The idiots

The 2nd time

2011-08-25T19:05:00.002+08:00

This time, to celebrate my brother completing his first 2 months in NS, our family plus a few odd others went onto a trip over to the only theme park in Singapore.

Wow. 2 trips in such a short period of time. I'm not complaining. I spotted some stuff I missed on my first time over. Another difference is that this time, I'm with a group.

Being alone means you get to go on your own pace, to really take in the surrounding and also get to ride the rides a couple of time.

Being with a group means there's someone to ride the rides with you, to fool around with and to see their blur amazed look when you point something out to them with a smug face.

Both times are amazing.

The pictures took on this trip took me a couple of months to finally post it here but since most people who cared about the pictures are in NS, I supposed it doesn't really matter.

So you guys! Click on the pictures to get the original size and save whatever pictures you want.

The Trip

We arrived in batches. Reginald came over in the morning to set out with us while Johnny & Bobby (change your English name please... Maybe I'll just address you guys as Cheng Jun and Wen Jun...) arranged to meet us at HarborFront.

Needlessly to say, we arrived first. Then after a mist of mix-uping, I'm sure I made that word up, we are finally on our way over to WaterFront Station.

Of course we have to take pictures. It's a rule to have to stand against the backdrop of that mist-inducing globe.

I'm the photographer. Not the main one through. The camera was tossed between all of us during this trip.

Point of this picture? The clashing of colors woodpecker. And no, I have no idea who took this.

But this picture symbolize we're in!

Man in grey. Man in grey.

Feeling grey?

One more to go.

Hey. It's an ass-kicking panda!

My brother made a big fuss over this guy.

And he took truckloads of pictures. Not very good ones too.

See?

This one ain't half bad. After that truckload of pictures, he made a statement that he is going to get a picture with this black & white guy if he sees him the 2nd time.

You know what? I don't really think NS is working...

'Speed Limit : 30'. Kay, gotcha.

Want one? Please pay $'Daylight-Robbery'.

Erm... what?

Meaning : I drag them into the 1st ride they're going to take.

'Lights, Camera & Action!'.

I told them they would be surprised and the ride rock.

I don't think anyone believed me when we're lining up.

Yes. This is before I grew a lion on my head.

We went in and yes, they were awed by the ride. I told them they would be amazed. I was right.

(Please refer to previous post for detailed explanation of this ride)

This was a picture I took on my 1st trip over and I wondered what the heck is the hole about.

Well I got my answer.

Well, the theme up ahead is Sci-Fi City... Which means Roller-Coasters!!!

I'm pumped up! I jumped! I laughed!

The guys look like their eyes are popping out when they saw the coasters in action.

I laughed even harder.

Since I kinda forbid my parents to go on these coasters, not that they wanted to anyway, we placed our bags with them and head in, towards the milder red coasters.

I'm already talking about the blue one. No guys seems keen.

NS is really not working.

The guys commented about the coaster we're getting onto. I told them it's only about 30 secs. One long blink and blam! You're back. They are all very very nervous. Their nervousness relaxes me. Evil.

Since it's on a Saturday, the queue it pretty long. Which means my parents would be getting bored and really hot outside waiting for us.

But while waiting, they wondered around and got a few pictures with the mascots running around.

They improved on the costumes.

No, we're still queuing. We get to see a Star Wars like aircraft inside while we're queuing though. It has a funny name but I kinda forgot what it is. We're talking and joking and the guys are all still super nervous.

To think I went alone on this ride the last time. And there're no waiting time. Just blam, you're on the ride. They would really be happy instead.

Meanwhile, my dad found a queen!

No dad! Cleopatra's evil!

See her minions?

Oh my! We finally saw the head of the queue. By this time, they are kinda shouting out our God. Not a good way to express nervousness.

Since there's 5 of us, 1 of us have to be separated out as it's 4 person per row. Our NS boy who have been in the longest volunteered. The rest looked relieved. We took our places and see the ones before us shoot out into the daylight.

"WA LOU!"

Exactly. I reminded them it's only about 30 seconds. Previously they disagree but now they did since the ones that shoot pass us came back in barely a blink. We argued a little about who is sitting in which seat.

It goes like this : Reginald, Wen Jun, Me, Jun Zhe. With Cheng Jun in the first row sitting with a bunch of people. First timer, first row.

