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yo! it is kill kate here!................
ok ............... this is specially for pumkin.........
i finally found pic of togainu no chi!.....
so pumkin , if u forgot wat is it, just click on e link.............
http://browse.minitokyo.net/gallery/?aid=262&page=1
& i also find some nice pic....so just link to it.........
->http://graceful-lament.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=74&pos=74
http://graceful-lament.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=random&cat=6&pos=-727
http://graceful-lament.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=152&pos=0 this is a 12 horoscope tat i find it quite
nice->http://graceful-lament.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=181&pos=0
hope u like it!

i know tat all our 4 idiots love dessert........(>w<).........
anyway i had found a gd website for all dessert lovers....
tat like to make dessert.....(>w<).........
which is recipes of making dessert...........
but not only dessert la .............
there is also a lot of other recipes la...........
anyway u could go & see it urself..........
but e website a bit lack........ so must wait a bit long.......... sorry...(>m<)''..........
tat e link->http://visualrecipes.com/recipe-search/category/Dessert/
hope ur gals enjoy it!........but dun see until ur saliva droop arh!.....(>u<)

Why....hey. * flips channel * Look, DOG, my randomise machine suddenly sprouts out something. Too lazy to actually do anything, I pretend I am blind till walking around in the darkness become too much for me. ( Try hearing television! )What? Go on, try that yourself before talking to me. Besides, I don't do talking. Only sleeping, writing, lazing. So go amuse yourself. Well then.



Spongebob Squarepants

The invertebrate sea sponge with square pants and a brain the size of a nanochip. No. I'm not kidding. His nasal and whiny voice. His irritating and prolong laughter. His two, even bugs would be proud, front teeth. Holes all around his body. His nanochip sized brain controlled actions and deeds.

Aren't he adorable? Cute? Funny? Lame? Idiotic?

YES. The last word. The major word. PERFECT! The perfect word of our blog! Beautiful.

Oui ( the only French word learned from Mr Bean ), Mister Squarepants, I do love you. Though you love to do things without even using your nanochip brain and often spells trouble with a T for everyone, people still love you! ( Psst, I thinks it's those manly holes. ) And think of all the good you can do! You allow me to allow me to laugh my innards out at you, for me to act as one of those adults who act as kids, and the Krabby Patties! You CANNOT forget the Krabby Patties!

Patrick Starfish

Patrick! The pink chubby starfish who do not even have a brain who squash itself under a rock. Don't worry, people still love you. Our dear CHESTNUT!!! Your cute, goofy and deep voice that always used to say stupid stuff. Your chubby pink middle that you always use to store Goopy Gooper ice cream. Your silly, lame, stupid, idiotic and crazy antics. ( Remember how you stuck a flag in between your butt? ) You tight pants that always goes down to revel absolutely nothing. ( It's a family rating show after all, got to keep it going. )

Aren't you the silliest and cutest starfish there ever is?? ( I think it's your " Uh....oh...I...forgot... " ) So please continue and show people how absolutely dumb a starfish can be and bring hope to all stupid people!! YAY!!

Phew. Acting cheerful is hard, period. And I think blogger hates me. But do I care? NO! Hate me for all I care as I love YOU!! =D ( The perfect comeback to anyone who says they hates you. Add a wink and a kiss and she/he will never bother you again. ) So till the next DOG.

Hola! Nicki here! Do you guys see the poll on the first page before the navigations? Yes? GOOD!

Why, hey there. The title is a completely randomise sentance that is spit out from my randomise machine. =D I shall name it ' DOG '. Don'y ask me why. Anyway, something is changing in this blog. Someone had tagged that this is a very lame blog. May I ask who is that? I NEED TO THANK YOU!!! =D To think my efforts paid off.

Don't ask me why. I don't know. I found the 'egg' skin and someone had to complain it was too plain. Too plain!! Sheesh. Therefore, after many hours of grueling serch, I found an apple skin. It was deliciously cute. The apple, not the skin. Problem is, the entire thing is in different shades of red. Someone found it too twit-ish. Okay, I got to admit, it does. But the content in is not. Then i try changing the background to black. Failed. I'd bite you if you ask me why. Too bored to explain. Back to searching.

Then I come up with a really cute skin of a anime girl sleeping. Got send back again. What is wrong with this someone? I'm not free!!! I need to eat and sleep and be sarcastic! Why does she thinks I'm so free??? * Bites into the head of a freshly roasted chestnut, KK roasted it* then I gave her the chicken. She likes it. Oh great. Now we know what is going on in her mind. She likes a bathing chicken. Feel free to laugh. I promise I won't eat you.

