Since I did Chestnut human form, it's only fair I did the others.



Feast your eyes on these.











Here's the peek on what exactly old Pum is saying.
Pumkin: " You did the others but you forgot to do me? What the heck??!! "




This here is Kin, Pumkin's brother. Pumkin <- Kin. He's not in the Idiots but he's in the sidelines. It's just a gift for that weirdly yet pleasing tag on the tagboard.

Enjoy.

To whomever it may concerns:

Due to letters of complains received from a particular member called Chestnut regarding about the pictorial content of her mascort being too graphically " SISSY ".

The members of the Jury then held a meeting and decided to come out with new and wonderful suggestions for the replacement of the item being complained against.

This is the complained pictorial :

And after much deliberation, the Jury decided to each contribute a new and suitable suggestions as they are very sorry about the misunderstanding the old pictorial had caused. In the effort to solve this problem caused, the old, complained pictorial has been disposed. It was burnt at the stake.

Here are the improved suggestions:

Suggestion Number 1: A much more graphically pleasing, realistic and ideal pictorial.













Suggestion Number 2: A cuter and much more personalization portrait of the complainant.













Suggestion Number 3: A graceful and youthful and healthy looking pictorial that shows the true nature of the complainant.













Therefore, the Jury wishes the complainant to select and choose one of the thoughtfully thought out pictorials the Jury had drawn.

Please fill in the wanted suggestions in the answer box and mail back to us. The mail will be paid by the members of the Jury as they are very sorry for the misunderstanding they had caused.

We await by your answer and we wishes you a good year ahead.

Your Sincerely
The Members of the Jury





Answer form:

Thank you for your understanding. I had found the suggested pictorials delightful and suitable for me.

But among all the delightful pictorials drawn, I had found number ____ to be the best and most suitable for me.

Please set that as my mascot and I thank you for answering my complaint letter that swiftly and professionally without being emotionally immature. I await our further cooperation.

Yours Truly
Chestnut.

(A reference to post no. 9, count down from the top. )


4 white walls. 1 table. 4 chairs.

" I look like an idiot bimbo! If you're not going to revamp my mascot at least change the flower! It's a PANSY for goodness sake!! "

I managed to look up from my game of drawing circles again and again that was played at the corner of the table.



4 chairs. 4 idiots, sitting on chairs the Asylum director so pleasantly nailed on the ground.


" We only get 3 minutes out of the jacket. I'm not going to spent it all on drawing your PANSY. "


Looking up from whatever she wants to do, Black Pao tried.
" How about changing the pansy to a rose? "


" Pansy 跟 Rose 有什么分别? "


" Besides, it took you long enough to noticed. "
I stated the truth.


" But I'm sarcastic!! I scolded Fuck more times that the amount of rice my family ate!! I. Don't. Go. Well. With. A. Rose. Pansy. Whatever!! Change it. Besides, how come I'm the one with the pansy? "


That was interesting enough to cause the 3 of us, Pum, KK and B.Pao to look up at her.

" You wear pink. "
That came out simultaneously from the 3 of us.

" You photoshopped yourself till you look like a mad-cow. "
I gave the 1st reason.

" You dyed your hair to resemble a phoenix's tail before changing it to blond. Blond. "
Pao gave the 2nd.

" You wear pink. "
Kill Kate sealed the deal.


" Don't worry, if you're as sarcastic and crude as you said you are, that 1 little pansy won't do anything to cover it up. Your manliness will shine through. "
I said, beginning to win at that circle game.

" BUT-

A loud clap interrupted Chestnut's sentence.

" Time to get back into your rooms~ "


That earn a glare that was sweetly placed on a platter delivered to the Pansy one.
" You made us waste our 3 minutes talking about the PANSY ON YOUR HEAD. "


" Why won't they lock us up together? "
B.Pao wondered while I smirked about the intelligence of the Asylum management.

" 可能不要我们自相残杀吧？"

"..................."


The 3 of us stare at Chestnut.

" What? "


I turn to the rest.
" I'm thinking to think this asylum got people with a brain. "


After getting some help getting into the jacket which is trickier than a monkey being tied up by a pig, we were each lead into our softly padded rooms.


LikeI said.
4 padded walls.
4 idiots.
Asylum.

Pumkin, locked in.

Padded rooms and straight jackets - guess who's typing this.

Yea anyway, I was randomly reading through the previous blogposts and I realize that to my horror (or maybe not), I'm being drawn as the bimbo of this clique.

What's up with that stalk of flower on my mascot's hand? THAT'S SO PANSY LOR!


REDRAW MY MASCOT OR WHATEVER PLEASE!!!

(In case you people wanna know which drawing am I referring to, please scroll down to blogpost no.24 - or so I think - from the top).

If I'm so bimbo I won't be able to be sarcastic okay?

I shall humbly give that tittle up to B.Pao cause she did the most bimbo post ever (once) and we had to draft it otherwise we would have ended up with a concussion due to the excess amount of toxic bimbotic fumes wafting around the blog curtousy a-la blogpost no.54 (drafted).

So there, bottomline: redraw a not-so-pansy-mascot for chestnut.

Pum: We need a bimbo. So there. And yes, you look the part. =)

It's empty.

Get used to it.