I think NS might be working a little...

And off we gooooooooooo----!

"WAHOOOOOOOOOOOO."

I am deadly serious. These guys shouted words that rhythm with 'woooo'. And with them beside me, I managed to actually open my eyes for most of the ride. And before you know it, we're back, feeling really high with adrenaline pumping fast through our veins.

It was fun. I suggested Mr.Blue. Cheng Jun is the 1st one to say 'no thank you'. I'm the one who goes 'come on. For a guy you're afraid to do something I dared to?'. I did that to all of them. All of them do not have the slightest intention of riding that blue beast.

NS, you failed so badly.

They say they valued their lives. Hello, I see no one dropping out of the sky during the ride on the blue beast. Nevertheless, their determination to not go on the blue ride amazed and disappoint me.

Ancient Egypt! Curse of the Mummy!!

Unable to gloat the guys into riding the blue line, I in turn tried a hand in gloating my mum into riding the mummy with all of us.

I succeeded. Even though she is really skeptical throughout the whole way in and kept on saying she wants to drop out. Drop out when you're already walking to your doom? Pigs climb trees before I ever let you do that.

Lineup : Cheng Jun, Wen Jun and Reginald. Dad, Mum, Me and Jun Zhe.

She started screaming before it goes fast on our asses. Plus the fact she hits and grabs when it gets fast on our asses. FUN. My dad got most of it though.

After the ride she says she is never to trust me again. I got her onto the mummy, I'm already satisfied. I'll try the guys again later.

The guys have great reviews for the mummy. They love the backwards fall. They say it was better then the red one. I'm a little mixed on this. I love the backwards fall, but the red line still pawns it for me.

Rapid Adventures!

We wanted to go onto this one but was shocked by the waiting time. 160 / 180 mins. No way. We decided to come back later.

While we're walking around, we came across this treasure perfect for taking pictures.

Oh yeah.

Don't try this at home kids. Uncle's specially trained.

My brother took a shoot at it.

Attempted this only when you're giggly and extremely bald. Oh. And make sure that guy's really dead.

When my dad's doing the 'head in mouth' pose, he caught people's attention and people started to want to get pictures. But it's cool how they patiently waited for us to finish posing before taking their turn.

He actually wanted to do a huge 'I'm actually in Far Far Away!' pose but the hordes of people around made him abandon the idea and go for a small 'Oh, I'm in Far Far Away' instead.

Attention of picture : The Ogre. The sickly slimy shade of green Ogre.

However, it's her that caught Cheng Jun's eye.

He started going gaga over her like how my brother went gaga over the panda.

"Follow her!" He commended. So I did.

They stopped at a tent in a corner of Far Far Away. Really, if it ain't for them, I'll never find this place. It's quite quint actually.

Cheng Jun then proceed to drool over the princess. Fiona, I think.

"It's the princess! The PRINCESS. Fiona. I wanna get a shoot with her. It's a never-to-missed chance! "

Or along the lines of that. But before we file into the line, I forced him to pose with the frog king.

I'll take this frog over any princess Fiona anytime.

After this, he proceeded to line up for a shoot with his Fiona while the rest of the group lined up for Shek 4D adventure. I'm not going into the picture which he then ask me to crop Shrek out when I take his picture.

A few people away, my phone wails.

"(Ai)Yo! Where are you guys?!? We're a;most in liao!! "

I told him to give Fiona up and join the rest of the group. He flat out refused, using the reason that it's FIONA. I could care less about her. But hey, I'm older so I gave in.

"He say he have to take this picture no matter what so please wait!"

"Happy?" "Yes." "I cropped him out for you." "Yes! Good job!"

We head over to the queue for the 4D adventure.

How he managed to cam-whore himself while walking over amazed me.

We join in the queue with the rest of the group.

My brother got a thumbs up from him for this expression. We're still queuing up.

After Shrek, we rush over to catch the WaterWorld show.

I told them about the drenching part and they get a hoot out of watching all those people got drenched by those guys.

So after enjoying the show, Cheng Jun have to get to a appointment. It's a shame, considering USS closes at 9pm today.

We head through Madagascar to reach the exit and caught sight of all the animals holding photo-taking! The lion and hippo had long queues so we head towards the cutest of them all, the penguins.

