ARGH.......battery's low, gotta charge....there. People! DOG is once here again. I'm quite faithful, aren't I? Only posting whenever DOG, my randomize machine ( when is it possible I stop explaining what DOG is? Huh? HUH? ) spits out a word for me. Yea, so sometimes I am so bored that I actually take CRAP lessons but at times I can be BUSY. In case you haven't noticed, I'm not quite a MINDLESS IDIOT who actually face a computer all day long. Quit looking at all the tags I have been bombarding the tagboard.

So after running off the tracks for such a long time ( you'll have to wait for the train to get back on the tracks as MR BEAN is quite a slow worker ), the word today is " DEATH ". Don't ask me why, go ask DOG. Money, what the heck am I suppose to write about death? Don worry, I will think of some crap.

The first thing that comes to mind is death note but I'm not about to cover that. Death, the losing of someone you love and the yearning for the someone you hate to experience that. But didn't you notice? All funerals are black, if not white white the stupid coloured yellow tent covering and the straw thing that people cover their head with. Plus the music, have you heard the music?? HELLO? I know someone died!! CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SPRINKLING SALT OVER MY WOUND????? Would that kind of music make anyone happy??? Here's what you should do instead :

1. Play spongebob squarepants sound track and have children giggling all over the place.

2. Lose the yellow tent and instead, place an interesting coffin that is shaped like the pineapple spoongebob live in.

3. Would be good if you leave the person who had just kick the bucket hand's outside for people to actually shake it. We value touch, we do. Then again, who would be willing to touch a dead person?

4. Dress nicely and hold a wedding at the same time to prevent bad luck.

5. Bring your kids to visit people during chinese new year and give the reason you cannot give ang pao cause you have a death in your house. When people see how poor thing ( give a sad face ) you are, they will still give your children ang pao. Talk about money.

6. Don't even hold a funeral. How would you like it if you see the body decomposing?


Ahhhh.....remember all of the above, it'll serve you well when you're dead. Remember, no one hates spongebob. And me =) . Right? Yea, I know. I have a wide fan base. Muhahahahahahahahahaahahahahah!!!!!!!!!

Suddenly, I feel drained. OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE SUCK MY CRAP AWAY. HEY!! YOU!!! HEY!!!! STOP RUNNING!!!! THE GUY IN FRONT WITH A BLUNT NOSE AND 10 PIMPLES ON HIS FOREHEAD WITH THIN LIPS AND PINK GREASY HAIR STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pardon me but I got a thief to catch. Heh, one funeral coming up. HEY YOU!!!

*BANG SMASH SLASH CRASH BOOM PTTTTT ARGHHHHH!!!!*

Ahhh.....I'm feeling much better now. Eh? The one I'm dragging? Don't worry, he's good as dead. Well....he is dead. How about an on-the-spot example? Huh? Why you run away? Eh! Got spongebob music lei!