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time : Monday, June 18, 2007

title : Ringo
Hahahahahahaha no. It's not about the ridiculos movie about a long-haired woman climbing out of a television. And by the way, which stupid ghost climb out through the television? First thing first, they will bang their heads against thick glass wall which is call the SCREEN of the TV. Second ( <- did I actually spelled that instead of using 2nd? I'm so hardworking. Shows you readers we actually DO our work seriously. ), the ghost will most like get the biggest shock of it's life. Electric shock that is. Third, it will most likely get scolded BADLY for blocking the TV. " AI!! NO MANNERS ARE YOU?? NEVER SEE WE WATCHING THE SHOW ARE YOU?? SIAM CAN ANNOT??? "

After the block of useless and side-tracking paragraph of useless stuff, I am finally getting to what the DOG ( Due to forseen new readers, yes, I'm psychic, I'll explain what DOG is again. DOG is my ramdomise machine cause Pumkin, not pumpkin, only blog about ramdom stuff. So there. ) spits out. Ringo. It's a word spelled in Romanji of Japanese chars meaning APPLE. You know, the reddish, roundish, kinda heart-shapeish, with brownish stemish thingy? If you don't, I really suggest you take a dive down a 50 storey block of flat. Don't ask me where, I have no idea, go find out yourself =D.

But, being the oh-so-kind soul, wait, I need to dig out my heart and stomp on it first. * 100 mins passed* Kay, I'm back. I got some explaination on apple from a dictionary.

ap·ple /ˈæpəl
–noun
1.
the usually round, red or yellow, edible fruit of a small tree, Malus sylvestris, of the rose family.
2.
the tree, cultivated in most temperate regions.
3.
the fruit of any of certain other species of tree of the same genus.
4.
any of these trees.
5.
any of various other similar fruits, or fruitlike products or plants, as the custard apple, love apple, May apple, or oak apple.

So what do we do with an apple? I know we eat them but would you mind giving a much more creative idea? Thank you. You can, for example, put it in your mouth and lay on a table for people to pray. ( Suckling pig anyone? ) You can also draw an apple in your name and call people to call you that. That picture, not the name. I bet no one can do it. =D I heard that when you have a fever, sticking a long stem of green onion up your butt helps, why not use a green pple instead?

Apples have moments too. Let us review those moments.



So Philosophical. G.Apple having a Zen moment. Let us follow, omm..........

Frankenstine anyone? =D Except this will rot? Maybe not? Why do I even care?Applewood, the new Hollywood.

Is this what you call.....DEATH NOTE????


You bite the apple...or the apple bite you?

HEH. Yes, the apple bite you. So what? It's just the correct amount of price you can pay for biting into an apple everyday. So they say an apple a day keeps the doctor away? They're correct. As long as you show that apple to the doctor.


time : Sunday, June 17, 2007

title :
YO!!!!Me really long time nv update liao.....too busy with cca and projects.Me yesterday went to a Archery competition. Its held at NUS. the competiton is damn fun. I had learn alot of thing there. i had gain experience too. there are alots of pro there. thier equiment for the Archery are cool!!! i love it. i am gg to buy the equiment for my own use too.....but it expensive. its gg to cost abt $1000+...................i had ever seen much more expensive one. There are ever bow tat cost about 300 euros dollor!!!Wa,damn expensive sia!!After buying the bow and arrows, i stillhave to buy a scope tat cost abt $800+.......$800+ is really expensive!!!i can buy another set of bow and arrow loh!!!!But without the scope, i will not be able to take part in the competition........dont know if i should buy anot.....LOL....nvm. kk, so much for updates.lol
till next time.

time : Saturday, June 16, 2007

title : all abt stickman!
yo! kill kate again............(TmT)'''.......... anyway i am providing some wedsites abt stickman!(>o<)n........ok....... one is a old wedsite la....... is actually not really stickman la cause they are more thicker la..........(TwT)'''........ here it is->http://www.xiaoxiaomovie.com/index02.htm..........anyway is a lot of actions.......u can play with it also......(>w<).......... then e next one is a stickman game! but is quite diffcult....... i dun really know how to play with it.......(ToT)........ but juz go & try la.......http://www.foon.co.uk/farcade/hapland2/........bb!

time :

title : flash game site + photoshop websit
yo!kill kate again!....... quite a long time tat noboby come & post something liao............... cause everyone is so busy.............(>o<).......... anyway i am providing a flash game site..... which had a lot of stupid games........(ToT)'''http://www.funnyflash.com/index.php?l=g........ i personally think e submachine is quite nice........ anyway juz go & take a look......... the other site is a photoshop tutorial site tat is provided by pumkin....... quite gd la......(>o<)........http://www.lunacore.com/photoshop/tutorials/tutorials.shtml....... hope u gals like it!