The pose is a tribute to 3 bald guys still in NS.

So after we drop Cheng Jun off, we head around the bend, over to NY city to get some dinner.

We got distracted.

It that the best you guys can pose?

Much better.

As you can see, the pose is not working so well as we are missing a prop wire-frame globe.

Pretending to hail a taxi. Would fare better he my dad's not looking straight into the camera.

We gave up.

He's supposed to look like he wants the food in that window.

Like he's really hungry.

Like he's salivating.

But it came out like there is something really wrong with his brain. I think the sun got to him without the protection of his hair.

Oh! Look who we spotted walking out of a hotel! I don't want any more siblings!

We then got silly at the hat store.

Really silly. Might have look better if I grew a lion on my head before wearing that hat.

Someone's dieing.

Arrested that impostor!

Yes, that car sits in our backyard. Jealous?

We went into a candy shop. I called his name. He turn. I shoot.

Amazingly candid.

I asked my dad to pretend to be singing. It looks like he's trying to gulp the entire thing.

Still not singing dad.

It's amazing how the fender managed to hold his weight.

We prepared to head out for dinner and it was then panda came out again! Of course, my brother kicked up a big fuss again. He run over to join the already long queue.

It's a good thing he run cause just as he joined the queue, the crew went up behind him, sealing the queue. He's the last one!

Finally got his picture!

They kept on complaining I got the wrong direction. How? I mean, look! The panda is looking directly at me. You guys aren't.

There's a hershey store outside the entrance of USS and we spotted the mascot just as we walked past. Of course we have to slip in for a picture.

Let's play follow-the-pose.

People were staring. We're just being creative then the simple peace sign.

We entered into a picture taking mode.

Cute.

After dinner at Din Tai Fung, we headed back in and we spotted a quint little road leading into a picturesque area.

Love the stairs.

I do.

Looks like a real street if it ain't so deserted.

Attempting to lift the sign.

In progress....

Failing...

In the end, he have to ask for help from a person who knows what she's doing. Madam Basiel, , master psychic.

A tiny tiny yacht.

Deserved a mention. I wanted to get onto the blue coaster no matter what, even if I have to ride it on my own. Reginald finally bend around to the idea of riding the blue beast! He feels that he will regret it if he leaves USS without riding that. My man!

The other 2 are still wimping out.

I'm very skeptical about NS...

But we went up and got a blast!! Take that!!

Then, when night falls, we spend about an hour waiting for Rapids Adventure. Let me tell you this, it is so much better when you ride it at night. The feeling's different.

Then we round it off by watch fabulous fireworks. So much better than national day's.

A perfect finish.

Issues about typing

2011-08-16T10:19:00.002+08:00

I have been trying to find a keyboard for some time now.

Reason being that I am sick and tired of my Lenovo keyboard breaking up on me. It's wireless, enough said.

Wired Keyboard. It is really tough to find one that can match up to my old keyboard. All the other keyboards I looked at can't be matched up to the sleekness of my old one. It's a beauty actually, and it's beauty is hard to surpass.

Then I remembered one keyboard that can do that. The apple wired USB ultra thin keyboard. It's thin, it's beautiful, it's wired and it works.

Of course I have to do some remapping of the shortcut keys as apple keyboard doesn't have some keys like 'Print Screen'. But it's wired so I'm not complaining.

Apple produced the best look things.

Comes with a number pad. I need my number pad.

And it's really thin. With an extra USB port attached.

Even though it's not exactly cheap to say the least but it works. For me. In the looks department. Yes, I'm shallow.

Works well with Windows 7 without any installation even though it's requirements stats that it needs an OS driver.

Looking back, I'm turning into an Apple nerd. But they do have the best aesthetics out of them all. And no, I am still refusing iPhone. It just do not work.

Poodle

2011-08-01T19:13:00.003+08:00

I going for the maggie mee.

Watch me pour hot water on my head and wait for 3 minutes.

I waited.

Got a lion mane instead.

Can't say I'm unhappy about that.

I called

2011-06-05T12:00:00.003+08:00

I called Apple and they answered.

This phone bill is very very very heavy. I am officially broke until 3 months later.

