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TalkingCock

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yo!Kill Kate is back!!! Long time nv blog liao....(>o<)'''..... anyway today links is abt talking cock, which i dunno u gals have heard of it a not la... as since it already started at year 2000...here e link->TalkingCock......i think e dear ah beng is quite interesting, go and see!

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urban dictionary

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E other one is a urban dictionary, something like a slang dictionary la but more of US slang,I think(._.)'''... anyway u can go and check it out->Urban dictionary

Are you bored on weekends with NOTHING to do?

Or do you wanna listen to Jay Chou's music...

but...


you DONT have moeny to buy that ORIGINAL album of Jay Chou.

Moreover, you also wanna.....

chat with your friends, who are NOT at home.

Like that HOW?!

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Fret NOT!

PengPeng have a idea which can fulfil your 3 needs of...

Enjoying music


Having fun


Chating with people

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Welcome to

LAYDIO ONLINE!

P.S: NOT the laydio you find in your house LAR!

and hear them LIVE at...

HERE (CLICK HERE LAR!)

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Nice ANOT?

Nice MUST tell PengPeng ok?

NOT nice, DONT tell PengPeng hor! Keep to yourself!

~To be continued~

If you like this entry, you will also like other PengPeng's creation in http://www.pengpengsays.blogspot.com/.

Just when PengPeng was going to work at Burger King, he saw a UNEXPECTED customer.

Who is it?

PengPeng bet with all of you $100 that you all will NEVER guess who is this UNEXPECTED customer.

So UNEXPECTED until PengPeng also CANNOT believe his eyes.
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Have you make your guess?
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Place your $100 bet NOW!
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The answer is going to be revealed.
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Let PengPeng play with this with a little while more leh!
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DONT be so impatient leh!
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Ok Lar! PengPeng will reveal the answer NOW!
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Wei! STOP grumbling!
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And so this UNEXPECTED customer is....
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WHAT THE F***!

MACDONAL UNCLE?!

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See!

Tell you already! UNEXPECTED, right?

Thanks for your $100 bet!

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P.s: Macdonal is the BIGGEST rival of Burger King in the fast food business.

~End~

If you like this entry, you will also like other PengPeng's creation in http://www.pengpengsays.blogspot.com/.

Excrement! Oh man. I'm tired. It's 1.08 am now. Bye and good night. I'll sleep first then edit this tomorrow. Yes, I stay up just to finish this new siggy of mine. It's for the brand new change coming soon. Only KK and I know about it. Why? Cause Chestnut and pao seems to have disappeared from my view. T^T

Okay, I'm back. It has been a few days right? Don't worry, I did not sleep for a few days straight though I can and I want to. Excrement. Why excrement? Because chestnut showed me a picture of a game that replaced shit with excrement to make it sounds more class. Hey, anything to upgrade themselves. Excrement. Now I am hooked on this word. Chim right? Whatever.

After that usual block of words that have totally nothing to do with the word DOG, my randomize machine, spits out. What word did it spits out then? Laws. Why the sudden interest in laws, DOG? ......You are not a very good conversationalist are you? Just to tell you, I am not very interested in laws either. Laws makes boring posts. So what do I, the wonderful, amazing, delightful pumkin brings such a boring topic only lawyers, boring persons and Chestnut interested in?

That is such a easy subject to solve. I'm me after all.

Laws can save people as well as crippled people. ( Like that damn Ode* and their $5000 downloading fines. Excrement. I hate them all the way to the bottom of my pumkin core. May they get sting. ) But have you heard of laws that make people snigger so badly they are rolling on the floor? No? You must be living in a sealed well as a sealed frog.