I could be said to be in charge of the blogskins since I'm always the one doing the blog skin. KK and bao? They are the invinsible members which pops up now and then to give a laugh. Oh well. Back to bed. Do you think I should try sleeping like the chicken up there? Hmm.....

Nicky here. Watched Mr.Bean with the rest of the idiots, buffoon and another 3 of our friends. today. The show was hilarious but that's not what I'm gonna rant about today. I shall rant about ANOTHER BUFFOON WE ENCOUNTERED!

And sitting right smack in front of me is the buffoon that I'm gonna rant about today.

First, he is fucking tall. And his spiked hair makes him even taller. Thus, being the damn short ass I am, I could see nuts about what was happening on the big screen. Then he JUST HAVE TO raise his hands at random and disrupt me even more. Thus, I was leaning towards KK for almost 99% of the show just to watch Mr.Bean.

Second, He kept slamming his back on the chair thus bumping my knees.

Third, when he turned around I got the rudest SHOCK of my life! He is so damn FUGLY, he made Ru Hua look chio.

Have you people ever encountered such a rude jackass before? I'm seriously so damn pissed that I couldn't wait to get home to blog about it.


Here are a few suggestions for you if you ever happened to read this!

P/s. I'm the Girl with Golden hair sitting right smack behind you shooting you deadly glares when you turned around. Be glad that looks can't kill or you'll be dead by now.

First- Spiked hair is really irritating and using too much gel gives you dandruff.

Second- If you know that you're so damn FUCKING ugly, please lock yourself up at home. If you don't know, now you do (=

Third- It's very rude to raise your hands in the air at random during a movie. You're NOT invisible.

Last but not least- STOP slamming yourself against the chair. You're not there to wrestle. It's a movie theater! DUMB ASS!

Okay I'm done. *Phew* I'm feeling much better.

Yo. Pumkin here. CHESTnut not here. From what I can comprehend, someone had been shamelessly pushing this particular blog to everyone and everywhere she knows. Not that I mind. I'm bored, in fact. I'm a boring, old, cranky, sarcastic round orange blob of nothing. But a orange lazy, cranky, 100 years old, bored, lousy blob does have a good side. It does not try to behave what it isn't. I'm not a bird. Therefore, I don't twit. Be happy. I'm doing a lot for you since I'm not eating you up this very moment. No worry, there's still Kill Kate, he'll finish you up. Ah. I'm dreadfully bored. Is the song irritating? I hope it is. It's not? Darn. Remember to tell me to put ' choose a more irritating song ' on my to-do list. Wait. I don't have one. Oh well. * kicking back and lay on the sofa. * I have been wondering why people actually read this blog. It is a boring, lazy, idiotic, irritating * ponder for more words * , stupid piece of a website. Wait. That's wrong again isn't it? This is a website like a baboon's backside is blue. Oh well. Let's play pretend. Pretend this is a website. Got that? Ah, very good. * Relax and begin to sink deeper into the sofa. * You may be asking why words are appearing all over the screen when I am studying the patterns of the sofa. It's really none of your business, issit? Oh well. For a reward for reading this seriously boring, lazy, idiotic, crazed post, I shall revel the deepest, darkest secret of my life. Is this getting intresting? Oh dear. This won't do. The twits will allow me to kill them. To make this boring, I shall not revel. Wow. Nice solid block of words. * sink even deeper * I swear this is getting hot, I wonder why. Maybe Kill Kate is roasting Chestnuts again. Hmmm, would like some. Anyway, what is the main point I need to make? Let's see........oh yes, I need to say welcome to this boring, crazed, stupid, idiotic, irritating blog of ours. If you are seriously still reading this, you need to get a life. Be a baboon. Make sure to colour your backsides a bright shiny, healthy colour of a tomato. Or a shark. A turtle. Someone recently make a movie of 4 greens turtles with a piece of cloth blinded over their eyes. Or feel free to join us once I got all the geeks to write up the rules for joining. The trouble is, I'm too bored to tell them get. So you may have to wait. Or, if you have a brain a size of a peanut no, smaller than Mr Bean, go be a bird. Be a twiting bird. Wear pink.

