Nicky here with a mind boogling question.

If failures didn't exist, how do you define success?

Sarcastic and stupid replies won't be entertained.

Pumkin : Don't worry, I entertain them anytime.

You know, I am dreadfully hungry right now. Hmm...hungry. Where's Chestnut? *looks around and spots her stabbing furiously at the keyboard* Okay..... I'm not going to even ask why. Her brain works in ways so mysterious I don't wanna know. And yes, the attraction of being food to me and Kill Kate serves no explanation too. Perhaps it's the flowers floating around her. Now you can never find that around B.Pao.

There, I said it. Attraction. Like wise, the rant above that have totally no connections with the word DOG (deadpans* my.randomize.machine.) spit out. As usual, the words are all completely random. Totally. Am I being neutral instead of acidic today? Must be the hunger pang. I have no drive now. Where are the ghosts? I love ghosts. But Pao kept on eating them up. So now people is coming. Damn. PAO!!! PLEASE DO YOUR WORK! PEOPLE ARE FILLED WITH STRAWS AND I DON'T LIKE IT! Sigh...why does brains only starts growing when humans are dead. Now that explains all the gases. It's growth people.

Attractions. Like how Chestnut attracts flowers and shuttlecorks with her sharp head. Heh. Want a funnier example? No problemo! You know Asther? The hamster? Well, she attracts shuttlecorks with her TITS. No idea what tits is? Sigh...die soon, please. Tits = BOOBS. What? No idea again? You have to thank your lucky stars I'm hungry so I have no energy to rant at you as to where all the knowledge, birds and bees and the straw that fills you goes. Boobs = ......... Well, 2 packed packets of fat that will dissolve when woman dies. Family blog, we got to keep it at that. Being too clear is not what i like either.

Attraction means a force that....draws people near. So does magnets attracts people? Yea, they do geeks. So why do they name a force who draws people 'attractions' ? Why ihavetotallynoideaaboutitsowhydonyougojointhedeadandaskthemakerofthisword? Do me a favour, please kick him in the arse. <-family blog. Now now kids, this is how you spell it: A-R-S-E.

Rather than harping on that word, I have examples of what people attractions attracts. If you are in any of that, I think you are better of dead cause that means you will grow a brain in no time. After that, you are most welcome to join the IDIOTS fan club. We do have one you know.

Random order. That's why my dog advised me.

1. Reading *e****** ****'s blog. <- I need to protect my own safety. Besides whose who have brains eg: ghosts, will understand who I'm saying straight away, don't you?

2. A terrible creation of MAC's no mouth cats.
(have you queued up?)

3. Steven *** eyebrows plucking service.

4. Coffee bun.
(died really fast, hasn't it? Maybe they realized that real coffee taste better.. now that I think of it, I know there is a shop selling coffee bao....people don't learn, do they?)

5. This blog. (are you one of them?)

Yes, I am hungry. So I shan't continue. Because the food I am aiming is slowing down her stabbing on the keyboard. Oh my. Is my aura so influencing? Damn. I need Kill Kate. The hunger is getting to my legs.

Am I going off the rail here? Good. Cause the train is chasing after the petrol fueling it. Kill Kate! Yes, yes, over here. *whisper whisper.....*

Ohmygosh......Why are you still here? The content is not family-orientated. Not for the faint hearted either. So shoo. Hungry...............*growls, getting snappy*

Oh my god I NEED to rant! Yesterday I was on the bus on my way home. And 2 twits (I presume) got on the bus and sat infront of me. Now I got no problem with that except they started blasting horrible S.H.E songs and sang along. I wouldn't have minded if I wasn't on the phone with my friend and blasting my mp4 into my ears or they played something nicer. But NOOOO! They HAVE to blast S.H.E songs.

Even my friend on the other side can hear the song clearly. Seriously, people invented earpieces for a reason. Either these twits don't have the money to get a cheap ear piece or they're retarded. I couldn't think of anything else. And S.H.E? Oh please. Look here now, I don't have anything against S.H.E but I lost all of my respect for them after they sang along to the tune of London Bridge. Yes. Well I don't have enough brain juice to continue writing so I shall end here.