Meet my new friend

2011-04-28T17:38:00.002+08:00

Universal Studio

2011-03-30T21:59:00.013+08:00

I went to the Universal Studio Singapore today. And yes, I went by myself.

Of course, there were voices saying how idiotic I am, how I would be the first going by myself, how the stuff would denied my entrance, how that is so weird but hey, since the rest of the Deeots refused my offer of going along, what can I do?

Besides, it would be a different experience, going by myself and let me tell you, I had LOADS of fun. And I took a truckload of pictures.

Therefore, this post would be a semi-walkthrough plus my experience on Universal Studio Singapore. And I am going to post ALL of my pictures.

So make sure your internet connection can keep up, sit tight and read this baby.

Woke up early in the morning as Universal Studio Singapore (USS) opened at 9am, till 6pm, and head on out to Sentosa.

My mum sponsored this trip to USS and gave me $100 bucks. Out of that amount I spend $3 on the ticket over. So yeah, I am on a very tight budget.

Once there, I followed the instructions, or directions would be the correct term over to USS and got my ticket at $66. Which leaves me with very very very little amount left.

Happy, I took my tix and went to search for the gate in.

HAAH.

One signage kind of broke my plans.

"Opening hours - 10am till 7pm "

I was early. By an hour. So okay, I got an hour... To do what exactly? Easy. I went to the toilet. Then I whip out my itouch, turn on the music, switch on my DS and started training my pokemon. Yeah. I managed to get my Ice Bear to level 60.

From level 56.

Oh, I also got the must-take picture of the Universal Studio globe.

A note, I really dislike have random passer-by in my pictures so I try to get them taken without anyone in it. Which results in a lot of tries. But sometimes, especially in the afternoon and evening, it is almost an impossible task. But I try. To my best.

Yeah, this took me 3 tries. But look! No one is in the picture! Ah the mist... Cool.

Which afterwards I went toff back to the gates and presto, people lined up, ready to head in. So I joined the line that looks to be the shortest and wait for a couple of minutes and presto!!

I'm in!

Erm. It's impossible to get it without anyone in the photo...

And I have no idea why that guy in the photo is shrugging. But yes, the first thing I am in is the Hollywood street. Here's a map to understand better.

See the globe? See how Hollywood street is joined at the gates? Good. From here on it would mostly be pictures so... enjoy.

Hollywood Street

What did I tell ya? Hollywood BLVD and no, I don't know this man. Well then, lets move on!

Yep, even Hollywood needs their daily dose of news. And what do we have here? ' The HOLLYWOOD STAR ' and ' The New York Daily ENQUIRER '.

Isn't it cute, the way US citizen buy their newspaper?

The popcorn car!

Information : You would be able to see this car anywhere you visit, be it The Lost World or The Mummy. Of course, the cars shape would be different as they cater to different themes but the contents remains the same. Popcorn and nachos. For a price you will be very unwilling to pay.

But at the time I saw this little beauty, it's too early and thus, the store is not yet open.

Speed limit! Good, it seems like the 2 of them are obeying the law.

Note : The star on the floor. Star of fame!

Wow, the USS shop is beautiful.

I love beautifully designed buildings.

A photo shop! Cute. How many do you see outside with sure a quirky design / architecture?

Hollywood China Bistro! How come Ang Mo always associate us chinese with dragons?

Can't see a thing? Damn sun.

There we go. The sign, or should I say traffic light switch to 'stop' the moment I saw it. As a law-bidding person, of course I have to obey.

I saw this hugemongous tree the moment I step 'out' of Hollywood. It captured my attention. Don't you think it looks very cool?

The very next thing you'll see is a fountain. With them.

Beyond the fountain is a full view of all the attractions.

And besides that...

Breathtaking, isn't it? Doesn't look like I'm in Singapore.

Now, full shots of the different attractions from the same place.

Battlestar Galactica!

Ancient Egypt!

That's all to it. Lol. So after picture taking, I turned and begin down the route and what do I see... ?

This little cutie is just directly beside the fountain, you can't miss it. My little yellow beetle.

There are 3 cars in this area. Cool.

It does emit a James Bond feel, doesn't it?

In front of this car lies a very 80's looking...

On yeah, baby. Austin Powers my boy.

The 3rd car I mention.

All this took a lot of tries to get as I patiently waited for people to get out of my view for the picture.

