asking aunties and uncles and brainstorming after brainstorming, I finally got an answer to the mysterious word : ANG MO.
It has seems like the word ANG MO refers to red hair ( don go there, this is a FAMILY site ) as well as RAMBUTAN. Arh! Now you know how the title comes about. Why red hair, you wonder. Bacause ( yes, it's on purpose ), in the olden days, which is not that old when you think about it since s'pore is like so young but yes you are correct when you are thinking about the time before world war 2, when the asians saw the westerners for the first time, they are shocked by how white they look. And maybe, they had such bad color sense, either that or they are color-blind, they mistaken gold hair for red hair and call them ANG MO. Or just maybe the ANG MO they saw is a redhead.

And that is how ANG MO came about. Ta-DAH! I am a professional right? Don't worry, I know. But I am thinking, ANG MO is seriously crude sounding once you think about it. Would you like it if people call you........YELLOW MO? No right? Thats why Pumkin here is dis-encouraging the word ANG MO.

Don't know what to call westerners from now on? Don worry, I have a solution. Call them Rambutan will do.

I have this sudden insane urge to play Super Mario Brothers. Great. Nicki here by the way. It's getting worse by the second.

P/s. Can anyone tell me if I don't pluck out my wisdom tooth will I die or something? Cause mine's hurting like MAD and I have a phobia for dentists.



HI HI!!!!!! ITS ME THE LAZY BLOGGER PAO!!WA!!!REALLY LONG TIME NEVER BLOG LIAO....lol....sO SORRY!!! ANYWAY,I LOST MY EZ LINK AND MY THUMB DRIVE AT THE 'DUR IAN'.......ALL MY OFA WORK AND PROJECT ALL GONE!!!!!PISSED....BUT I CAN ONLY BLAME MYSELF...hAIZS.........MY LAZY AND MY CARELESS ATTITIDE..........MUST REALLY CHANGE MAN.....MY BF IS DAMN PISSED ABOUT IT TOO....BUT HE HAVE THE REASON TO GET ANGRY......I LOST MY PURSE,IC,MY LV RING AND NOW MY EZ LINK AND THUMB DRIVE IN JUST 5 MONTHS.....NO WONDER HE GOT SO WORKED UP...............HAIZS....I ALREADY REPLACE MY EZ LINK LIAO....PLUS BUYING A NEW THUMB DRIVE....MY ONE WEEK ALLOWANCE ALL GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY HEART HURTS MAN.........BUT NO CHOICE.....KK...THESE IS THE LIVE UPDATE FROM PAO.....TILL NEXT TIME!@@@@@

yo!!!!!!!!! kill kate again! today i am providing another link again!!!!!!!!! is e onion club!!!!!!!! totally approve by PUMKIN!!!!!! (>o<)v...... say by PUMKIN...... (ToT)'''...... anyway here e link, of onion comic->http://blog.roodo.com/onion_club/archives/3152863.html........then e main blog->http://blog.roodo.com/onion_club/........onion neoprint->http://blog.roodo.com/onion_club/archives/cat_179176.html........ onion msn icon->http://blog.roodo.com/onion_club/archives/cat_109038.html

ARGH.......battery's low, gotta charge....there. People! DOG is once here again. I'm quite faithful, aren't I? Only posting whenever DOG, my randomize machine ( when is it possible I stop explaining what DOG is? Huh? HUH? ) spits out a word for me. Yea, so sometimes I am so bored that I actually take CRAP lessons but at times I can be BUSY. In case you haven't noticed, I'm not quite a MINDLESS IDIOT who actually face a computer all day long. Quit looking at all the tags I have been bombarding the tagboard.

So after running off the tracks for such a long time ( you'll have to wait for the train to get back on the tracks as MR BEAN is quite a slow worker ), the word today is " DEATH ". Don't ask me why, go ask DOG. Money, what the heck am I suppose to write about death? Don worry, I will think of some crap.

The first thing that comes to mind is death note but I'm not about to cover that. Death, the losing of someone you love and the yearning for the someone you hate to experience that. But didn't you notice? All funerals are black, if not white white the stupid coloured yellow tent covering and the straw thing that people cover their head with. Plus the music, have you heard the music?? HELLO? I know someone died!! CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SPRINKLING SALT OVER MY WOUND????? Would that kind of music make anyone happy??? Here's what you should do instead :

1. Play spongebob squarepants sound track and have children giggling all over the place.

2. Lose the yellow tent and instead, place an interesting coffin that is shaped like the pineapple spoongebob live in.

3. Would be good if you leave the person who had just kick the bucket hand's outside for people to actually shake it. We value touch, we do. Then again, who would be willing to touch a dead person?

4. Dress nicely and hold a wedding at the same time to prevent bad luck.

5. Bring your kids to visit people during chinese new year and give the reason you cannot give ang pao cause you have a death in your house. When people see how poor thing ( give a sad face ) you are, they will still give your children ang pao. Talk about money.

6. Don't even hold a funeral. How would you like it if you see the body decomposing?


Ahhhh.....remember all of the above, it'll serve you well when you're dead. Remember, no one hates spongebob. And me =) . Right? Yea, I know. I have a wide fan base. Muhahahahahahahahahaahahahahah!!!!!!!!!

Suddenly, I feel drained. OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE SUCK MY CRAP AWAY. HEY!! YOU!!! HEY!!!! STOP RUNNING!!!! THE GUY IN FRONT WITH A BLUNT NOSE AND 10 PIMPLES ON HIS FOREHEAD WITH THIN LIPS AND PINK GREASY HAIR STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pardon me but I got a thief to catch. Heh, one funeral coming up. HEY YOU!!!

*BANG SMASH SLASH CRASH BOOM PTTTTT ARGHHHHH!!!!*

Ahhh.....I'm feeling much better now. Eh? The one I'm dragging? Don't worry, he's good as dead. Well....he is dead. How about an on-the-spot example? Huh? Why you run away? Eh! Got spongebob music lei!




yo!!!!!!!!!today i am also providing crappy links again, but abt gundam one! (>o<).... hehehehehehehe~(TwT)........ ok, here it is->http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=plamoo........ & this one i think is quite nice->http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXyvsoPfzbk&mode=related&search=... hope u enjoy!

yo!!!!!!!! kill kate is here again!!(>o<).......... today i am providing some interesting links!... as usual......(ToT)'''...........one is abt a old console CM->http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3lCF8O2N50....... e other one is ......dunno how to say, so u see urself->http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=search_videos&search_query=Battle%20Fantasia&search_sort=relevance&search_category=0&page=1.........

It will be getting colder so people, please remember to bring your coat.

Coat made out of animals fur are highly frown upon but if you wish to wear your animal out, feel free to do so as little critters should go out more often.

Christmas is also coming and please prepare your presents as well as your feelings.

Coco will be on sale for the rest of the month so you can buy and pile your whole house/people/critters with coco as they are CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP!

If you are thinking about the chicken that is made into a song, I am sorry to tell you that it is not on sale. All chicken baked over fire is selling at the normal price so please do not be stingy and buy one for christmas and if you can, sing the song too.

Carol singing will be held on the oct so please arrive early to hear and join in the warm of christmas.

HOHOHOH and the MERRY HOHOHO!!

IT is a season of giving!!!

People, please do not recycle presents with new wrappers as that will be cheating. And Santa do not like cheating. Remember, papa Santa is watching!

Talking about Santa, our station now is having a lucky draw on whomever who tune in to this weather forecast. Please sms us your, Name, Age, NRIC, And the answer to the question: How long have you been tuning in to our weather forcast programme?

The price would be a family, 2 adults and 2 children, 1 critter included, to the north pole to have a whole week of fun! You would be bring to the Santa workshop, chocolate factory, snowman island, and many many more.

So what are you waiting for?? Sms us now!

A particluar family will be chosen to go with me, the weather forecaster. =D That is great! Isn't it?



This is all crap for someone who has been complaining that nobody is posting and that someone is currently living in guilt for her whole life as she dare not even answer our calls.

Oh well, they say we should not force people. So we don't. Aren't we nice? And the ' we ' refer only to Pumkin and Kill Kate. I think you should know who I am and this is so crap that I dare not put up my signture. Hah, and my carp can get sooo long.

