Why....hey. * flips channel * Look, DOG, my randomise machine suddenly sprouts out something. Too lazy to actually do anything, I pretend I am blind till walking around in the darkness become too much for me. ( Try hearing television! )What? Go on, try that yourself before talking to me. Besides, I don't do talking. Only sleeping, writing, lazing. So go amuse yourself. Well then.



Spongebob Squarepants

The invertebrate sea sponge with square pants and a brain the size of a nanochip. No. I'm not kidding. His nasal and whiny voice. His irritating and prolong laughter. His two, even bugs would be proud, front teeth. Holes all around his body. His nanochip sized brain controlled actions and deeds.

Aren't he adorable? Cute? Funny? Lame? Idiotic?

YES. The last word. The major word. PERFECT! The perfect word of our blog! Beautiful.

Oui ( the only French word learned from Mr Bean ), Mister Squarepants, I do love you. Though you love to do things without even using your nanochip brain and often spells trouble with a T for everyone, people still love you! ( Psst, I thinks it's those manly holes. ) And think of all the good you can do! You allow me to allow me to laugh my innards out at you, for me to act as one of those adults who act as kids, and the Krabby Patties! You CANNOT forget the Krabby Patties!

Patrick Starfish

Patrick! The pink chubby starfish who do not even have a brain who squash itself under a rock. Don't worry, people still love you. Our dear CHESTNUT!!! Your cute, goofy and deep voice that always used to say stupid stuff. Your chubby pink middle that you always use to store Goopy Gooper ice cream. Your silly, lame, stupid, idiotic and crazy antics. ( Remember how you stuck a flag in between your butt? ) You tight pants that always goes down to revel absolutely nothing. ( It's a family rating show after all, got to keep it going. )

Aren't you the silliest and cutest starfish there ever is?? ( I think it's your " Uh....oh...I...forgot... " ) So please continue and show people how absolutely dumb a starfish can be and bring hope to all stupid people!! YAY!!

Phew. Acting cheerful is hard, period. And I think blogger hates me. But do I care? NO! Hate me for all I care as I love YOU!! =D ( The perfect comeback to anyone who says they hates you. Add a wink and a kiss and she/he will never bother you again. ) So till the next DOG.