Wait a minute. I did not say I like twits or accept them. I'm only too bored to actually raise a huge topic out of them. Thousands of errors and 10 seconds to say them all. I don't have the time, yes? Besides, I'm too busy laughing out my innards.
I
f you are still reading, I seriuosly think you need a check up. A simple one. Even I can do it. Don't worry, just to save time, I shall check for you. Now, please poke your head inside my mouth........

Ahh.. It's sweltering HOT today! Nicky here! I shall be ranting about buffoons and black nail polish but before I do so, let me show you how does a buffoon, in our opinion looks like.

(Yes yes I know it's a baboon. But it sort of reminds us of a certain buffoon we know.)


Anyway, to a certain buffoon of a boyfriend of one of our dear idiots, this is a recommended read for you if you wanna improve yourself and make us not shun you -if possible-.


1st- NEVER, EVER wear nail polish. SO WHAT IF IT'S BLACK? We DON'T CARE if it makes you look cool or hip or style or whatever. Because nail polish and guys are not suppose to mix. Geddit?


2nd- We cannot understand how can someone be dumber then an ostrich.


3rd- How can someone have so much ego? Hmm.. We wonder..


Ahh... It's a miracle he doesn't knock into a wall while walking every now and then, with that big ego and that much stupidity inside of him. Stupidity and big ego never make good partners you see. So, dear big buffoon of a boyfriend of one of us please do some soul searching and buy a bottle of nail polish remover.

I shall now end this post with a self made quote:
Stupidity and big ego is a big no no.

P/s. Here's another picture of a buffoon. Enjoy!
(All images here are provided by Ash)

hi!........ Kill kate here!....... It has such a long time tat I haven't been here........(>w<) because I am very lazy(TOT)......... oh ,by e way.......i just now saw e story of kogepan....... veryyyyyyyyyyyyy cutttttttttteeee! althought it had exist quite long ago liao...(ToT)http://lazyjuice.com/!/kogepan/ <- tat e link to e story of kogepan, hope u gals like it!

*( Pumkin: Well, hey there. Poped in and saw something missing. Yes, that' right. The title is missing. Therefore, i begin to think that I must at least do one good deed a year so I ad a title for you!! Ain't I good? =D KK, next time remember to add ar! )*

Ryan : " What are you eating? "

Tempe: " Carrots. "

Ryan: " Since when do you eat raw veggies? "

Tempe: " Carrots are good for you. "

Ryan: " Really? "

Tempe: " Good for the eyes. "

Ryan: " If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the road? "



Piece taken from ' Bare Bones ' Author= Kathy Reichs

Ps: I'm so hooked up on Kathy Reichs books right now. The sarcasticism between the chars are simply too good to miss.

Pumkin, over and out.

The rave that had set people talking about. " Oo! I feel so giggy!! " " Oo!! I feel like puking!! "

First of all. my cranky old birthday is coming and please blow a candle and wish me dead. It's my 1ooth birthday!!!!! Never once wonder how a pumkin can live so long eh? DO NOT FORGET, cause I'm PUMKIN!!!! Okay, that's damn lame. Let's get on with it.
I have actually started piling up stuff under stupid things people do and recently, I noticed this is all useless. One look at the paper and you have got yourself an endless load of stupid stuff. But, throwing away the list would be oh-so-wasteful so I decided to post. T-T Not entirely.


Stupid stuff people do

AHH! NICKY HERE! I CANNOT HELP BUT TO PROBE IN! *TSK*! ASH!!! YOUR GRAMMAR AND TENSES SERIOUSLY NEED EDITING!
Ps.I shall bold whatever I have edited *smug grin*
(( I thank you for your KINDNESS but you seems to have edit too much. I smell a lot of you and some parts, you didn't even BOLD. So then, I shall RE-EDIT. ))

1) Queuing up for a so called ' cats without mouth ' for hours under the sun at Mac's.

HELLO????(Nicky:hi) This is shear STUPIDITY. Who the hell queue for hours to end just to get a couple of dolls that has no mouth, dressed up in stupid (Nicky: May I add fugly?) clothes that will rot with time and before you know it, you hold it up, look at it and say " This is ugly. " before throwing it into the rubbish chute? There're millions of shops selling ' cats without mouth ' and for your information, there is no need to queue.

2) Lining up just to get some lousy free stuff.

No comments. That is just plain singaporean kaisu.

(I just can't stand it anymore! I GOTTA REWRITE THIS!)
Rewritten by Nicky: I'm utterly speechless. This is plain kiasuism! *tsk!* Typical Singaporeans! (( Pum: May I add what is wrong with my sentance???? T-T# plus, your sentance really sounds weird ))

3) Sitting in front of the computer with webcam on, half-naked, mouthing the words to some songs and posting millions of the same video with different songs on the web.

