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time : Wednesday, January 23, 2008

title : HELLOOOOO I OWN YOUR ANUS! NO I MEANT URANUS
Alright this post is brought to you by Pumkin and Chestnut.

Our MSN conversation:


Disclaimers notice - MSN display nicks have been altered to protect our privacy.


Chestnut says:
hey did u know that someone actually OWNS the moon?

Chestnut says:
did i tell u that before?

Pumkin says:
nope

Pumkin says:
wow

Pumkin says:
bill gates?

Chestnut says:
this guy by the name of Dennis Hope spotted a legal loophole in an international law

Chestnut says:
and turned it towards his advantage and claimed ownership of the moon

Pumkin says:
WOAH

Chestnut says:
since then (1980), he has been selling off pieces of land off the moon and has made 9m up to date. aaaaaaaaaand the most ridiculous part IS

Chestnut says:
the way he allocates land to other people is like that-
1. spread the map of the moon over a desk
2. stand infront of it and close his eyes
3. point at a random spot to sell the buyer

Pumkin says:
WOAH

Chestnut says:
yes woah and another ridiculous thing is

Chestnut says:
nasa and several other space organizations are planning to build a space elevator

Pumkin says:
=-=

-Chestnut changed her MSN display nick to:
Excuse me is mars for sale?-

Chestnut says:
seriously, i think someone owns mars as well

Pumkin says:
i knew it light time years ago =-=

Pumkin says:
try venus

Pumkin says:
XD

Chestnut says:
i think i prefer pluto

Pumkin says:
i thought pluto has been strip of it's title of a planet?

Chestnut says:
oh right

Chestnut says:
there's planet X tho

Pumkin says:
=-=

Chestnut says:
uranus?

Pumkin says:
try the sun =-=

Chestnut says:
damn that sounds like ur asshole LOL

Pumkin says:
LOL

Chestnut says:
hello i own urANUS

Chestnut says:
sounds wrong

Pumkin says:
HAHAHAHA

Pumkin says:
oh damn

Pumkin says:
that rocks

Pumkin says:
we should put this convo up in our blog

Chestnut says:
yes u do that

Pumkin says:
=-=

Pumkin says:
i'm ttoooooooooo lazy

Chestnut says:
oh fine