Idolize!

Friday, May 11, 2007( 8:46 AM )

Hello readers (if there are any at all). Nicky here. I'm feeling soooooooooooooooo SHAG. BAH! And I'm meeting KK later T_T
This blog's dead. I'm like.. The only one posting. GUYS BE MORE ACTIVE PLEASE!

Anyway, I'm gonna blog about *ahem* my idol.

YES!!!!!! You GOT IT! It's PATRICK STAR!!!!!!!!!!

Isn't he just adorable? The chubby pink blob without brains living underneath a rock wearing Hawaiian boxers stuffing himself with goopey gooper ice cream and doing nonsensically brainless stuff together with his not so adorable buddy Spongebob?
YESSSSSSS!!! He's JUST SOOOOO ADORABLE! Especially when he goes "uh-oh.. I forgot.." in that goofey voice of his.
Or when he stuck that flag in between his butt crack?

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE HIM?

YESSSSSSSSS I KNOW YOU DO! WE ALL LOVE PATRICK STAR!!

PATRICK STAR WE LOVE!!

LOVE DO WE PATRICK STAR!!

WE DO LOVE PATRICK STAR!!

STAR PATRICK WE DO LOVE!!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE PATRICK STAR TODAY!

prject project project................

Sunday, May 06, 2007( 6:21 PM )

hi guys!!what are u all doing these days??Wa,i have been doing projects and practicing my achery skills..improve alot already.althought achery practice have been tough, but it is interesting.hehes...i came back every week with bruies on my arm.But my practice sessions had really pay off.i seldom miss my target and my friends in my cca called me the the bulleye girl.lol...i had been practicing at SAFRA every mon and fri...alway go there at around 2 to 3 in the afternoon...Kill Kate!!!!if u r free on the mon and fri, drop by there and we go play in safra.lol

...it's so near ur school only.lol........anyway, i had seen the movie spiderman 3....its kinda boring...i almost fall asleep. I also felt sorry to kill kate,pumkin and chestnut.....i haven been spending time with u 3 during sat.......i promise that this sat i confirm will go and meet up with u 3 no matter what....hehes....

What starts with Lolli and ends with a ' POP! ' ?

Friday, May 04, 2007( 10:45 AM )

Hey there. It has been a long time. Yes it had. I had been so free, I think I'm taking up talking crap lessons ( you know, the one that will turn orange after you boiled it? ). That's how free I am. Why am I so free? Cause DOG, my randomise machine hasn't been spitting out random words for me. I think it kinda gave up on me. But look!! Here's one word and I'm happy enough to type out a post immediately when the word is spit out for I am so sickeningly free. But my freedom cannot be compared to our sharp head chestnut though. She's so bored she is bombarding our blog with crappy ( once again, orange when boiled ) posts.

And I'm here to save the day with my solid block of words. Yes, solid. Solid is my middle name! Scratch that. Crap is my middle name ( yes yes!! How many times must I tell you it's the one that will turn orange when boiled?? ). Back to the railway. The word DOG spit out is something that starts with a Lolli and ends with ' POP! ' . I'm sure all you readers out there would know what it is unless you are so thickheaded that you ignore the fact that your brain is working.

Lollipops. Something I eat often. And to think it cost only about $0.30 per stick. Read: I like strawberry flavor cause it's so deliciously sour. Yep. Feel free to buy 10 for me. Don't worry if you don't like strawberry flavor, just know that I'm enjoying it without you is enough. =D

Lollipops. A lollipop, lolly, or sucker is a type of confectionery consisting mainly of hardened, flavored sucrose with corn syrup mounted on a stick and intended for sucking or licking. And they are available in many flavours and shapes somemore. Hmmm...... *drown in own daydream about lollipops*

Now now, don't ask me why lollipops are named lollipops. Lollipops are meant to be sucked and you don't ask suck questions to things that are meant for sucking. Period. I shall not name other example cause it is too X-rated. This is a family-friendly site after all. Now now, don't think dirty cause what I have in mind might not be what you have in mind, PERVERT. Get your wet dreams away from us, thank you very much *slams door in face*

Oh well, this is a mighty long post ain't it? Is my solid block of words solid? Did I bore you? Good. Did you feel lame? Good. Did you go... " Crap! " ( yes, I'm still talking about the thing that turns orange when boiled )? Good. Seems that I have achieved my goal. To top if all off, I shall leave you guys drooling in pictures I've DRAWN.


Now you seriously think I draw all these? THANKS!!!

Sadly, I did not. The first pic is done by Bleedman, 2nd - ~kryzad-terrodash, 3rd-hummlas and the last gather of lollipops is by none other than me! Like real, it's by 'DivineError. It would be nice if you can care enough to go and search for their pictures on deviants art.

Here's a link from a manga done by Bleedman, a manga of lollipops called Suger Bits. It's really good, by the way. Link = http://sugar.snafu-comics.com/?strip_id=0


Here I end my post of solid words. Remember, I'm enjoying the lollipops without you. =D

POP!

HOT! HOT! HOT!

( 12:32 AM )

yo!kill kate is here again!have u here of e most hottest sauce? it call e Naga Morich " Snake Bite "Hot Sauce (above)(>o<)........ today i am providing a link to a blog tat will tell u more abt this sauce! (>o<)....... the blog tat is the " Hot Sauce Blog" is also very interesting!!!!!!! seriously a thumbs up!(>O<)b for ppl who like hot stuff....... (>w<) the whole blog can only use one word to describe ....... " HOT!"-> http://www.hotsauceblog.com/hotsaucearchives/naga-morich-snake-bite-hot-sauces/

Nicky or Nicky. Hmm.

Tuesday, May 01, 2007( 10:51 PM )

Ok I'm BORED with a capital B.

xIyff yobu8 fctaen feiguwre tzisjh uto, quywo mshtu be ujtvss as dzeorb as I am.

Gibberish.

P/s. It's a mix of extra alphabets and scrambled up charactors. Happy figuring that out.

WORRIED

( 6:54 AM )

Just came back from the chalet. Actually me and my friends want to play till night one....But my friend suddenly became sick and he vomited all the stuff we ate during yesterday night. We went to changi village and ate mee soto, mee rebus, coconut rice ,Malay chicken rice, beef noodle n drunk some coke.lol.The food was nice and for your information,we saw some shemale over there.WA,what am eye-opener.i seriously don't know what went right with my friend..don't understand how come he got sick....we all ate the same food n he the only one who had problem....maybe he drank too much coke.he drunk 4 can of coke......so worried for him....OH!anyway, HAPPY LABOUR DAY!!!!XD

Super dollfie

Sunday, April 29, 2007( 7:11 PM )

kill kate again! I find tat a kind of dolls is quite pretty , they are call super dollfie ... so here e link-> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Dollfie.... u gals can go know more abt it ! & there is a lot of external link u can go to look at e dolls!(>o<)................. and also other ppl dolls at this link->http://tangled.silentragedy.net/gallery/mainichi/event/03domuop.html

Stupid & Idiots

( 5:51 PM )

yo! kill kate is here! Most ppl always used words like '' Stupid'', ''Idiots".... but I think most ppl did not even know wat is meaning of stupid and idiots........(>o<)........so I put links to let ppl know! (>o<)->http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stupid.........->http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiots..........hope u read! (>o<)

Ideas anyone?

Friday, April 27, 2007( 11:59 PM )

Hola amigoz! Pao, KK and me are gonna spend a day together.

AND WE DUNNO WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CAUSE WE GOT NO $$

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SUGGESTIONS ANYONE?


Hate,
Nicki

Stupid people

Monday, April 23, 2007( 6:31 PM )

Hola amigoz! Nicky here once and again. Today I shall talk about the stupidity of some people.

As most of you might have noticed, a stupid person has decided to waste 20seconds of his lifespan tagging something stupid while he could have been doing something much more worthwhile.

It's really sad.
Some people are smart enough to know how to operate a computer yet dumb enough to do something so stupid. As if we'll get worked up and flood our tagboard with curses. *tsk*!

