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time : Saturday, March 03, 2007

title : Fun in the lift
Hello readers! It's Nicky here again! I've came across something that I find funny and I shall post it here. As the tittle of this entry suggests, fun things YOU can do IN the LIFT! Here goes!

Enjoy~

1. Move a desk inside the lift. Wear a suit and sit at the desk. When the doors open, smile and say, “Good morning. Do you have an appointment?”

2. Say “Ding!” at every floor.

3. Use your phone camera to snap everyone who comes in, saying, “Dun mind, ah, for my blog.”

4. Whenever someone presses a button, make a sound like an explosion. (Suggested: “Chibaboom!”)

5. Make farting noises. Then glare at someone and go, “Tsk!”

6. Dress up like a devil. When people get in, smile and ask, “Going down?”

7. When someone steps in, ask, “Which floor?”, then press the wrong one.

8. Whenever the doors open, wave your hand like a Jedi Knight.

9. Meow occasionally.

10. Pick your nose conspicuously.

11. Approach everyone inside and ask whether they’ve got life insurance.

12. Bring an empty bag into the lift. Open it a little, and whisper into it, “Got enough air in there, not? You sure, ah?”

13. Wear all white, and shake everyone’s hands, saying, “More good years!”

14. Sit on the floor, hug your knees and rock back and forth, humming “Count On Me, Singapore”.