Excrement! Oh man. I'm tired. It's 1.08 am now. Bye and good night. I'll sleep first then edit this tomorrow. Yes, I stay up just to finish this new siggy of mine. It's for the brand new change coming soon. Only KK and I know about it. Why? Cause Chestnut and pao seems to have disappeared from my view. T^T

Okay, I'm back. It has been a few days right? Don't worry, I did not sleep for a few days straight though I can and I want to. Excrement. Why excrement? Because chestnut showed me a picture of a game that replaced shit with excrement to make it sounds more class. Hey, anything to upgrade themselves. Excrement. Now I am hooked on this word. Chim right? Whatever.

After that usual block of words that have totally nothing to do with the word DOG, my randomize machine, spits out. What word did it spits out then? Laws. Why the sudden interest in laws, DOG? ......You are not a very good conversationalist are you? Just to tell you, I am not very interested in laws either. Laws makes boring posts. So what do I, the wonderful, amazing, delightful pumkin brings such a boring topic only lawyers, boring persons and Chestnut interested in?

That is such a easy subject to solve. I'm me after all.

Laws can save people as well as crippled people. ( Like that damn Ode* and their $5000 downloading fines. Excrement. I hate them all the way to the bottom of my pumkin core. May they get sting. ) But have you heard of laws that make people snigger so badly they are rolling on the floor? No? You must be living in a sealed well as a sealed frog.

• It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. ( What can you do? Crash? )
• Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. ( Why? It's losing day? )
• It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church. (*Smirk*)

• Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
• Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. ( Erm.. Sex offense? )
• Bathhouses are against the law. ( Then japan is under a lot of lawsuits. )
• It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. ( WHALE????? )
• Women may not drive in a house coat. ( WHAT? SEXIST )

• Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. ( She is scared that she will BURN YOUR HAIR )
• A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. ( Erm...dying day? )
• If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. ( ................................... )
• It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. ( .......Then Steven Tan how? )
• Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. ( .......Drag queen not allowed? )
• Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. ( Ouch?????!!!???? )
• It is illegal to skateboard without a license. ( .............Do we need to pay to get a license? What age can we get it? )
• When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. ( No Krama sutra? )

• Prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat. ( ...Aim well people, aim well. )

• It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol. ( ..Who the heck with a proper mind would do that? )

• It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks. ( No pubs then? )
• Liquor stores may not sell milk. ( What do they have with the juice that came from a cow? )

• You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan. ( Education comes first? )

• It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup. ( XO soup? )

• A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll. ( Dangerous woman *whistle*)
  
• It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun. ( How about with murderous intent? )
• A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline. ( HUH???? )
• The penalty for jumping off a building is death. ( Erm, he is dead with brains drooping out already? )

• Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant. ( Chips la! )
• It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. ( Who knows?? )

• It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday. ( It's illegal for me anyday. )
• It is illegal to get a fish drunk. ( DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT USE BEER AS A BAIT. )

• A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel. ( Opps, no wizards then. )

• It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. ( Move while you drink people, and spill. That way they can earn more since you barely drink 1/3 of that beer. )
• It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers. ( No windshield but wipers? I sense someone loves xiao qiang. )
• It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. ( In a ZOO you mean. )
• It is illegal to milk another person's cow. ( How about milking about mother's milk? )
• A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. ( .... excrement. )
• The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home. ( HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH )

• You must manually flush all urinals in a building. ( Use one, flush all. Better pee in your pants. )
• Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons. ( Oh boy, they are coming fatter out then in. )

• Children may not purchase cigarettes, but can smoke them. ( Yellow teeth? A sure give-away. )
• You may never leave your car keys in an unattended vehicle. ( What if the vehicle is not mine? =D )
• It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burglar. ( Cat? Too much books mister. )
  
• It is illegal to read someone's tarot, or give them a psychic reading as these are forms of witchcraft. ( BURN THEM AT THE STAKE!!! )
• Under Australian Communications Authority (ACA) regulations, your modem can't pick up on the first ring. If it does the ACA permit for your modem is invalid and there's a $12000 fine. - Telecommunications Act 1991. ( Moshi Moshi?? @@#%^&&*BBQ!!! NANI WO $12000????? )
  

• Those wishing to use a television must apply for a license. ( Pay people, or smuggle )
• It is illegal to leave baggage unattended. ( NOT MINE!!!! NOT.MINE!!! EEEEEE!!!! )
  
• Picking up abandoned baggage is as act of terrorism. ( I steal, not terrorize. =-= )

• Between the hours of 8AM and 8PM, 70% of the music in the radio must be by French composers. ( DUH! IT'S FRANCE )

• It is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear. ( What? No boxers?? )
• You must wear a shirt while driving a car. ( Erm...so bottom...bo... )
• You must pay a fine of $600 in Thailand if you're caught throwing away chewed bubblegum on the sidewalk. If you do not pay the fine, you are jailed. ( No wonder thailand is D.I.R.T.Y. )
  
• No one may step on any of the nation's currency. ( Oh gosh! SHHHHHHH!!! )

That's as dumb as they can get. Esp the one about telling others that you are going to kill them one by one by blasting a hole in their head 2 hours before you do. Does that means I did not commit any crime? Dumb ass. As stupid as ODEX. Yes, I can spell it out as I am not afraid of kenna sue since I only scold them stupid. =) More about that stupid ass can be found here, please scroll down to read comics.
Here: http://nch85.deviantart.com/journal/14262123/#comments

I'm done, right DOG? ..................Still not talking eh? A trip to the torture chamber might do the trick. * Flings * * Door opens and screams can be heard *. Now we got that done with, here's come eye candy.

NAKED CONTENT. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RICK. PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU'RE 18. =D

Not this eye candy you dumbo DOG! THIS!



Sketchy!

After inking, face coloured!


Clean up needed!

Hair!



Shading half way....



Highlights!



Where to put the shade.....?



Done!

Here's 2 version. Do me a favour and say which one is nicer...



First



Second.

Over and out. =D