They're most probably geeks hiding behind their computer screens trying to act tough cause they got bullied by the "ah hueys" and "ah bengs" in school. Awww.. Poor dears =(

pao pao explaination for the 4 cute creatures

Saturday, April 21, 2007( 11:20 PM )

There pao pao explaination for the 4 cute creatures holding a candy stick.First,u can see that the first creature holding the candy stick is me,the pao pao.i ate half of the candy stick and pass it on to pumkin.then pumkin ate the other half and pass it to kill-kate.kill-kate inside the pic had the look of both 'blur and disappointed look' as she is sad tat she didn't had the chance to eat the candy stick.Thus,she had decided to pass the empty stick to chestnut.chestnut got angry about not having had the chance to eat the candy,thus she become so mad tat her nerve system broke down and started to draw so ugly picture with the empty stick.wow,interesting........no lah,actually i anyhow say one.too sian already.........haha,end of pao pao explaination..thanks for reading the 'pao pao crappy times' THANKS!!!!!

Another quote by Kill Kate

( 5:45 PM )

This is a combined post by the four of us, Pumkin, Kill Kate, Chestnut and Pao. Thank you. Like real.

kill-kate had created a new quote...it is 'why the meatball is becoming so smaller?'LOL,tis is me,the pao pao....we today go eat aijisen.afer we finish eating,we will given a survey form.they asked for our view on the food and service.there me,the pao pao acutally wrote 'can one bowl of rice in this shop cost 50 cents?..........hahas.anyhow write de.just want to make fun of them.....kk,here go for me,the pao pao..........finished!!!!!!!!!!!!

Since Pao is done, let me, the ultimate orange pump machine dissing blob is here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today, I shall diss about how cheapskate we four idiots are. Let me spell the entire scenario out for you word by word.

* We scrolled into the resturant like we own more than a million bucks. Sitting down, we started giggling and attracting attention like a typical twit. Excuse me while I punish myself by slitting my tummy. Okay back. Then we proceeded to read the menu form back to front and back again. Imagine the size of our eyeballs as we saw the **** price on all of the items listed. Firstly, it started out like this.... *

Pumkin: I'm not eating ramen. I'm going the salmon don instead.

Chestnut to Kill Kate: How about we share a bowl of something? * Then proceeds to discuss about what they are thinking of sharing. Then..... *

Pao: I wan the ramen set. It's more worth it.

Pumkin: .......Can we just order 3 rice set ( consist of bowl of rice and a tiny bowl of miso without the TOFU. ) and one ala carte?

* Chestnut and KK looked at me like I am the one with a halo on top of my head before nodding. *

I shall stop here to bring you the news that we actually did what I just suggested. And the scene was like 3 beggers fighting over a plate of tiny chicken cutlet. T-T Everyone was like " Don't take so much sause lei! I no more liao!!! " Just because the plain rice is tasteless. To think we brought the whole thing upon ourselves. T-T CHEATSKATESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. With this, I end my ranting, THANK YOU.

OI! There're 3 adults on a budget roll sitting next to us! They shared a bowl of ramen! Nvm. A big HOLA to all our readers. I shall tell you guys about a cold joke KK told us. It was so funny that snow started to fall. In which, the funny part isn't about the joke but her grammer.

As quoted by KK "'why the meatball is becoming so smaller?"

A few mins ago, me and Pump was having a good laugh at the msgs in KK's mobile.

As quoted from her phone-

"We now are going to reachED the interchange SOON ONLY =)."
(Yes, completed with a smiley face.")

"Are you going to reachED?"

"When should we bring the photo passport?"

"What should I writing?"

And here's the last one from Pump's monkey-ish bro:
"I cook little fries"

With this, I end my portion.

yo!........ this is kill kate ! I have nothing to write la...(>O<) Stupid pumkin kept telling me to WRITE! WRITE! WRITE!.. so I keep writing la.... THE END.

Nicky NO MORE

Thursday, April 19, 2007( 11:28 AM )

Hola amigoz! Nicky here once and again. It has been longggggggggggggggggg since I did an update =/ Oh wells. I'm so darn bored. So boreddddddddddd. =(


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SCHOOL


WITH


PUMPKIN KILL-KATE AND PAO!!!!!!!!!!!

P/s. That was my evil clone.

............^O^....................

Wednesday, April 18, 2007( 8:29 PM )

today i learn how to type during my office skill class. they acutally taught us how to type. haizs....treat us like as if we are idiots. but,it was fun. LOL!we also learn about the seven'sR in the logistic class.our teacher is very funny.i was able to stay awake througout the lesson. my classmate are all very active and fun. i really like my clas alot. but,i really hate to take bus to school. bus 31 is the only bus to my ite. it is crowded everyday and you have to fight to get onto the bus every single day. it quite tiring eveyday. but....hahas,nevermind. kk,this is the end of bao's update.wait tll i update again.XD

bao here!!!

Tuesday, April 17, 2007( 6:57 PM )

lol.bao now in simei ite.but there dun really sell a lot os baos............so sad.anyway,ite is fun!!!i met a lot of new frenzs and all are kind and cheerful.but ite still got s of ah bengs and ah huas........which i dun really like.anyway,i missed gg school with my frenzs like kill kate,pumkin andnicky........

Monday, April 16, 2007( 11:22 PM )

Recently , i had watch e news & know something very interesting!....... abt coffins!.... u know most coffins are.......... u know e same.... but there is this interesting coffins called crazy coffins! e guitar above is actually a coffin! ......... nice rite?!.... anyway if u want to see more go to this link->http://www.bbc.co.uk/nottingham/content/articles/2005/09/28/crazy_coffins_david_crampton_feature.shtml

( 10:47 PM )

yo!... here is kill kate!.......... i have damn long time haven't blog liao.......... but i usually provide link more than abt my daily life.............(>w<)........... anyway recently my bro find a interesting link abt deathnote..... e animation one not e movie one la......... ok...here e link->http://swfblog.blog46.fc2.com/blog-entry-1545.html...................

Oh look, it's dinos.

Saturday, April 14, 2007( 9:19 PM )

It me again. Yes, told you I'm the one who always decided and change the blogskin. It is me who always modifiy it too. Don't worry. Once I know how to create a blogskin sucessfully, I make one of my own.

But look, this time it's dino. Will it get even older? Watch this space.

DOG ask me to write this.

Thursday, April 12, 2007( 6:28 PM )

Oh great. Great great great great great. DOG is here again. Stupid DOG. For those first timers, DOG is actually my machine that spits out random words. And I am the branded ' Random ' writer. So I'm forced to write things DOG spits out. Look. Poly life is tiring and I'm just back from camp. I. AM. TIRED. But noooooo, stupid DOG has to spit this stupid word out.

Shampoo.

You heard me. Shampoo. Even this magnificance, beautiful, writer does not know what to write. All I think of when the word is spitted out is " Shit. " =D Delightful, right? I know. Anyway, now, when I look at the word, all I think is " Damn. " Okay, okay, so it's not damn, it's ads. Yes yes, advertisment. Don't you find shampoo ads are very very weird and boring?

Most of them are........

* Insert clip *

Man : It's hot.

Woman : It's not.

Man : It's hot.

I switch it off.

It's BORING! What is up with the " It's hot " and not thing? Hello? The man is sweating like there is no tomorrow. And all the woman do is sit there with the fan blowing in her face. Okay, so I got from others that she off it in the end but that is seriously lame. That's the word. Lame. Most shampoo ads are lame, boring and almost all the same. Ususally, they are about a woman with fake frizzy hair like looked like nyon. Read : Wig. Then after they used the shampoo, their hair becomes so seriously photoshopped-like. I never belive people's hair can turn that silky and beautiful. Nor had I seen it in real life before. Never. Ever. The one woman's hair I belive looks like that is Amanda. ( From 8 days Jason's books, table for three and asking for trouble ) It's Jason and I adore that guy. Enough said.

The only shampoo ad I find amusing is the Herbal essence ad. I literally laugh when I saw that the silky and beautiful hair belongs to a big burly guy. The expression he made is out of this world. Amusing. Really.

With that, I end my post. Wow....I am seriously good. ( Since I can actually made a topic out of shampoo. )

I'm back!!!!