Following down... Ah!

Monster Rock! Doesn't seems to be open though..

Wait. What's that?

Oh my! I've ventured into New York! Love the car, by the way.

Like I said. The buildings.

Full view!

New York time!

New York

The street of New Yorkers.

Don't know why but I'm interested in what the signs say..

Ah!

I love seeing the 'real' buildings that are found in New York.

I'm not in Singapore anymore. That's what my pictures says.

Look at all the zig-zagging patterns of those stairs... Fruits?

Looks good.

They deliver!

You know, I haven't eaten a thing. Nope, not even breakfast. And those make me feel hungry. Even though I hate veggies...

Hmm? What happen? Why are those signs there?

Got a little distracted by the opposite street view...

"Apartment To Let". I want!

Lol. Look, a parking meter!

Charges!

This is just behind the awesome parking meter. Look! A Pharmacy! For men.

So, after piquing your curiosity, here's the answer!

Which doesn't really say anything. I have total no idea what happened here. Maybe someone just decided to drop a ton here?

Any answer anyone?

Ah, the unlucky store that is just in front of the accident.

Looks good.

The other window display. Okay, now I'm really hungry.

I'm going to stop looking.

Just directly in front of this cafe lies...

A Court?!? What's what tiny yellow thing (bottom right hand corner) that got into my picture?

Yellow cab! Wait. What's the sign?

"Hackstand Taxicab" .... Huh?

You don't think I would forget the protector of the Court, would you?

A subway just beside! What a convenient way to get to Court... Why? Wouldn't that increase crime rate?

" By Police Dept ". I really got a thing for signs...

Sigh.. Look at that building.

The opposite street across the subway. Which is worse? Making the Courthouse very accessible or living just opposite a Courthouse?

I love the details given to all the buildings. Stuff like " Apartment To Let " and this

It's the 2nd level window.

Information : Be sure to take note of all the building windows for most of them are printed with signs like this; of different 'existing' companies.

This is what is on the 1st level that of same building. A newspaper company! And not just any newspaper, it's the 'The New York Times Enquirer'!

"Established 1914 ".

It's just in front of the newspaper company. A gold hydrant? Seriously?

A chinese store selling antiques. Another stereotype.

Oh look, they do have normal red hydrent. "Queensboro Bridge". I love signs.

And we are at the end of New york. This picture show how clashing the 2 themes are. Science-ficion and old time building. Love it.

I did a U-turn and went back for the attraction of New York, ' Lights, Camera, Action! Hosted by Steven Spielberg '.

I wanted to go for everything since I'm here anyway.

No pictures as I forgot. But the moment you step in, movie posters of old-time movies adorned the walls. They are beautiful. Hand-painted since in the 80's people rarely pose for movie posters.

Examples : Dracula. The Wolf Man. The Invisible Man. Creature of the Black Lagoon.

As you head in, recent posters came up.

Stuff like : Chucky 2, Jaws. You get the drift.

I stood in line a several minutes before they usher us in. I totally have no idea what to expect. I imagined a box where you sit and as the 'movie' plays, the seats move according to the movie.

I was wrong.

We went into a simple place, standing only with screens in front of us. My expectation for this attraction went way down. The screen came alive with Steven Spieldberg face and we were shown how special effects make movie look good.

And they do.

But now the surprise came. We were to move into another area called the 'sound stage' where it is to mimic a old abandon boat house in a level 5 typhoon.

My gosh.

The set came ALIVE. I was totally blown away by the scene in front of me. A twist came in the end and I was so glad I came.

Information : This attraction may seems boring but trust me, you won't be disappointed. I won't say too much here as I do not want to spoil the surprise of you experiencing it yourself. Steven Spieldberg created a movie in which we are the actors. I feel like I am really in New York, experiencing a level 5 typhoon.

Not a good thing. Typhoon.

And when I walk out, I saw him...

Okay, I have no idea who he is but people apparently do. Here's a front look at him with some random people as he is supposed to be posing with random people for pictures.

Sorry for the blurriness.

I love it. So go ahead, New York is a very beautiful place with lots of different buildings never seen in Singapore. Take a good look around and immerse yourself in the place. And don't forget to go for ' Lights, Camera, Action! Hosted by Steven Spielberg '.