Dear sir. How old are you exactly? Why are you behaving like this? Do you have a body like Vincent (Ng)? No you don't. You have a body like William Hung. And that's an understatement. William Hung is so much smaller in size (Nicky: Much cuter too). And nobody really cares about seeing how you act like a fool and mouth words to songs that people care about. And you are half-naked. Only people watching porn sits half-naked in front of the computer. God knows if you are fully-naked. That would be utterly horrible and people would phone the police going " Help!! There is a naked man in his house mouthing words to songs. " Furthermore, this is bringing shame to all Singaporeans and we really don't need the excess shame. (Nicky: *Curses* This ain't funny! Oh no it ain't funny! It's making my eyes bleed!!! OH THE HORROR! )

4) Queuing up for an audition to take part in Singapore idol while wearing yellow troy-like-costume and waving a card that says you puck eye***** for a mere $5.

Dear same sir. Not only will you damage your reputation in front of the judges, it will also rot away in front of the whole world. We Singaporeans are an old bunch. We only take kindly to jokes like " Careless whisper, Nong Nong ago and the banana man " . At least they are funny. Yours is NOT, MAY I REPEAT, NOT funny. It is a laughing stock! It has the power to turn laughter into curses. That is how powerful it is. And then hor, no one actually PLUCK eye***** while queuing up to take part in Singapore idol. Instead, they rehearse. If you would really like to amuse people with your "funny" antics please, DO migrate to America and join the variety show entitled "Just for laughs". Though I doubt you will even go anywhere near the stage, at least you will be able to make a living as a famous eye**** pucker in the states. The Americans have bushy eyebrows you see. But please, on a serious note, do not reveal to ANYONE that you were once a Singaporean. We have weak hearts and will not take kindly to any form of shame.

5) Strip whatever you are wearing infront of celebrities making Fann cry and Mark storm out of the recording room.

Dear same sir again. How many letters would you like me to write to you to warn you? Mark is a comedian. Comedians usually have have more will power to tolerate shame than us, typical Singaporeans. But even he cannot stand it. And Fann being an A lister, actually cried when you did your act. I don't really care if you have anything underneath cause even Mediacorp thinks it's too repulsive to stamp the image on Singaporeans. Especially young singaporeans. Imagine what they will grow up to become if they take you as their role model? But even with the cover-up, it pretty much caused a huge stirr. Cause no one strips on a variety show. Strippers strip in private parties. Some don't even strip fully. The act is plain dumb! dumb ass! idiotic! It's the stupiest thing I ever saw!! Now I have a problem. I don't know which name is suitable for you, media slut or media slut? Hmm..... Please allow me time to think this over. And also, stay away from our beloved Mediacorp until we forget your face. which I assume, will be a mightly long time.

Ps. Even if we do, please don't go near Mediacorp.

6) Get yourself pregnant before you even know it.

Okay........ First things first, 9 years old is a time whereby you actually bond with the guys. Not bond as in bond but bond. You play catching in the fields, buy catching, spider catching, hopscotch. You don't, try activities in bed until you are of the age that even your parents want you to DO SOMETHING!!! And, pardon me, girls usually don't become ripe at this age. They get ripe only when other too, get ripe. Imagine running on the field with guys when your **** falls out. Being the thick headed wood block they are, the guys might even mistake it for a diaper. (( pum: I love this sentance. )) And what is wrong with that guy anyway?? Shouldn't he be running on the field, falling in love with the sun, the dirt, the grass, the bugs BUT not of all things, girls. Cause such a tender age, no boys will give a damn about girls. Can you imagine that your child is only 9 years younger than you? (Nicky: BLOODY HELL! MY SISTER IS 9YEARS YOUNGER THEN ME! Pum: I have a cousin whose brother is 13 years younger than him. ) When you are of marriagable age, your child will ALSO be old enough to hook a hubby and have s*x. Might as well hold a double wedding and get married together with your child. Imagine your child getting married before you! OH THE HORROR! More ever at the age of 9, you have already achieved stretch marks, the rubber tummy skin and a child to take care of! *claps*




1) Invent a program that millions of people will buy that can only be downloaded once and earn millions.. Did I say millions? I meant BILLIONS!



3) Invent spongebob squarepants.


4) Adore spongebob spuarepants.