Right. So many posts. So little time. Is the both of us trying to cover up all of the time we left readers gasping for our presence with so many posts at one time? Ah.

NO.

Yep, that is my answer. However, after seeing how horrible hideous the pictorial picture our dear Chestnut had drawn, I am here to save everyone with a preview of our new blogskin.

Yes, we harness the power of all the geeks we have in our torture chamber to help us do it.

Yes.....aren't I kind in letting you guys gasp at more of us. Heh.

This blog is getting empty thanks to a lot of people. And no, I'm not talking to KK. And yes, aren't you glad that for the first time I am not getting off the tracks about talking about other stuff then the word my DOG ( here we go again, it's my randomize machine) spits out. But it seems that my DOG likes KK a lot that it had decided to take his advice on what word to spits out. However the meaning to me is completely different. What can you say? I'm so innocent.

GAYs. BRRRRR..........
That word chilled me to the bone. It really does. For nothing in my right mine would I feel any attraction to the same gender as me. Nothing goes well either. Another word would be YAOI. YUCKS. =D

I swear, the things gays do to each other is not suitable to write here, not that I know ANY of them. The things I know is all due fully thanks to my secondary English teacher. Are teachers allowed to corrupt our minds like this? ARGHHHH. I swear the image never go out once.

But yea, another meaning for GAY is happy, cheerful. So I am wondering, since we have words like HAPPY, CHEERFUL, what the heck do we need the word GAY for? I mean, are the makers of English trying to make the word seems PRESENTABLE? I have to say, it doesn't really work. Since most people connect them with people that have a sexual attraction to the same gender. Did that sounds nicer? I sure hope it does. Any little thing helps.

But does anyone in singapore even use the word gay for it's other meaning? I mean........

Guy A: Hey!
Guy B: Hey!
A: How're ya?
B: Like that lor!
A: Heh.
B:What? You very happy meh?
A: Yea, I'm feeling GAY today!
B: *tio shock* !!!!! *back 3 spaces from him*
A: GAY la!!! GAY!! HAPPY!!!
B: AIYO!! Happy happy la, act CHEEM use GAY for what??? I thought you like me sia!

Okay, that took a chunk of my brain out trying to act beng. See? See how that word backfired? So why do we have to do now to save the reputation of the word GAY? EASY! Simply use the word GAY as much as you can!

So are you feeling GAY after reading what all that I write? I'm feeling so GAY too! Feeling GAY is the best thing on earth!!!!

Ps: I feel like puking. PUKING!

....yo! is kk again!............... (ToT)''' ....................ok, this is quite a old link la............. just too boring & nothing to blog abt................is abt otter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......... anyway here it is............. -> http://youtube.com/watch?v=epUk3T2Kfno.

" Done! " She says. T-T Is that short or what? So please stop complaining that I, Pumkin, don post enough cause I actually took more time then 1MIN to finish my post!!! T-T Just to fill your boring/empty ( I think it's empty in the first place ) minds, I shall leak whatever there is to leak till there is nothing to leak on what we are doing now.

One of our project is that we are customizing our blogskin. FOR REAL. Yes, I finally harness the power of all the geeks we have in our torture chamber and forced them to DO SOMETHING. It'll be churning out soon. There will be a new area for all of our artworks. All means me and kk cause the other two, i'm sure you guys can see, rarely post cause nick is have a huge writer's block that the whole block shove in her mouth( *deadpans* Look, I got you an excuse ) . Besides, she will only torture you readers with her babipura stick drawings. So please join me in the champaign to stop her from drawing anymore.

And a new manga is going to be churn out too. That's all I know since that's KK's project and apparently she used up 1 min of her precious time to talk to you guys and she would not waste anymore of her breath talking about the new manga since she is buried in a fountain of sketches.

And so, Pumkin rant is hereby finished.