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time : Thursday, March 22, 2007 title : Buffoons and spikey hair
Nicky here. Watched Mr.Bean with the rest of the idiots, buffoon and another 3 of our friends. today. The show was hilarious but that's not what I'm gonna rant about today. I shall rant about ANOTHER BUFFOON WE ENCOUNTERED!
And sitting right smack in front of me is the buffoon that I'm gonna rant about today. First, he is fucking tall. And his spiked hair makes him even taller. Thus, being the damn short ass I am, I could see nuts about what was happening on the big screen. Then he JUST HAVE TO raise his hands at random and disrupt me even more. Thus, I was leaning towards KK for almost 99% of the show just to watch Mr.Bean. Second, He kept slamming his back on the chair thus bumping my knees. Third, when he turned around I got the rudest SHOCK of my life! He is so damn FUGLY, he made Ru Hua look chio. Have you people ever encountered such a rude jackass before? I'm seriously so damn pissed that I couldn't wait to get home to blog about it. Here are a few suggestions for you if you ever happened to read this! P/s. I'm the Girl with Golden hair sitting right smack behind you shooting you deadly glares when you turned around. Be glad that looks can't kill or you'll be dead by now. First- Spiked hair is really irritating and using too much gel gives you dandruff. Second- If you know that you're so damn FUCKING ugly, please lock yourself up at home. If you don't know, now you do (= Third- It's very rude to raise your hands in the air at random during a movie. You're NOT invisible. Last but not least- STOP slamming yourself against the chair. You're not there to wrestle. It's a movie theater! DUMB ASS! Okay I'm done. *Phew* I'm feeling much better. |