Oh great. Great great great great great. DOG is here again. Stupid DOG. For those first timers, DOG is actually my machine that spits out random words. And I am the branded ' Random ' writer. So I'm forced to write things DOG spits out. Look. Poly life is tiring and I'm just back from camp. I. AM. TIRED. But noooooo, stupid DOG has to spit this stupid word out.

Shampoo.

You heard me. Shampoo. Even this magnificance, beautiful, writer does not know what to write. All I think of when the word is spitted out is " Shit. " =D Delightful, right? I know. Anyway, now, when I look at the word, all I think is " Damn. " Okay, okay, so it's not damn, it's ads. Yes yes, advertisment. Don't you find shampoo ads are very very weird and boring?

Most of them are........

* Insert clip *

Man : It's hot.

Woman : It's not.

Man : It's hot.

I switch it off.

It's BORING! What is up with the " It's hot " and not thing? Hello? The man is sweating like there is no tomorrow. And all the woman do is sit there with the fan blowing in her face. Okay, so I got from others that she off it in the end but that is seriously lame. That's the word. Lame. Most shampoo ads are lame, boring and almost all the same. Ususally, they are about a woman with fake frizzy hair like looked like nyon. Read : Wig. Then after they used the shampoo, their hair becomes so seriously photoshopped-like. I never belive people's hair can turn that silky and beautiful. Nor had I seen it in real life before. Never. Ever. The one woman's hair I belive looks like that is Amanda. ( From 8 days Jason's books, table for three and asking for trouble ) It's Jason and I adore that guy. Enough said.

The only shampoo ad I find amusing is the Herbal essence ad. I literally laugh when I saw that the silky and beautiful hair belongs to a big burly guy. The expression he made is out of this world. Amusing. Really.

With that, I end my post. Wow....I am seriously good. ( Since I can actually made a topic out of shampoo. )