Hello? Are we having a contest as to how horrible we feel after the so-called tremers? Just to let you know, I'm dreadfully dissapointed. I exprience none of the mind-blowing, mind-swishing, bile-in-the-mouth, fear-in-the-hearts. Simply put, I exprience non of the tremers. Awww. To think I am so looking forward to that! Then I can also take part of the contest of who has the most horrible feeling. But no, nothing! DAMN! Why is that so? Huh? Why? *sigh*

Plus, when the news finally appear on our goggle tube, all I saw was how people panicked and ran. How they discribed their experience. Major obit roll. Hey! I could see my own brain! Somehow, that is much much much more intresting that the totally blown-up version of the news.

Imagaine how the westerners, heck, even our own Asians sorted in laughter at our reaction. I swear they can even watch TV calmly if they are faced with the same tremers. Somehow, I think they will die laughing if someone says " I though I was going to DIE!! " or even, " That was the most horrible thing that happened to me!!! " All sane people would indeed, roll on the floor with laughter or either buried themselves in shame at the stupid reactions people get.

' OMG people!! I exprience the so-called tremers!!! ' <--- Roll eyes. Once again, people don't get excited at the least tremers there ever was.

And instead of appreciating how safe singapore is, they went ahead and complained. Or even cheer when school is closed due to the slight tremers. No wonder mother nature seems pissed off.

Mother Nature : OI, STUIPD STICK MAN LIVING ON EARTH!!! BE GRATEFUL!!!

I yearn everyone to be grateful. She can easily drown us with her silver or eat us up. So people thank everyone on the streets. In the meantime, I shall simply sit here and wait for you guys to bow down at my feet.