Sunday, April 08, 2007( 4:29 PM )

LOL!!!!long time never post already.XD cant log in the blog cause i pressed on the wrong link.i suppose to press on the 'google account' but i alway press the 'old blogger account'........no wonder i cant log in n post.anyway,me,the bao had brought a new laptop!!!so happy....me bao is gg to study at simei ite during april.I'm looking forward to my new life in the ite.i have been working for a few month now...i working part time in a japanese shop.......our lady boss is a japanese.she a very nice lady but she looked really firece...-_-'''...her face is even blacker than me black bao....so scary.....the worker inside all call her 'big panties.'lol,i dun know y they call her tat.they also call the second lady boss as 'mole panties.'hahahas....
LOL!!!look at the pic of the doggie!!!so cute!!!my brother found it inside a army camp................

Quiz it!

Saturday, March 31, 2007( 7:34 PM )

To join us, DO THE QUIZ BELOW!



Cheers!

Taking art requests

Wednesday, March 28, 2007( 9:12 PM )

No, this is not DOG, which is my randomise machine, post. It is, what the title suggest. Yes, I'm taking art requests.

No, I'm not good.

Yes, I only draw chibi like the one in my signture.

Yes, I drew that.

No I don't have a gallery but of you wanna view my artworks, feel free to go here --> http://crazed-pumkin.deviantart.com/ which is my deviant's art account.

Yes, you don't have to pay.

No, you can't set the dead line. ( What? Free of charge and you still want this what that? )

No, I will only take 2 requests at one time till it's done.

Yes, it is first come first serve.

Yes, you can either e-mail me or leave a tag. ( the-dee_ots@hotmail.com )

Yes, I will try my best to draw it as fast as possible.

Yes, you need to give your e-mail or info on how to contect you.

There you go. I am bored and need some things to do. Take it in that I am still not very good in drawing so don't expect beautilful cg and drawing. I think the chibis I draw are quite cute, are they not? =/ Yea, I am also trying to upgrade my skills in drawing by drawing more. Can't promise if I will do some more though.

( This is a blah post by pumkin )

Infamous sayings

( 7:37 PM )

Nicki speaking. I shall do a post on infamous sayings created by us.
P/s. 50% of the stuff here is lifted from Kill-Kate's English composition, 49% created by Kill-Kate and 1% contributed by the rest of us.

"I so panic, I scream so loud"
Meaning: Your fear.
Credit: Kill-Kate

"I stab myself and lay down"
Meaning: To stab oneself and collapse aka lousy composition.
Credit: Kill-Kate

"To eat chicken, troublesome"
Meaning: Never eat chicken wings during lunch break.
Reference: http://the-idiots-idiots.blogspot.com/2007/03/to-eat-chicken-troublesome.html
Credit: Kill-Kate, Pumkin and Nicki

"GAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Meaning: Anything you want it to be.
Credit: Kill-Kate

"Suan-tian zhu"(sweet sour pig)
Meaning: Sweet and sour pork.
Credit: Kill-Kate

"You know hor?"
Meaning: Dunno
Credit: Kill-Kate

"You know? You know?"
Meaning: DUNNO! DUNNO!
Credit: Kill-Kate

"What if Sang Nila Utama saw a merpig?"
Meaning: Babipura
Reference: http://the-idiots-idiots.blogspot.com/2007/03/what-if-sang-nila-utama-saw.html
Credit: Nicki

"ARGHHH! I WANNA KILL YOU!!"
Meaning: I want to silence you.
Credit: Kill-Kate

"BURN YOUR HAIR!"
Meaning: Bald
Credit: Niki

"hharll0ws w0shiiixiiia0t00tiiies"
Meaning: You're irritating.
Credit: Nicki

"The more I eat, the more I hungrier"
Meaning: Horrible grammar.
Credit: Kill-Kate

"Oh my stomach! Oh my stomach! Oh my stomach!"
Meaning: My stomach.
Credit: Kill-Kate

"Stretch chicken"
Meaning: You'd have to ask Kill-Kate. Chimalogy! *tsk*
Credit: Kill-Kate

__________________

Phew! Finally done.
This blog entry is proudly presented to you by Nicki.
Credits goes to Kill-kate(99%), Pumkin(0.5%) and me(0.5%).

Links and more links!

Tuesday, March 27, 2007( 2:22 AM )

yo! it is kill kate here!................
ok ............... this is specially for pumkin.........
i finally found pic of togainu no chi!.....
so pumkin , if u forgot wat is it, just click on e link.............
http://browse.minitokyo.net/gallery/?aid=262&page=1
& i also find some nice pic....so just link to it.........
->http://graceful-lament.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=74&pos=74
http://graceful-lament.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=random&cat=6&pos=-727
http://graceful-lament.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=152&pos=0 this is a 12 horoscope tat i find it quite
nice->http://graceful-lament.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=181&pos=0
hope u like it!

i know tat all our 4 idiots love dessert........(>w<).........
anyway i had found a gd website for all dessert lovers....
tat like to make dessert.....(>w<).........
which is recipes of making dessert...........
but not only dessert la .............
there is also a lot of other recipes la...........
anyway u could go & see it urself..........
but e website a bit lack........ so must wait a bit long.......... sorry...(>m<)''..........
tat e link->http://visualrecipes.com/recipe-search/category/Dessert/
hope ur gals enjoy it!........but dun see until ur saliva droop arh!.....(>u<)

Spongebob Squarepants

Monday, March 26, 2007( 11:50 AM )

Why....hey. * flips channel * Look, DOG, my randomise machine suddenly sprouts out something. Too lazy to actually do anything, I pretend I am blind till walking around in the darkness become too much for me. ( Try hearing television! )What? Go on, try that yourself before talking to me. Besides, I don't do talking. Only sleeping, writing, lazing. So go amuse yourself. Well then.



Spongebob Squarepants

The invertebrate sea sponge with square pants and a brain the size of a nanochip. No. I'm not kidding. His nasal and whiny voice. His irritating and prolong laughter. His two, even bugs would be proud, front teeth. Holes all around his body. His nanochip sized brain controlled actions and deeds.

Aren't he adorable? Cute? Funny? Lame? Idiotic?

YES. The last word. The major word. PERFECT! The perfect word of our blog! Beautiful.

Oui ( the only French word learned from Mr Bean ), Mister Squarepants, I do love you. Though you love to do things without even using your nanochip brain and often spells trouble with a T for everyone, people still love you! ( Psst, I thinks it's those manly holes. ) And think of all the good you can do! You allow me to allow me to laugh my innards out at you, for me to act as one of those adults who act as kids, and the Krabby Patties! You CANNOT forget the Krabby Patties!

Patrick Starfish

Patrick! The pink chubby starfish who do not even have a brain who squash itself under a rock. Don't worry, people still love you. Our dear CHESTNUT!!! Your cute, goofy and deep voice that always used to say stupid stuff. Your chubby pink middle that you always use to store Goopy Gooper ice cream. Your silly, lame, stupid, idiotic and crazy antics. ( Remember how you stuck a flag in between your butt? ) You tight pants that always goes down to revel absolutely nothing. ( It's a family rating show after all, got to keep it going. )

Aren't you the silliest and cutest starfish there ever is?? ( I think it's your " Uh....oh...I...forgot... " ) So please continue and show people how absolutely dumb a starfish can be and bring hope to all stupid people!! YAY!!

Phew. Acting cheerful is hard, period. And I think blogger hates me. But do I care? NO! Hate me for all I care as I love YOU!! =D ( The perfect comeback to anyone who says they hates you. Add a wink and a kiss and she/he will never bother you again. ) So till the next DOG.

VOTE!

Sunday, March 25, 2007( 7:39 PM )

Hola! Nicki here! Do you guys see the poll on the first page before the navigations? Yes? GOOD!

PLEASE VOTE!

I'll be putting random polls on the front page every morning so.... PLEASE VOTE OK?

THANK YOU!!

Cheers!

P/s. PATRICK STAR HAS MY VOTE!!! CAUSE HE'S SO BRAINLESSLY ADORABLE!

OMG! SOMETHING IS STIRRING!!!!!