Tips : There's a hat shop just before ' Lights, Camera, Action! ' building where you can try on all kinds of different hats and take all the pictures you want with your friends. Trust me, you should see those hats. Kooky.

Tiny tip for ' Lights, Camera, Action! Hosted by Steven Spielberg ' : The ones standing on the first row get wet. I meant it. Lol.

Okay, next stop, Sci-Fi City. Time for Battlestar Galactica.

Sci-Fi City

I'm in! Boy, am I excited. What else is there to this place apart from the two red-blue rides named 'Human' and 'Cylon'?

Hmm. This is not a good picture but who am I to fight against the sun?

Like New York, I am walking through the entire place.

While taking pictures.

The walls. I miss my old time feel of the New York street.

This? This looks like machine bugs with a lot of eyes. And jaws.

And what do we have here? 'Daybot Robotics'. Does this shop really exist in Battlestar Galactica?

And so, I moved on. To tell the truth, there wasn't much to see around here. People came here to be thrill which explains why there's not much to see around here.

Information : There's another popcorn car here with names like ' Blah blah blah from planet blah '. And ' All food is imported directly from so and so planet '. Kinda cute actually.

And what greeted me at the end of the covered walkway? Ta-dah!

To the right we have...

Accelerator! The lady in charge looks bored though. Hey people, you've only just opened for business! Show some joy!

And forward on...

The main attraction. Boy, is my heart pumping or what?

But first, allow me to have a walk through.

This is what is in front of the Battlestar symbol. A alien pod / egg like thing that spurts out water.

A pawn of the Merlion, perhaps?

Beyond this is Ancient Egypt, thus I headed back.

Time for the coasters.

My heart is beating so fast I had a though that at the current situation, I would be deemed 'unhealthy both mentally and physically' for the ride. Having heard of the coasters, I knew the red one, 'Human', would be the tamer of the two.

But I said before, I am going to ride on every ride.

I chickened out.

Look, I'm sorry but hey, I lack the guts man.

Note : Due to the state of my mind and body, I am so psych out that I forgot to take the pictures of the entrance of both rides. Too bad guys, get in and have a look yourselves.

Made my way towards the red tunnel like area, preparing myself for the ride of the century.

Remember my slight fetish for signs? Well yeah, a sign caught my eyes.

" Loose item such as bags, accessories must not be taken in. These items can be kept at lockers. "

Well okay. Where are the lockers? Well here's a tip for them, make a sign pointing towards the lockers. Since the sign is near to the entrance of the 'Human' ride, I see soon-to-be raiders being turn away by a staff asking them to remove their 'loose' items. Well, here's someone who can tell me where the lockers are located.

" Excused me. Where are the lockers? "

" You need to place all your items in the lockers... "

" I know. Where are the lockers? "

" Your loose items need to be placed in the lockers as well as your scarf... "

" I know. Where are the lockers? "

You really can't blame me for losing my patience. I went up and asked my directions to the lockers which shows I know what I have to do, doesn't it? How many time do I have to ask?

Apparently, my tone shows my temper and she pointed to her left. Well, that took 2 seconds.

Information : Rides, mostly roller coasters would require you to deposit your bags, water bottles (if you brought one), bangles, scarf, ' loose items ' into a locker or a non-rider before going onto the ride.

The lockers are free for the first 30 minutes which after will begin charging. It uses your birthday as the password as well as your favorite color. Simply press on the "Hire Locker" button to begin.

To open the lockers after your ride, press the "Reopen Locker" button and proceed to type in your birthdate and your favorite color.

Not following? No worries, there're always Staff there to help. And to guide the noobs.

After which I deposit my stuff, bangle included, I returned back to the entrance of the ride and head in, heart thumping again.

This is it.

Oh boy.

There's a certain distance you need walk before reaching but remember! Notice the walls. They're adorned with pictures and posters like : "Be on guard, anyone would be a Cylon". Or stuff like "We need you, are you ready?".

By this time, I felt like I am ready to beat the crap out of the enemies, Cylon. Never will you defeat us!

Reaching, I was bunched together with a couple of random riders.

"Push down the safety guard and buckle on the seatbelt. " Which I did. I don't want to die you see. Then there were Staff to check if we did it correctly after which they gave a thumbs-up to the control station.

