This is a combined post by the four of us, Pumkin, Kill Kate, Chestnut and Pao. Thank you. Like real.

kill-kate had created a new quote...it is 'why the meatball is becoming so smaller?'LOL,tis is me,the pao pao....we today go eat aijisen.afer we finish eating,we will given a survey form.they asked for our view on the food and service.there me,the pao pao acutally wrote 'can one bowl of rice in this shop cost 50 cents?..........hahas.anyhow write de.just want to make fun of them.....kk,here go for me,the pao pao..........finished!!!!!!!!!!!!

Since Pao is done, let me, the ultimate orange pump machine dissing blob is here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today, I shall diss about how cheapskate we four idiots are. Let me spell the entire scenario out for you word by word.

* We scrolled into the resturant like we own more than a million bucks. Sitting down, we started giggling and attracting attention like a typical twit. Excuse me while I punish myself by slitting my tummy. Okay back. Then we proceeded to read the menu form back to front and back again. Imagine the size of our eyeballs as we saw the **** price on all of the items listed. Firstly, it started out like this.... *

Pumkin: I'm not eating ramen. I'm going the salmon don instead.

Chestnut to Kill Kate: How about we share a bowl of something? * Then proceeds to discuss about what they are thinking of sharing. Then..... *

Pao: I wan the ramen set. It's more worth it.

Pumkin: .......Can we just order 3 rice set ( consist of bowl of rice and a tiny bowl of miso without the TOFU. ) and one ala carte?

* Chestnut and KK looked at me like I am the one with a halo on top of my head before nodding. *

I shall stop here to bring you the news that we actually did what I just suggested. And the scene was like 3 beggers fighting over a plate of tiny chicken cutlet. T-T Everyone was like " Don't take so much sause lei! I no more liao!!! " Just because the plain rice is tasteless. To think we brought the whole thing upon ourselves. T-T CHEATSKATESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. With this, I end my ranting, THANK YOU.

OI! There're 3 adults on a budget roll sitting next to us! They shared a bowl of ramen! Nvm. A big HOLA to all our readers. I shall tell you guys about a cold joke KK told us. It was so funny that snow started to fall. In which, the funny part isn't about the joke but her grammer.

As quoted by KK "'why the meatball is becoming so smaller?"

A few mins ago, me and Pump was having a good laugh at the msgs in KK's mobile.

As quoted from her phone-

"We now are going to reachED the interchange SOON ONLY =)."
(Yes, completed with a smiley face.")

"Are you going to reachED?"

"When should we bring the photo passport?"

"What should I writing?"

And here's the last one from Pump's monkey-ish bro:
"I cook little fries"

With this, I end my portion.

yo!........ this is kill kate ! I have nothing to write la...(>O<) Stupid pumkin kept telling me to WRITE! WRITE! WRITE!.. so I keep writing la.... THE END.

Oh great. Great great great great great. DOG is here again. Stupid DOG. For those first timers, DOG is actually my machine that spits out random words. And I am the branded ' Random ' writer. So I'm forced to write things DOG spits out. Look. Poly life is tiring and I'm just back from camp. I. AM. TIRED. But noooooo, stupid DOG has to spit this stupid word out.

Shampoo.

You heard me. Shampoo. Even this magnificance, beautiful, writer does not know what to write. All I think of when the word is spitted out is " Shit. " =D Delightful, right? I know. Anyway, now, when I look at the word, all I think is " Damn. " Okay, okay, so it's not damn, it's ads. Yes yes, advertisment. Don't you find shampoo ads are very very weird and boring?

Most of them are........

* Insert clip *

Man : It's hot.

Woman : It's not.

Man : It's hot.

I switch it off.

It's BORING! What is up with the " It's hot " and not thing? Hello? The man is sweating like there is no tomorrow. And all the woman do is sit there with the fan blowing in her face. Okay, so I got from others that she off it in the end but that is seriously lame. That's the word. Lame. Most shampoo ads are lame, boring and almost all the same. Ususally, they are about a woman with fake frizzy hair like looked like nyon. Read : Wig. Then after they used the shampoo, their hair becomes so seriously photoshopped-like. I never belive people's hair can turn that silky and beautiful. Nor had I seen it in real life before. Never. Ever. The one woman's hair I belive looks like that is Amanda. ( From 8 days Jason's books, table for three and asking for trouble ) It's Jason and I adore that guy. Enough said.

The only shampoo ad I find amusing is the Herbal essence ad. I literally laugh when I saw that the silky and beautiful hair belongs to a big burly guy. The expression he made is out of this world. Amusing. Really.

With that, I end my post. Wow....I am seriously good. ( Since I can actually made a topic out of shampoo. )