Saturday, March 24, 2007( 5:51 PM )

Why, hey there. The title is a completely randomise sentance that is spit out from my randomise machine. =D I shall name it ' DOG '. Don'y ask me why. Anyway, something is changing in this blog. Someone had tagged that this is a very lame blog. May I ask who is that? I NEED TO THANK YOU!!! =D To think my efforts paid off.

Right. Didn't I mention we have changes here? That's right. I noticed that lately, alot of anti-twits posts and blog had been taking place. Then I just got bored. I think I am those type who rather read than to tax my brain over such matters. Like I said, I'm lazy. My aim is to make this blog a lame, crazy, stupid and idiotic thing. Hehehe. Wish me luck.

Now, I have been branded. Pumkin, from now on, will only write stuff compleately randomise. I will pop a stupid theme out of my DOG and post about it. =D As for chestnut, she will be in charged of dissing everything and anything. =D Kill Kate will be in charged of finding cute and weird stuff. Bao shall continue to remain invinsible. =P Righty then. Since we get that cleared. I have some dumb pix I found at Neopets. ( once again, don't ask me why. )

POTC, Johnney have a new face -

Is this ants or turtles?? -

HELP!!!! BEE ON FIRE!!!! -

Papa snurf -

Did you SEE that??? O-o -

Lets have a contest. All contestants will be given a ball. Please vote for the one who bounces the best.

Will it be...... ugly? -

Or.....Beautiful -

Or....scaly? -

Ever saw a angel flying EGG? -

Plain awwwww-nesss -

Hovering star bear ( honey star? ) -

Chicken bathing

Thursday, March 22, 2007( 11:43 PM )

Don't ask me why. I don't know. I found the 'egg' skin and someone had to complain it was too plain. Too plain!! Sheesh. Therefore, after many hours of grueling serch, I found an apple skin. It was deliciously cute. The apple, not the skin. Problem is, the entire thing is in different shades of red. Someone found it too twit-ish. Okay, I got to admit, it does. But the content in is not. Then i try changing the background to black. Failed. I'd bite you if you ask me why. Too bored to explain. Back to searching.

Then I come up with a really cute skin of a anime girl sleeping. Got send back again. What is wrong with this someone? I'm not free!!! I need to eat and sleep and be sarcastic! Why does she thinks I'm so free??? * Bites into the head of a freshly roasted chestnut, KK roasted it* then I gave her the chicken. She likes it. Oh great. Now we know what is going on in her mind. She likes a bathing chicken. Feel free to laugh. I promise I won't eat you.

I could be said to be in charge of the blogskins since I'm always the one doing the blog skin. KK and bao? They are the invinsible members which pops up now and then to give a laugh. Oh well. Back to bed. Do you think I should try sleeping like the chicken up there? Hmm.....

Buffoons and spikey hair

( 8:44 PM )

Nicky here. Watched Mr.Bean with the rest of the idiots, buffoon and another 3 of our friends. today. The show was hilarious but that's not what I'm gonna rant about today. I shall rant about ANOTHER BUFFOON WE ENCOUNTERED!

And sitting right smack in front of me is the buffoon that I'm gonna rant about today.

First, he is fucking tall. And his spiked hair makes him even taller. Thus, being the damn short ass I am, I could see nuts about what was happening on the big screen. Then he JUST HAVE TO raise his hands at random and disrupt me even more. Thus, I was leaning towards KK for almost 99% of the show just to watch Mr.Bean.

Second, He kept slamming his back on the chair thus bumping my knees.

Third, when he turned around I got the rudest SHOCK of my life! He is so damn FUGLY, he made Ru Hua look chio.

Have you people ever encountered such a rude jackass before? I'm seriously so damn pissed that I couldn't wait to get home to blog about it.


Here are a few suggestions for you if you ever happened to read this!

P/s. I'm the Girl with Golden hair sitting right smack behind you shooting you deadly glares when you turned around. Be glad that looks can't kill or you'll be dead by now.

First- Spiked hair is really irritating and using too much gel gives you dandruff.

Second- If you know that you're so damn FUCKING ugly, please lock yourself up at home. If you don't know, now you do (=

Third- It's very rude to raise your hands in the air at random during a movie. You're NOT invisible.

Last but not least- STOP slamming yourself against the chair. You're not there to wrestle. It's a movie theater! DUMB ASS!

Okay I'm done. *Phew* I'm feeling much better.

Welcome

Wednesday, March 21, 2007( 11:49 PM )

Yo. Pumkin here. CHESTnut not here. From what I can comprehend, someone had been shamelessly pushing this particular blog to everyone and everywhere she knows. Not that I mind. I'm bored, in fact. I'm a boring, old, cranky, sarcastic round orange blob of nothing. But a orange lazy, cranky, 100 years old, bored, lousy blob does have a good side. It does not try to behave what it isn't. I'm not a bird. Therefore, I don't twit. Be happy. I'm doing a lot for you since I'm not eating you up this very moment. No worry, there's still Kill Kate, he'll finish you up. Ah. I'm dreadfully bored. Is the song irritating? I hope it is. It's not? Darn. Remember to tell me to put ' choose a more irritating song ' on my to-do list. Wait. I don't have one. Oh well. * kicking back and lay on the sofa. * I have been wondering why people actually read this blog. It is a boring, lazy, idiotic, irritating * ponder for more words * , stupid piece of a website. Wait. That's wrong again isn't it? This is a website like a baboon's backside is blue. Oh well. Let's play pretend. Pretend this is a website. Got that? Ah, very good. * Relax and begin to sink deeper into the sofa. * You may be asking why words are appearing all over the screen when I am studying the patterns of the sofa. It's really none of your business, issit? Oh well. For a reward for reading this seriously boring, lazy, idiotic, crazed post, I shall revel the deepest, darkest secret of my life. Is this getting intresting? Oh dear. This won't do. The twits will allow me to kill them. To make this boring, I shall not revel. Wow. Nice solid block of words. * sink even deeper * I swear this is getting hot, I wonder why. Maybe Kill Kate is roasting Chestnuts again. Hmmm, would like some. Anyway, what is the main point I need to make? Let's see........oh yes, I need to say welcome to this boring, crazed, stupid, idiotic, irritating blog of ours. If you are seriously still reading this, you need to get a life. Be a baboon. Make sure to colour your backsides a bright shiny, healthy colour of a tomato. Or a shark. A turtle. Someone recently make a movie of 4 greens turtles with a piece of cloth blinded over their eyes. Or feel free to join us once I got all the geeks to write up the rules for joining. The trouble is, I'm too bored to tell them get. So you may have to wait. Or, if you have a brain a size of a peanut no, smaller than Mr Bean, go be a bird. Be a twiting bird. Wear pink.

Wait a minute. I did not say I like twits or accept them. I'm only too bored to actually raise a huge topic out of them. Thousands of errors and 10 seconds to say them all. I don't have the time, yes? Besides, I'm too busy laughing out my innards.
I
f you are still reading, I seriuosly think you need a check up. A simple one. Even I can do it. Don't worry, just to save time, I shall check for you. Now, please poke your head inside my mouth........

Buffoons and black nail polish

Tuesday, March 20, 2007( 4:56 PM )

Ahh.. It's sweltering HOT today! Nicky here! I shall be ranting about buffoons and black nail polish but before I do so, let me show you how does a buffoon, in our opinion looks like.

(Yes yes I know it's a baboon. But it sort of reminds us of a certain buffoon we know.)


Anyway, to a certain buffoon of a boyfriend of one of our dear idiots, this is a recommended read for you if you wanna improve yourself and make us not shun you -if possible-.


1st- NEVER, EVER wear nail polish. SO WHAT IF IT'S BLACK? We DON'T CARE if it makes you look cool or hip or style or whatever. Because nail polish and guys are not suppose to mix. Geddit?


2nd- We cannot understand how can someone be dumber then an ostrich.


3rd- How can someone have so much ego? Hmm.. We wonder..


Ahh... It's a miracle he doesn't knock into a wall while walking every now and then, with that big ego and that much stupidity inside of him. Stupidity and big ego never make good partners you see. So, dear big buffoon of a boyfriend of one of us please do some soul searching and buy a bottle of nail polish remover.

