You know, I am dreadfully hungry right now. Hmm...hungry. Where's Chestnut? *looks around and spots her stabbing furiously at the keyboard* Okay..... I'm not going to even ask why. Her brain works in ways so mysterious I don't wanna know. And yes, the attraction of being food to me and Kill Kate serves no explanation too. Perhaps it's the flowers floating around her. Now you can never find that around B.Pao.

There, I said it. Attraction. Like wise, the rant above that have totally no connections with the word DOG (deadpans* my.randomize.machine.) spit out. As usual, the words are all completely random. Totally. Am I being neutral instead of acidic today? Must be the hunger pang. I have no drive now. Where are the ghosts? I love ghosts. But Pao kept on eating them up. So now people is coming. Damn. PAO!!! PLEASE DO YOUR WORK! PEOPLE ARE FILLED WITH STRAWS AND I DON'T LIKE IT! Sigh...why does brains only starts growing when humans are dead. Now that explains all the gases. It's growth people.

Attractions. Like how Chestnut attracts flowers and shuttlecorks with her sharp head. Heh. Want a funnier example? No problemo! You know Asther? The hamster? Well, she attracts shuttlecorks with her TITS. No idea what tits is? Sigh...die soon, please. Tits = BOOBS. What? No idea again? You have to thank your lucky stars I'm hungry so I have no energy to rant at you as to where all the knowledge, birds and bees and the straw that fills you goes. Boobs = ......... Well, 2 packed packets of fat that will dissolve when woman dies. Family blog, we got to keep it at that. Being too clear is not what i like either.

Attraction means a force that....draws people near. So does magnets attracts people? Yea, they do geeks. So why do they name a force who draws people 'attractions' ? Why ihavetotallynoideaaboutitsowhydonyougojointhedeadandaskthemakerofthisword? Do me a favour, please kick him in the arse. <-family blog. Now now kids, this is how you spell it: A-R-S-E.

Rather than harping on that word, I have examples of what people attractions attracts. If you are in any of that, I think you are better of dead cause that means you will grow a brain in no time. After that, you are most welcome to join the IDIOTS fan club. We do have one you know.

Random order. That's why my dog advised me.

1. Reading *e****** ****'s blog. <- I need to protect my own safety. Besides whose who have brains eg: ghosts, will understand who I'm saying straight away, don't you?

2. A terrible creation of MAC's no mouth cats.
(have you queued up?)

3. Steven *** eyebrows plucking service.

4. Coffee bun.
(died really fast, hasn't it? Maybe they realized that real coffee taste better.. now that I think of it, I know there is a shop selling coffee bao....people don't learn, do they?)

5. This blog. (are you one of them?)

Yes, I am hungry. So I shan't continue. Because the food I am aiming is slowing down her stabbing on the keyboard. Oh my. Is my aura so influencing? Damn. I need Kill Kate. The hunger is getting to my legs.

Am I going off the rail here? Good. Cause the train is chasing after the petrol fueling it. Kill Kate! Yes, yes, over here. *whisper whisper.....*

Ohmygosh......Why are you still here? The content is not family-orientated. Not for the faint hearted either. So shoo. Hungry...............*growls, getting snappy*