time : Monday, June 04, 2007

title : maggiemarket

yo!!!!!!!!! kill kate again! today i am gg to prove a interesting link to let u go to when u gals are bored, u can go there and play some lame game la! by e way e previous links, "ms swan" links is provided by chestnut & " ipod vector tutorial " links is provided by pumkin........ in case they sue me la......... (>o<)'''....... anyway here e link->http://www.maggiemarket.com/..... oh ya e game is at e top which is in one line tat is quite small , so tell u first, in case u miss it(abv)

time :

title :
WA, Long time never blog liao. Me bao today never go school....kena cold...damn sian. Anyway, kill Kate, pumkin and Me went to watch the pirates of the Caribbean(sorry if spelling it wrongly...my English suck). The movie was nice. Quite funny.
after the movie, we went to eat at a Japanese restaurant. The food damn nice!!! LOL...Oh ya, we also went to see groups of band perform in at the youth park!!!Got a lot of cool ppl wearing clothes like cosplay de. BUT, THERE ARE REALLY ALOT OF PPL OVER THERE ARE NOT MEANT TO WEAR THESE KIND OF CLOTHES!! we 3 had really see ppl wearing those clothes, looking so........uncool and weird...Got one are even cosplaying character in vampire knight.....as the preson cosplaying the character in vampire knight was abit plump....kill kate, pumkin and me can't stop laughing at the person....lol........ok......updates from BAO...

time : Sunday, June 03, 2007

title : ipod vector tutorial

yo! kill kate again ! today i am gg to let u see a tutorial abt how to make ipod pic!....... of course e tutorial is make by other ppl la, not by me...........anyway here is e links->(part 1)http://www.deviantart.com/view/28106219/..........->(part2)http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/28106628/.......... hope ur enjoy it!

time :

title : ms swan
yo! is kill kate again!!!!!!!!!! (>o<)n....... today i am too bored so i just post one stupid lame link to let ur go and see la!.............i think most ppl have seen before la........ call e " Ms swan".... anyway here is e link->http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECiF7Y2vqHQ&mode=related&search=.......(ToT)'''.......... dun punch me if u guys dun like arh...........(>o<)

time : Friday, June 01, 2007

title : A date with Rambutan
It has been long, hasn't it? Well don't blame me! To write a good post requires thinking and the working of this marvelous mind and that, people, needs time. Not like someone who blog about her friend twitting. WHO CARES a HECK about her FRIENDS twitting as long as it's not us, right? Once you get that in mind, it's time for the DOG, my randomize machine ( I'm tired of explaining... T^T ) to talk.

So okay, he doesn't talk. But he can spits out words. And the word he spits out is.......Nononono, it's not Rambutan but ANG MO. Get this in your head. ANG MO. Which means?

ANG MO, sling, a person who has white albino skin paired up with the widest choice of eye color and golden body hair which includes eyelashes and hair of all colours. Yes, that includes green but thats going off the track for I am talking about imported veggies. Hey there, MATE!

Don't understand? No worries, I do have it in layman terms for slow processing ( can you guess that I'm being polite? ) minds like you guys, it means westerners. Example, people who talk like they created english and cannot understand singlish and most propably stays outside Asia.

Get it now? Now we ponder, why does singaporeans call westerners ANG MO? Are we crazily insanely jealous of them? ( Don't bother hiding, I know you fake an ANG MO's accent before. )

After searching after searching, reserching after reserching, asking aunties and uncles and brainstorming after brainstorming, I finally got an answer to the mysterious word : ANG MO.
It has seems like the word ANG MO refers to red hair ( don go there, this is a FAMILY site ) as well as RAMBUTAN. Arh! Now you know how the title comes about. Why red hair, you wonder. Bacause ( yes, it's on purpose ), in the olden days, which is not that old when you think about it since s'pore is like so young but yes you are correct when you are thinking about the time before world war 2, when the asians saw the westerners for the first time, they are shocked by how white they look. And maybe, they had such bad color sense, either that or they are color-blind, they mistaken gold hair for red hair and call them ANG MO. Or just maybe the ANG MO they saw is a redhead.

And that is how ANG MO came about. Ta-DAH! I am a professional right? Don't worry, I know. But I am thinking, ANG MO is seriously crude sounding once you think about it. Would you like it if people call you........YELLOW MO? No right? Thats why Pumkin here is dis-encouraging the word ANG MO.

Don't know what to call westerners from now on? Don worry, I have a solution. Call them Rambutan will do.