I shall now end this post with a self made quote:
Stupidity and big ego is a big no no.

P/s. Here's another picture of a buffoon. Enjoy!
(All images here are provided by Ash)

Weird buns

Saturday, March 17, 2007( 1:00 AM )

hi!........ Kill kate here!....... It has such a long time tat I haven't been here........(>w<) because I am very lazy(TOT)......... oh ,by e way.......i just now saw e story of kogepan....... veryyyyyyyyyyyyy cutttttttttteeee! althought it had exist quite long ago liao...(ToT)http://lazyjuice.com/!/kogepan/ <- tat e link to e story of kogepan, hope u gals like it!

*( Pumkin: Well, hey there. Poped in and saw something missing. Yes, that' right. The title is missing. Therefore, i begin to think that I must at least do one good deed a year so I ad a title for you!! Ain't I good? =D KK, next time remember to add ar! )*

Carrots....bunny. Bunny.....carrots

Friday, March 16, 2007( 7:00 PM )

Ryan : " What are you eating? "

Tempe: " Carrots. "

Ryan: " Since when do you eat raw veggies? "

Tempe: " Carrots are good for you. "

Ryan: " Really? "

Tempe: " Good for the eyes. "

Ryan: " If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the road? "



Piece taken from ' Bare Bones ' Author= Kathy Reichs

Ps: I'm so hooked up on Kathy Reichs books right now. The sarcasticism between the chars are simply too good to miss.

Pumkin, over and out.

Ohhh, the tremers

Monday, March 12, 2007( 3:01 PM )

The rave that had set people talking about. " Oo! I feel so giggy!! " " Oo!! I feel like puking!! "

Hello? Are we having a contest as to how horrible we feel after the so-called tremers? Just to let you know, I'm dreadfully dissapointed. I exprience none of the mind-blowing, mind-swishing, bile-in-the-mouth, fear-in-the-hearts. Simply put, I exprience non of the tremers. Awww. To think I am so looking forward to that! Then I can also take part of the contest of who has the most horrible feeling. But no, nothing! DAMN! Why is that so? Huh? Why? *sigh*

Plus, when the news finally appear on our goggle tube, all I saw was how people panicked and ran. How they discribed their experience. Major obit roll. Hey! I could see my own brain! Somehow, that is much much much more intresting that the totally blown-up version of the news.

Imagaine how the westerners, heck, even our own Asians sorted in laughter at our reaction. I swear they can even watch TV calmly if they are faced with the same tremers. Somehow, I think they will die laughing if someone says " I though I was going to DIE!! " or even, " That was the most horrible thing that happened to me!!! " All sane people would indeed, roll on the floor with laughter or either buried themselves in shame at the stupid reactions people get.

1st example

' OMG people!! I exprience the so-called tremers!!! ' <--- Roll eyes. Once again, people don't get excited at the least tremers there ever was.

And instead of appreciating how safe singapore is, they went ahead and complained. Or even cheer when school is closed due to the slight tremers. No wonder mother nature seems pissed off.

Mother Nature : OI, STUIPD STICK MAN LIVING ON EARTH!!! BE GRATEFUL!!!

I yearn everyone to be grateful. She can easily drown us with her silver or eat us up. So people thank everyone on the streets. In the meantime, I shall simply sit here and wait for you guys to bow down at my feet.

Things people do

Friday, March 09, 2007( 11:10 AM )

First of all. my cranky old birthday is coming and please blow a candle and wish me dead. It's my 1ooth birthday!!!!! Never once wonder how a pumkin can live so long eh? DO NOT FORGET, cause I'm PUMKIN!!!! Okay, that's damn lame. Let's get on with it.
I have actually started piling up stuff under stupid things people do and recently, I noticed this is all useless. One look at the paper and you have got yourself an endless load of stupid stuff. But, throwing away the list would be oh-so-wasteful so I decided to post. T-T Not entirely.


Stupid stuff people do

AHH! NICKY HERE! I CANNOT HELP BUT TO PROBE IN! *TSK*! ASH!!! YOUR GRAMMAR AND TENSES SERIOUSLY NEED EDITING!
Ps.I shall bold whatever I have edited *smug grin*
(( I thank you for your KINDNESS but you seems to have edit too much. I smell a lot of you and some parts, you didn't even BOLD. So then, I shall RE-EDIT. ))

1) Queuing up for a so called ' cats without mouth ' for hours under the sun at Mac's.

HELLO????(Nicky:hi) This is shear STUPIDITY. Who the hell queue for hours to end just to get a couple of dolls that has no mouth, dressed up in stupid (Nicky: May I add fugly?) clothes that will rot with time and before you know it, you hold it up, look at it and say " This is ugly. " before throwing it into the rubbish chute? There're millions of shops selling ' cats without mouth ' and for your information, there is no need to queue.

2) Lining up just to get some lousy free stuff.

No comments. That is just plain singaporean kaisu.

(I just can't stand it anymore! I GOTTA REWRITE THIS!)
Rewritten by Nicky: I'm utterly speechless. This is plain kiasuism! *tsk!* Typical Singaporeans! (( Pum: May I add what is wrong with my sentance???? T-T# plus, your sentance really sounds weird ))

3) Sitting in front of the computer with webcam on, half-naked, mouthing the words to some songs and posting millions of the same video with different songs on the web.

Dear sir. How old are you exactly? Why are you behaving like this? Do you have a body like Vincent (Ng)? No you don't. You have a body like William Hung. And that's an understatement. William Hung is so much smaller in size (Nicky: Much cuter too). And nobody really cares about seeing how you act like a fool and mouth words to songs that people care about. And you are half-naked. Only people watching porn sits half-naked in front of the computer. God knows if you are fully-naked. That would be utterly horrible and people would phone the police going " Help!! There is a naked man in his house mouthing words to songs. " Furthermore, this is bringing shame to all Singaporeans and we really don't need the excess shame. (Nicky: *Curses* This ain't funny! Oh no it ain't funny! It's making my eyes bleed!!! OH THE HORROR! )

4) Queuing up for an audition to take part in Singapore idol while wearing yellow troy-like-costume and waving a card that says you puck eye***** for a mere $5.

Dear same sir. Not only will you damage your reputation in front of the judges, it will also rot away in front of the whole world. We Singaporeans are an old bunch. We only take kindly to jokes like " Careless whisper, Nong Nong ago and the banana man " . At least they are funny. Yours is NOT, MAY I REPEAT, NOT funny. It is a laughing stock! It has the power to turn laughter into curses. That is how powerful it is. And then hor, no one actually PLUCK eye***** while queuing up to take part in Singapore idol. Instead, they rehearse. If you would really like to amuse people with your "funny" antics please, DO migrate to America and join the variety show entitled "Just for laughs". Though I doubt you will even go anywhere near the stage, at least you will be able to make a living as a famous eye**** pucker in the states. The Americans have bushy eyebrows you see. But please, on a serious note, do not reveal to ANYONE that you were once a Singaporean. We have weak hearts and will not take kindly to any form of shame.

5) Strip whatever you are wearing infront of celebrities making Fann cry and Mark storm out of the recording room.

Dear same sir again. How many letters would you like me to write to you to warn you? Mark is a comedian. Comedians usually have have more will power to tolerate shame than us, typical Singaporeans. But even he cannot stand it. And Fann being an A lister, actually cried when you did your act. I don't really care if you have anything underneath cause even Mediacorp thinks it's too repulsive to stamp the image on Singaporeans. Especially young singaporeans. Imagine what they will grow up to become if they take you as their role model? But even with the cover-up, it pretty much caused a huge stirr. Cause no one strips on a variety show. Strippers strip in private parties. Some don't even strip fully. The act is plain dumb! dumb ass! idiotic! It's the stupiest thing I ever saw!! Now I have a problem. I don't know which name is suitable for you, media slut or media slut? Hmm..... Please allow me time to think this over. And also, stay away from our beloved Mediacorp until we forget your face. which I assume, will be a mightly long time.

Ps. Even if we do, please don't go near Mediacorp.

6) Get yourself pregnant before you even know it.

