I have this sudden insane urge to play Super Mario Brothers. Great. Nicki here by the way. It's getting worse by the second.

P/s. Can anyone tell me if I don't pluck out my wisdom tooth will I die or something? Cause mine's hurting like MAD and I have a phobia for dentists.

HI HI!!!!!! ITS ME THE LAZY BLOGGER PAO!!WA!!!REALLY LONG TIME NEVER BLOG LIAO....lol....sO SORRY!!! ANYWAY,I LOST MY EZ LINK AND MY THUMB DRIVE AT THE 'DUR IAN'.......ALL MY OFA WORK AND PROJECT ALL GONE!!!!!PISSED....BUT I CAN ONLY BLAME MYSELF...hAIZS.........MY LAZY AND MY CARELESS ATTITIDE..........MUST REALLY CHANGE MAN.....MY BF IS DAMN PISSED ABOUT IT TOO....BUT HE HAVE THE REASON TO GET ANGRY......I LOST MY PURSE,IC,MY LV RING AND NOW MY EZ LINK AND THUMB DRIVE IN JUST 5 MONTHS.....NO WONDER HE GOT SO WORKED UP...............HAIZS....I ALREADY REPLACE MY EZ LINK LIAO....PLUS BUYING A NEW THUMB DRIVE....MY ONE WEEK ALLOWANCE ALL GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY HEART HURTS MAN.........BUT NO CHOICE.....KK...THESE IS THE LIVE UPDATE FROM PAO.....TILL NEXT TIME!@@@@@

yo!!!!!!!!! kill kate again! today i am providing another link again!!!!!!!!! is e onion club!!!!!!!! totally approve by PUMKIN!!!!!! (>o<)v...... say by PUMKIN...... (ToT)'''...... anyway here e link, of onion comic->http://blog.roodo.com/onion_club/archives/3152863.html........then e main blog->http://blog.roodo.com/onion_club/........onion neoprint->http://blog.roodo.com/onion_club/archives/cat_179176.html........ onion msn icon->http://blog.roodo.com/onion_club/archives/cat_109038.html

ARGH.......battery's low, gotta charge....there. People! DOG is once here again. I'm quite faithful, aren't I? Only posting whenever DOG, my randomize machine ( when is it possible I stop explaining what DOG is? Huh? HUH? ) spits out a word for me. Yea, so sometimes I am so bored that I actually take CRAP lessons but at times I can be BUSY. In case you haven't noticed, I'm not quite a MINDLESS IDIOT who actually face a computer all day long. Quit looking at all the tags I have been bombarding the tagboard.

So after running off the tracks for such a long time ( you'll have to wait for the train to get back on the tracks as MR BEAN is quite a slow worker ), the word today is " DEATH ". Don't ask me why, go ask DOG. Money, what the heck am I suppose to write about death? Don worry, I will think of some crap.

The first thing that comes to mind is death note but I'm not about to cover that. Death, the losing of someone you love and the yearning for the someone you hate to experience that. But didn't you notice? All funerals are black, if not white white the stupid coloured yellow tent covering and the straw thing that people cover their head with. Plus the music, have you heard the music?? HELLO? I know someone died!! CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SPRINKLING SALT OVER MY WOUND????? Would that kind of music make anyone happy??? Here's what you should do instead :

1. Play spongebob squarepants sound track and have children giggling all over the place.

2. Lose the yellow tent and instead, place an interesting coffin that is shaped like the pineapple spoongebob live in.

3. Would be good if you leave the person who had just kick the bucket hand's outside for people to actually shake it. We value touch, we do. Then again, who would be willing to touch a dead person?

4. Dress nicely and hold a wedding at the same time to prevent bad luck.

5. Bring your kids to visit people during chinese new year and give the reason you cannot give ang pao cause you have a death in your house. When people see how poor thing ( give a sad face ) you are, they will still give your children ang pao. Talk about money.

6. Don't even hold a funeral. How would you like it if you see the body decomposing?


Ahhhh.....remember all of the above, it'll serve you well when you're dead. Remember, no one hates spongebob. And me =) . Right? Yea, I know. I have a wide fan base. Muhahahahahahahahahaahahahahah!!!!!!!!!

Suddenly, I feel drained. OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE SUCK MY CRAP AWAY. HEY!! YOU!!! HEY!!!! STOP RUNNING!!!! THE GUY IN FRONT WITH A BLUNT NOSE AND 10 PIMPLES ON HIS FOREHEAD WITH THIN LIPS AND PINK GREASY HAIR STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pardon me but I got a thief to catch. Heh, one funeral coming up. HEY YOU!!!

*BANG SMASH SLASH CRASH BOOM PTTTTT ARGHHHHH!!!!*

Ahhh.....I'm feeling much better now. Eh? The one I'm dragging? Don't worry, he's good as dead. Well....he is dead. How about an on-the-spot example? Huh? Why you run away? Eh! Got spongebob music lei!

yo!!!!!!!!!today i am also providing crappy links again, but abt gundam one! (>o<).... hehehehehehehe~(TwT)........ ok, here it is->http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=plamoo........ & this one i think is quite nice->http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXyvsoPfzbk&mode=related&search=... hope u enjoy!

yo!!!!!!!! kill kate is here again!!(>o<).......... today i am providing some interesting links!... as usual......(ToT)'''...........one is abt a old console CM->http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3lCF8O2N50....... e other one is ......dunno how to say, so u see urself->http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=search_videos&search_query=Battle%20Fantasia&search_sort=relevance&search_category=0&page=1.........

It will be getting colder so people, please remember to bring your coat.

Coat made out of animals fur are highly frown upon but if you wish to wear your animal out, feel free to do so as little critters should go out more often.