• It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. ( What can you do? Crash? )
• Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. ( Why? It's losing day? )
• It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church. (*Smirk*)

• Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
• Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. ( Erm.. Sex offense? )
• Bathhouses are against the law. ( Then japan is under a lot of lawsuits. )
• It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. ( WHALE????? )
• Women may not drive in a house coat. ( WHAT? SEXIST )

• Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. ( She is scared that she will BURN YOUR HAIR )
• A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. ( Erm...dying day? )
• If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. ( ................................... )
• It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. ( .......Then Steven Tan how? )
• Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. ( .......Drag queen not allowed? )
• Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. ( Ouch?????!!!???? )
• It is illegal to skateboard without a license. ( .............Do we need to pay to get a license? What age can we get it? )
• When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. ( No Krama sutra? )

• Prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat. ( ...Aim well people, aim well. )

• It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol. ( ..Who the heck with a proper mind would do that? )

• It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks. ( No pubs then? )
• Liquor stores may not sell milk. ( What do they have with the juice that came from a cow? )

• You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan. ( Education comes first? )

• It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup. ( XO soup? )

• A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll. ( Dangerous woman *whistle*)
  
• It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun. ( How about with murderous intent? )
• A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline. ( HUH???? )
• The penalty for jumping off a building is death. ( Erm, he is dead with brains drooping out already? )

• Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant. ( Chips la! )
• It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. ( Who knows?? )

• It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday. ( It's illegal for me anyday. )
• It is illegal to get a fish drunk. ( DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT USE BEER AS A BAIT. )

• A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel. ( Opps, no wizards then. )

• It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. ( Move while you drink people, and spill. That way they can earn more since you barely drink 1/3 of that beer. )
• It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers. ( No windshield but wipers? I sense someone loves xiao qiang. )
• It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. ( In a ZOO you mean. )
• It is illegal to milk another person's cow. ( How about milking about mother's milk? )
• A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. ( .... excrement. )
• The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home. ( HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH )

• You must manually flush all urinals in a building. ( Use one, flush all. Better pee in your pants. )
• Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons. ( Oh boy, they are coming fatter out then in. )

• Children may not purchase cigarettes, but can smoke them. ( Yellow teeth? A sure give-away. )
• You may never leave your car keys in an unattended vehicle. ( What if the vehicle is not mine? =D )
• It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burglar. ( Cat? Too much books mister. )
  
• It is illegal to read someone's tarot, or give them a psychic reading as these are forms of witchcraft. ( BURN THEM AT THE STAKE!!! )
• Under Australian Communications Authority (ACA) regulations, your modem can't pick up on the first ring. If it does the ACA permit for your modem is invalid and there's a $12000 fine. - Telecommunications Act 1991. ( Moshi Moshi?? @@#%^&&*BBQ!!! NANI WO $12000????? )
  

• Those wishing to use a television must apply for a license. ( Pay people, or smuggle )
• It is illegal to leave baggage unattended. ( NOT MINE!!!! NOT.MINE!!! EEEEEE!!!! )
  
• Picking up abandoned baggage is as act of terrorism. ( I steal, not terrorize. =-= )

• Between the hours of 8AM and 8PM, 70% of the music in the radio must be by French composers. ( DUH! IT'S FRANCE )

• It is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear. ( What? No boxers?? )
• You must wear a shirt while driving a car. ( Erm...so bottom...bo... )
• You must pay a fine of $600 in Thailand if you're caught throwing away chewed bubblegum on the sidewalk. If you do not pay the fine, you are jailed. ( No wonder thailand is D.I.R.T.Y. )
  
• No one may step on any of the nation's currency. ( Oh gosh! SHHHHHHH!!! )

That's as dumb as they can get. Esp the one about telling others that you are going to kill them one by one by blasting a hole in their head 2 hours before you do. Does that means I did not commit any crime? Dumb ass. As stupid as ODEX. Yes, I can spell it out as I am not afraid of kenna sue since I only scold them stupid. =) More about that stupid ass can be found here, please scroll down to read comics.
Here: http://nch85.deviantart.com/journal/14262123/#comments

I'm done, right DOG? ..................Still not talking eh? A trip to the torture chamber might do the trick. * Flings * * Door opens and screams can be heard *. Now we got that done with, here's come eye candy.

NAKED CONTENT. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RICK. PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU'RE 18. =D

Not this eye candy you dumbo DOG! THIS!



Sketchy!

After inking, face coloured!


Clean up needed!

Hair!



Shading half way....



Highlights!



Where to put the shade.....?



Done!

Here's 2 version. Do me a favour and say which one is nicer...



First



Second.

Over and out. =D

Recently PengPeng got a part-time job as a taxi driver.

