After the block of useless and side-tracking paragraph of useless stuff, I am finally getting to what the DOG ( Due to forseen new readers, yes, I'm psychic, I'll explain what DOG is again. DOG is my ramdomise machine cause Pumkin, not pumpkin, only blog about ramdom stuff. So there. ) spits out. Ringo. It's a word spelled in Romanji of Japanese chars meaning APPLE. You know, the reddish, roundish, kinda heart-shapeish, with brownish stemish thingy? If you don't, I really suggest you take a dive down a 50 storey block of flat. Don't ask me where, I have no idea, go find out yourself =D.

But, being the oh-so-kind soul, wait, I need to dig out my heart and stomp on it first. * 100 mins passed* Kay, I'm back. I got some explaination on apple from a dictionary.

ap·ple /ˈæpəl
–noun
1.
the usually round, red or yellow, edible fruit of a small tree, Malus sylvestris, of the rose family.
2.
the tree, cultivated in most temperate regions.
3.
the fruit of any of certain other species of tree of the same genus.
4.
any of these trees.
5.
any of various other similar fruits, or fruitlike products or plants, as the custard apple, love apple, May apple, or oak apple.

So what do we do with an apple? I know we eat them but would you mind giving a much more creative idea? Thank you. You can, for example, put it in your mouth and lay on a table for people to pray. ( Suckling pig anyone? ) You can also draw an apple in your name and call people to call you that. That picture, not the name. I bet no one can do it. =D I heard that when you have a fever, sticking a long stem of green onion up your butt helps, why not use a green pple instead?

Apples have moments too. Let us review those moments.