Christmas is also coming and please prepare your presents as well as your feelings.

Coco will be on sale for the rest of the month so you can buy and pile your whole house/people/critters with coco as they are CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP!

If you are thinking about the chicken that is made into a song, I am sorry to tell you that it is not on sale. All chicken baked over fire is selling at the normal price so please do not be stingy and buy one for christmas and if you can, sing the song too.

Carol singing will be held on the oct so please arrive early to hear and join in the warm of christmas.

HOHOHOH and the MERRY HOHOHO!!

IT is a season of giving!!!

People, please do not recycle presents with new wrappers as that will be cheating. And Santa do not like cheating. Remember, papa Santa is watching!

Talking about Santa, our station now is having a lucky draw on whomever who tune in to this weather forecast. Please sms us your, Name, Age, NRIC, And the answer to the question: How long have you been tuning in to our weather forcast programme?

The price would be a family, 2 adults and 2 children, 1 critter included, to the north pole to have a whole week of fun! You would be bring to the Santa workshop, chocolate factory, snowman island, and many many more.

So what are you waiting for?? Sms us now!

A particluar family will be chosen to go with me, the weather forecaster. =D That is great! Isn't it?



This is all crap for someone who has been complaining that nobody is posting and that someone is currently living in guilt for her whole life as she dare not even answer our calls.

Oh well, they say we should not force people. So we don't. Aren't we nice? And the ' we ' refer only to Pumkin and Kill Kate. I think you should know who I am and this is so crap that I dare not put up my signture. Hah, and my carp can get sooo long.

Hello readers (if there are any at all). Nicky here. I'm feeling soooooooooooooooo SHAG. BAH! And I'm meeting KK later T_T
This blog's dead. I'm like.. The only one posting. GUYS BE MORE ACTIVE PLEASE!

Anyway, I'm gonna blog about *ahem* my idol.

YES!!!!!! You GOT IT! It's PATRICK STAR!!!!!!!!!!

Isn't he just adorable? The chubby pink blob without brains living underneath a rock wearing Hawaiian boxers stuffing himself with goopey gooper ice cream and doing nonsensically brainless stuff together with his not so adorable buddy Spongebob?
YESSSSSSS!!! He's JUST SOOOOO ADORABLE! Especially when he goes "uh-oh.. I forgot.." in that goofey voice of his.
Or when he stuck that flag in between his butt crack?

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE HIM?

YESSSSSSSSS I KNOW YOU DO! WE ALL LOVE PATRICK STAR!!

PATRICK STAR WE LOVE!!

LOVE DO WE PATRICK STAR!!

WE DO LOVE PATRICK STAR!!

STAR PATRICK WE DO LOVE!!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE PATRICK STAR TODAY!

Hey there. It has been a long time. Yes it had. I had been so free, I think I'm taking up talking crap lessons ( you know, the one that will turn orange after you boiled it? ). That's how free I am. Why am I so free? Cause DOG, my randomise machine hasn't been spitting out random words for me. I think it kinda gave up on me. But look!! Here's one word and I'm happy enough to type out a post immediately when the word is spit out for I am so sickeningly free. But my freedom cannot be compared to our sharp head chestnut though. She's so bored she is bombarding our blog with crappy ( once again, orange when boiled ) posts.

And I'm here to save the day with my solid block of words. Yes, solid. Solid is my middle name! Scratch that. Crap is my middle name ( yes yes!! How many times must I tell you it's the one that will turn orange when boiled?? ). Back to the railway. The word DOG spit out is something that starts with a Lolli and ends with ' POP! ' . I'm sure all you readers out there would know what it is unless you are so thickheaded that you ignore the fact that your brain is working.

Lollipops. Something I eat often. And to think it cost only about $0.30 per stick. Read: I like strawberry flavor cause it's so deliciously sour. Yep. Feel free to buy 10 for me. Don't worry if you don't like strawberry flavor, just know that I'm enjoying it without you is enough. =D

Lollipops. A lollipop, lolly, or sucker is a type of confectionery consisting mainly of hardened, flavored sucrose with corn syrup mounted on a stick and intended for sucking or licking. And they are available in many flavours and shapes somemore. Hmmm...... *drown in own daydream about lollipops*

Now now, don't ask me why lollipops are named lollipops. Lollipops are meant to be sucked and you don't ask suck questions to things that are meant for sucking. Period. I shall not name other example cause it is too X-rated. This is a family-friendly site after all. Now now, don't think dirty cause what I have in mind might not be what you have in mind, PERVERT. Get your wet dreams away from us, thank you very much *slams door in face*

Oh well, this is a mighty long post ain't it? Is my solid block of words solid? Did I bore you? Good. Did you feel lame? Good. Did you go... " Crap! " ( yes, I'm still talking about the thing that turns orange when boiled )? Good. Seems that I have achieved my goal. To top if all off, I shall leave you guys drooling in pictures I've DRAWN.


Now you seriously think I draw all these? THANKS!!!

Sadly, I did not. The first pic is done by Bleedman, 2nd - ~kryzad-terrodash, 3rd-hummlas and the last gather of lollipops is by none other than me! Like real, it's by 'DivineError. It would be nice if you can care enough to go and search for their pictures on deviants art.

Here's a link from a manga done by Bleedman, a manga of lollipops called Suger Bits. It's really good, by the way. Link = http://sugar.snafu-comics.com/?strip_id=0


Here I end my post of solid words. Remember, I'm enjoying the lollipops without you. =D

POP!

Ok I'm BORED with a capital B.

xIyff yobu8 fctaen feiguwre tzisjh uto, quywo mshtu be ujtvss as dzeorb as I am.

Gibberish.

P/s. It's a mix of extra alphabets and scrambled up charactors. Happy figuring that out.