Okay........ First things first, 9 years old is a time whereby you actually bond with the guys. Not bond as in bond but bond. You play catching in the fields, buy catching, spider catching, hopscotch. You don't, try activities in bed until you are of the age that even your parents want you to DO SOMETHING!!! And, pardon me, girls usually don't become ripe at this age. They get ripe only when other too, get ripe. Imagine running on the field with guys when your **** falls out. Being the thick headed wood block they are, the guys might even mistake it for a diaper. (( pum: I love this sentance. )) And what is wrong with that guy anyway?? Shouldn't he be running on the field, falling in love with the sun, the dirt, the grass, the bugs BUT not of all things, girls. Cause such a tender age, no boys will give a damn about girls. Can you imagine that your child is only 9 years younger than you? (Nicky: BLOODY HELL! MY SISTER IS 9YEARS YOUNGER THEN ME! Pum: I have a cousin whose brother is 13 years younger than him. ) When you are of marriagable age, your child will ALSO be old enough to hook a hubby and have s*x. Might as well hold a double wedding and get married together with your child. Imagine your child getting married before you! OH THE HORROR! More ever at the age of 9, you have already achieved stretch marks, the rubber tummy skin and a child to take care of! *claps*

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So there you go, six stupidest thing people do. Sigh, no comments. And NOW!!! * drum roll * 6 clever things people do!!!!

1) Invent a program that millions of people will buy that can only be downloaded once and earn millions.. Did I say millions? I meant BILLIONS!

What can I say, that guy is clever and even I wanna marry him. Or be like him. I think I'd rather be like him.

2) Invent 'cats with mouth' that get people queuing like mad.

Do you know how people adore ' cats with mouth '? They'll spend all their money willingly? Wow.

3) Invent spongebob squarepants.

That is like, the hottest show ever!!

4) Adore spongebob spuarepants.

Everyone will agree with you.
*Nicky nods*

5) Make gay movie that starring a really pretty guy.

I watch the movie for the pretty guy.
(Nicky: that's sissy)
(( pum: Not it's not. That guy is DAMN pretty!! And handsome ))
(Nicky: Well you're being contradicting. How can someone be pretty YET handsome?)

6) Write a book meant for kids about a boy wearing dumb glasses, waving a stick around and rides on a broomstick that can jolly well, take his balls away look cool.

Earn millions of dollars from the books, the merchandise and the movie. Also, score a hit with the guy acting Harry. Marry him if possible. Either him or Granger.

(Nicky: Oh no you people don't! Dan is on his way to becoming a porn star! He did a photo shoot of himself in his birthday suit!)

(( Pum: *Laughs* That's sounds nothing compared to the fact that he did a play naked. Yes, naked. That play is banned in some old-closed minded countried. Don't even think it will arrive in singapore. But that does not steer away from the fact that Dan's HOT. ))

(Nicky: *tsk!* Yes Dan is hot but whats up with parading around in his birthday suit? *tsk* Media whores!)

*Any coincidence either living or dead is a huge mistake. *

And other stupid stuffs

Saturday, March 03, 2007( 6:58 PM )

DISTURBING THINGS YOUR MOTHER HAS SAID TO YOU

1. If you don't stop it, I'll take you go market and sell!
2. Your friends are wrong! There's absolutely nothing wrong with breastfeeding you till you're sixteen.
3. Ah Boy ah, can you help me put on my bra?
4. I know what you're actually doing when you lock your room door.
5. What's wrong with taking me to the prom as your date?
6. Ah Boy ah, next time you want to put on my bra, ask me first, can?
7. Can you study harder, not? I don?t want to have to do what I just did with your maths teacher again, okay!
8. If you don't keep quiet, I?ll send you to join your father at the bottom of the Singapore River!
9. How do I look in this thong?
10. Actually? what?s your name, ah?

What could be worse than having an ang mor ah lian(Brittney Spears) as your mother?

1. Having Michael Jackson as your babysitter.
2. Having Paris Hilton as your daughter.
3. Having George W Bush as your president.
4. Having Moses Lim as your diet coach.
5. Having TT Durai as your plumbing purchaser.
6. Having Austin Powers as your dentist.
7. Having Donald Trump as your hairdresser.
8. Having Britney Spears as your father.
9) Having Merlion as your fish

In-house astrologer Confuseus hands out his horoscopes for this Chinese New Year.

SNAKE: If you're really into bags and shoes, congrats! This year you'll be made into them.
SHEEP: Can you tell your kid to stop following Mary around? It's creepy! Wait she get restraining order on him, then you know!
MONKEY: Remember the saying, " Pay peanuts, get monkeys?? " Well, aren't you lucky to be living in Singapore where peanuts are worth a lot! Just don't spend them on golden plumbing equipment.
ROOSTER: You may be a rooster, but that's no reason to feel cocky. It's a dirty habit and you might go blind if you continue.
RAT: This year, all rats will ponder the ultimate rodent question: how come Mickey Mouse never takes off his gloves? Hmmm!

MALU THINGS THAT MIGHT HAPPEN WHEN YOU USE YOUR LIGHTSABRE

1. You keep making that crackling electrical noise with your mouth every time you clash it with your enemy's lightsabre , even though the sound happens naturally. Now the whole Jedi council thinks you're damn suah koo.
2. Your mother accidentally uses it as a pole to hang the laundry.
3. That irritating Harry Potter boy next door keeps shouting " Lumos! " whenever he borrows your lightsabre and turns it on, even though you keep telling him no need.
4. Because you went over to the Dark Side, your lightsabre is supposed to be red in colour. But then you suay-suay forgot to replace the batteries, and then it turned pink, and now the storm troopers call you ' Darth Sissy ' behind your back.
5. You use it to cut open your durian, expecting the lightsabre to slice through its thorny hide like it did Luke Skywalker's hand. But skarly, the whole durian disappears the moment the lightsabre touches it, like Obi-Wan did in Episode 4. So you go to Best Denki and ask for a refund.
6. Your fellow Jedis discover that you've been decorating your lightsabre with Hello Kitty stickers.
7. You go into the Jedi locker room, and panic when you discover that your lightsabre is actually much shorter than the other Jedis?
8. You turn it on while holding it backwards.

What I Told My Hairdresser, and What She Heard

What I Said: "Can you make the top not so thick? "
What She Heard: "Can you give me a haircut like a clown?"
What I Said: " I'm thinking of trying a more glamourous hairstyle? can you style me to make me look like a movie star? "
What She Heard: " Chewbacca, can? "

What I Said: " I want something easy to manage. "
What She Heard: " One botak special coming right up. "
What I Said: " I want layers. "
What She Heard: " I want a hairstyle that looks like what you'd get if you merged all the characters in Dragonball GT. "

What I Said: " Just give me a regular crewcut. "
What She Heard: " What I want you to do is put a bowl on my head and cut around it. "
What I Said: " Just a trim. "
What She Heard: " You know those Franciscan monks, the ones who are botak on top but got hair all around? I want exactly like that. "

What I Said: " I want bangs. "
What She Heard: " I want you to make me look like someone set off dynamite on top of my head. "
What I Said: " Can you give me a bob? "
What She Heard: " Boob? She wants her head to look like a breast? Whatever you want, you're the customer. "

What I Said: " I want my hair to look like Eva Longoria in Desperate Housewives. "
What She Heard: " I donno who you're talking about, but housewife? housewife? I think if I make you look like my Auntie Gek Neo who lives in Bukit Gorblok St 13, same-same can oreddy. "

What I Said: "I just want a good ol? fashioned cut."
What She Heard: "Gimme the Tony Tan special. "
What I Said: " Wah lau! You made me look like a bleddy mushroom! "
What She Heard: " You're wonderful. Please, don't be afraid to charge me high-high. "

Fun in the lift

( 6:58 PM )

Hello readers! It's Nicky here again! I've came across something that I find funny and I shall post it here. As the tittle of this entry suggests, fun things YOU can do IN the LIFT! Here goes!

Enjoy~

1. Move a desk inside the lift. Wear a suit and sit at the desk. When the doors open, smile and say, “Good morning. Do you have an appointment?”