If you think PengPeng's taxi is those classic yellow cab

Then you are yet another person who isnt creative enough.

In this 21st century, taxis now come in a huge variety of shapes and sizes. Before we talk about that, let us take a look at the history of taxis.

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Our very 1st taxi

"BLUFF!"

NO!

PengPeng NO bluff you. This is indeed our very 1st taxi used in 1834, which was called the Hansom Cab. Only Handsome people can ride on it one.

As the time changes, with the discovery of battery-powered, and petrol, our taxis also come to a major change.

From

Horse-powered taxi

taxi gradually become

like this

and then become

to what we often see on the street.

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However, in recent times, taxi all around the world are of differnt sizes and shapes, diffrent versions and different colours.

In Singapore, we got

Mercedes-Benz E-Class White Limo Cab

Class,isnt it?

NOT because Singaporean are class, but because they wanna show people they are class. That is why our taxi also must be CLASS!

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In Malaysia, they got their own

Patriotic Taxi

Even their taxi is painted with their own national flag. Who says Malaysian arent loyal to their own country?

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Whereas in Indonesia, they got

Toyota Limo NCP93 Blue Cab

Dont pray pray hor!

This model is the LATEST edition cab in Indonesia. So DONT think Indonesia is a poor country with lao ya (poorly designed) taxi.

Because Indonesia spent MOST of their money to buy and collect LATEST EDITION version cabs.

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In India, their cabs are MORE special because they got

Hindustan Ambassador Yellow-Black Taxi

Although the cabs' design are NOT as pretty as the others, moreover MOST of their cabs have NO air-con...

"WHAT?! NO AIR-CON?!"

But...

Their taxi drivers are VERY friendly one, and their cab fare is also VERY cheap one. So no worry!

This is because India government dont invest in their cabs, but more on their taxi drivers. That is why India can produce alot of talented taxi drivers, I mean, talented people.

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In Mexico, they got their

Nissan Tsuru Cab

In Mexico, it is COMMON to see heavily-customized taxis riding on the streets. Sometimes, you CANT even differntiate whether you are riding on a taxi or a racing car.

Now, we do know why Mexico can produced alot of talented racers.

Maybe we should follow Mexico too, so that next year Singapore can have her very 1st F1 racer champion.

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In the Ang Mo (Western) London, they got

Hackney Carriage Cab

As we always say, Ang Mo always got alot of werid ideas. Even their taxi also reflect that way.

Who says taxi needs to be always yellow?

Who says taxi needs to be always in one dull colour?

London has prove to us that even taxi can be also in pink, with lots of "Vanity Fair" magazines pasting on it.

Perhaps you can also ask the taxi company to paste your face on the cab, provided you can offer lots of money, in case no one will ever sit in their cabs (with your face on it) anymore...

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We had now seen examples of different cabs in different countries. But MOST of them are in 4 wheels, how abt the 3 wheels, like...

The Egg Taxi

or

The Bicycle Taxi with a Chio Bu picture

Suitable for you and your girlfriend, wife, mistress, but definetly NOT for the 3 of them together.

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But what if you are going out with your girlfirend, her parents, her grandparents, her siblings, like that how?

Fret NOT!

Cause we have

Checkers Limousine Taxi Cab!

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After showing you so many taxis, how about showing you Pengpeng's NEW taxi. This taxi is the MOST powderful one.

WHY?

Although PengPeng's cab has NO air-con, but PengPeng do NOT need to drive the cab, and yet people are willing to pay PengPeng.

Introducing PengPeng's cab...
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THIS!

Suitable for ALL age, but preferably children under the age of 10.

Plus the fare is VERY cheap.

~End~

If you like this entry, you will also like other PengPeng's creation is also in http://www.pengpengsays.blogspot.com/.

For the full article click >> http://www.ratatak.com/modules/news/print.php?storyid=9


To view crime scene pictures click >> http://www.ratatak.com/sagawa.htm

Hey why am I posting links? It's KK's job! Ahh yes she requested for it. Oh well..

Anyway, KK! The pictures aren't as grusome as expected cause it's in black and white. It's more about the way this psycho describes the process. Oh well..

Love,
Nicky