2. Say “Ding!” at every floor.

3. Use your phone camera to snap everyone who comes in, saying, “Dun mind, ah, for my blog.”

4. Whenever someone presses a button, make a sound like an explosion. (Suggested: “Chibaboom!”)

5. Make farting noises. Then glare at someone and go, “Tsk!”

6. Dress up like a devil. When people get in, smile and ask, “Going down?”

7. When someone steps in, ask, “Which floor?”, then press the wrong one.

8. Whenever the doors open, wave your hand like a Jedi Knight.

9. Meow occasionally.

10. Pick your nose conspicuously.

11. Approach everyone inside and ask whether they’ve got life insurance.

12. Bring an empty bag into the lift. Open it a little, and whisper into it, “Got enough air in there, not? You sure, ah?”

13. Wear all white, and shake everyone’s hands, saying, “More good years!”

14. Sit on the floor, hug your knees and rock back and forth, humming “Count On Me, Singapore”.

( 6:57 PM )

decided to draw one after posting................very ugly.LOL

( 6:57 PM )

ello all readers!!!haizs...just wake up only....zzzzzzz....anyway,happy v day to all 0f you guys.today,we IDIOTS went to a fast food resurant n we drew picture for compition.chestnut actually drew sqares tat looks like.....so improper and weird.i was like -_-"' when chestnut expression goes 'hehe'.At first,she was really proud of her squares.but after me,pumkinand kill kate critsed her drawing,she turns into like that ---->(T_T) yeah,ur eyes are not playing a trick on you.she really turn into tat expression.LOL.anyway,u can know chestnut's drawing standard by looking at the pic she drew for her Sang Nila Utama blog.anyway,forgive me for my wrong spelling.kk,go eat bao again........till next time.

Rubbish

( 6:56 PM )

Yo all veggies and fruits!!!!!!!!1 It's your friendly non-sarcastic pumkin here!!!! Haven't I tell you LOADS of time it's pumkin and not PUMPKIN???!!! Can't we have a little creativity around here???? Good.

I'm here today to touch on the topic of ' Rubbish '. Go dig your ears and it's still rubbish. Why rubbish you may ask and I still won't give you an answer. Cause you are not here to read about why rubbish but comments about rubbish.

Rubbish, no matter what you say, is something which you discarded away. Something you don't want. Apperently you don't throw something you want and love right??!! Fei Hua. One quote by an unknown person, either that or I don't know who he/she is. All I know this person don't comes from the world of Veggies and Fruits, my friends. Out of point here but do I care? No. Right, here's the quote : Someone's rubbish is another person gold.
" Why? " You ghost might ask. I say you are ghost cause I am sure no one reads. Except the four of us. Back to topic. Why? That is because he appreantly found some dung in the rubbish dump and use it as his ferterlisers. That's gold to some Veggies. There you go, the reason behind that quote. And that finish my post about rubbish.

Ps: In our real life, Pumkin, Kill Kate, Black Pao and Chestnut is 4 girls but in our persona as Pumkin, Kill Kate, B.Pao and Chestnut, Pumkin and Kill Kate are guys while the other 2 are girls. One guy ( pumkin ) and one girl ( Chestnut ) is so sarcastic that lemons are sweeet.

And it is rubbish.

What if Sang Nila Utama saw..

( 6:56 PM )

Hello dear readers! Once and again, it's Nicky here. Happy valentines day(not) to all! We've been spending 1/2 of 2007 valentines day together and now, we're all at Ashs' house while her brother plays the Doramon theme song over and over again. That's not the point. Today I shall touch on how Singapore got her name. We all know it's because Sang Nila Utama while sailing on his ancient junk saw an unknown island. He used his supersonic eyes and guess what he saw? YES! YOU GOT IT! IT'S A.. IT'S A...... IT'S A MERLION!!!!!!!!!! Thus, he decided to name it Singapura. Singa meaning lion, pura meaning city. Put it together and you get LION CITY! Yes I'm done.. With the first part *grins*.





Now let us fantasize.. (NOT PORN YOU PERV).





What if Sang Nila Utama saw a merpig instead? Wouldn't we be 'Babi'pura? Pig city? OH GLORIFY ALL PIGS!

In case you people did not understand the picture, the fugly stick man is Sang Nila Utama on his piece of ancient junk that's about as modern as he is. The green thingy at the back is 'Babi'pura. The merpig and the rest you know lah!

To eat chicken, troublesome!

( 6:55 PM )

Hello readers(if there're any at all)! It's Nicky here and I shall be touching on the topic of eating chicken. Yes I know it is very troublesome to eat chicken especially in public. Because we CANNOT use our hands to pick it up (It looks barbaric you see). SO, people would poke at the chicken daintily with their cutlery. And at the end, there're still bits and pieces of meat stuck to the bone. Yes, it's wasteful. So guess what our hamster(aka Asther) tried to do? She dig and dug and dig and dug. Finally, she gave up and took out a fan. At this point of time, me, Justina and Ash was staring at her with eyes WIDE open in shock at where she got such an ancient fan that made Sang Nila Utama look modern. Never mind that. She then stared up at the sky, fanned herself slowly and recited, 'to eat chicken, troublesome..'. Here's a not so well done picture of what happened..


Quote of the day: To eat chicken, troublesome......

How to pronounce the DEE-OTS

( 6:52 PM )

HELLO! Our very first post here. This is on how to pronounce our name. Oh wait, I forgot. Some self introductions first, due to the fact that our very own background is still undergoing trail and errors.
General information:
The IDIOTS are made up of 4 people namely Ash, Asther, Justina and Nicole.

ASH:
ELLO SIR!! People actually spent the effort to give me a nickname and I am usually in the persona of a damn SARCASTIC, SADISTIC pumkin here. Actually, anywhere. In appearence, i'm a shoty, pump, orangy, stripy pumpkin. And dear, IT'S PUMKIN. I have almost perfect english if I had not murder it so well by perfect spelling. WELL, IN SHORT, THX FOR READING AND CLOSE THE DOOR ON UR WAY OUT. * SLAMS DOOR *

ASTHER:
yo!!!everybody!my name is kill kate!i am one of those baka la~(>w<)V!(victory)....my dream is to kill all e chestnut on this world!baka kuri! killllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh!.... i am very lame~...(ToT).....so i have a lot of very coldd~ jokes......(TnT)'''.....i am a anti-chestnut creature(>o<).... chestnut is so smelly~ and have a smelly butt~(>n<)b (CHESTNUT: ELLO! U LA CHATTE! PAT PAT! MEMBRUM VERILE!)but u still have a smelly butt(ToT)~ baka kuri~ (NUCKY: ELLO! U HAVE MAGNETIC BOOBS! THAT ATTRACT SHUTTLE CORKS)

JUSTINA:
ELLO EVERYONE!!!!Ya,i am one of those idoits in IDIOTS.....well,if u see a BLACK BAO with a moon on the forehead,tat ME!!i am represent in this way as the bao is just like me.look at the uncanny alikeness,WOW,same as my face.LOL....well,i am lazy to update my blog ,so u may see tat my blog will be like.......lazy....haha.i can also be sacastic if i want to be.must c loh.....oh ya,my nickname is called 'bao green light.'Ah no,is 'bao green day.'anyway,u guy must read asther poem.very japanese style n ahhh....nice....^0^'''............tat all........going to eat bao liao.......

NICOLE:
LA CHATTE! MEMBRUM VERILE! Oh hello, didn't know u were reading. Nice to meet you! *curses* People call me chestnut. (Pumkin: * Cutting in. ELLO!! It's supposed to be NUCKYMOLE, NUCKYMOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *) The reason is totally private and confidential. Uh huh Anyway I have no idea why am I in the idiots *curses* 'LA CHATTE' that's cheese pie in french in case you didn't know what that meant in which I highly suspect you don't even know what does membrum verile means. Oh well, GLUTEUS MAXIMUS!

Yes yes we're the sarcastic mangling bunch of idiots. (Ps. S'posed to be ENGLISH mangling however, due to SOMEONE eg.ASTHER. That's so not applicable). Our blog will be up and running in no time as soon as we get our lazy butts up to do some serious HTML work. Oh yes, the way to pronounce idiots should be THE DEE-OTS! RIGHTY MATEY!

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