"Initiation, preparing to launch. "

"Battleship, launching. "

Here we go! We moved out together with the 'Cylon' and immediately we head on upwards.

Okay, that was fast. Way to fast, they don't even have a build up and before you know it, we fell!

Well, throughout the entire ride I shut and open my eyes and there were actually tears. But when we came to a slow, I was grinning like an idiot with loads of adrenaline coursing through me body. THAT WAS FUN.

And as we reached the platform, everyone clapped for us, including the would-be riders. Nice touch!

Tip : For most of the roller coasters rides, people will clap for you will you reached the platform after your ride so don't forget to do the same for people ahead of you!

I climb out, legs a little wobbly, head slightly giggy, grinning like an idiot as I made my way out. I was thirsty as I screamed but there were like metal water fountains, 2 of 'em to be exact, but I was following the flow of people walking out thus I miss my chance of drinking.

Information : Bad idea. If you're thirsty, drink now. Drinks sold around USS is basically robbing you of your money with a smile.

I went out, going through the Battlestar Galactica souvenir shop, head to my locker, grab my stuff, still grinning like an idiot and continue on my journey.

WAIT A MINUTE.

I forget about the Accelerator!

And so I did a U-Turn and went straight for that.

Information : You're allowed bags.

I sat in a car all by myself and things starts spinning. I grinned. Man, I really love rides that spin, I have no idea why. But this is kind of slow, will it, like it's name is called, accelerate?

" ......*not clear on what is being broadcast*.... 85% "

"......95%"

"...100%"

Yes! Finally, is it going to accelerate?

To my utter dismay, the ride ended.

So yeah, there's no harm trying out this ride since you're here anyway but don't give it too much expectation. Either that or my tolerance for spinning rides are way high.

Right outside the rides is Ancient Egypt. Ancient Egypt, here I come!

Ancient Egypt

Wow, look at those statues. They are huge!

Close up. Oh crap, I crop out the load this guy's carrying.

There we go, full close up. Ignore the black little corner please, that's just my camera's protective cover. And near it's feet was...

So much more to see that the Sci-Fi City.

Another angle. Mummy, look how tall he is!

And right ahead, to the right side...

Imposing.

After which were walls fill with stuff like these ...

And this.

And the last of the three ...

Which I have to comment on how some people are blind to your efforts of trying to a picture without them in it. I had to wait very very very very very patiently for them to move out of the way.

Next to them are ...

Horuxs?

On the direct opposite of these walls are still walls, only with different impressions on them.

The crack adds to the feel.

This can't be even classified as a crack. It's an entire chip off the block.

It's actually a popcorn car I mention earlier, with this guy on top. And no, I have no idea who is he scaring.

A flat on view of the previous side impression I managed to capture.

And finally, for the main attraction of Ancient Egypt, 'Revenge of the Mummy'!

Will you look at that. If that build was in a triangular shape I would be weeping tears of joy.

Close up.

And right in front of them are rows and rows of .... them?

And yes. Mission Impossible to get it without living, breathing people. Although I would love for that to happen.

2 rows of these guys, bowing before the almighty.... Me.

A pictures show a thousands words... This just shows 4.

A coffin. Out in bright daylight??

Enough picture taking, I have been waiting for this ride. I'm ready, especially after the little 'tidbit' named 'Battlestar Galactica Human'.

Knowing the drill, I immediately when off to the right to search for lockers. There're 2 areas, one to the right, one to the left, after you enter. I simple enter the one with the shortest queue for the lockers.

Not long after, and empty of anything but my watch, I went in.

Ahead of me was a couple of teens, which one of them kept on exclaiming how scary it is.

Information : Like the Battlestar, you would need to walk a certain distance before you reached the platform. Unlike Battlestar, this place is dark. and filled with coffins. I'm serious. There are certain parts where you definitely need to slow down and try to grope your way around cause you will be hardly able to see.

Take note that there will be stairs and be careful of tripping over them.

You know how I have the fear of supernatural stuff and all and with all the whining of the lady in front of me, plus the scary music flooding the place, I am feeling very creeped out. I kept on imagining something will burst from the coffins to scare me.

Nothing happened. Apparently the ride doesn't starts until you're in the car.

I reached, after a long winding snake route and some stairs with an active overload imagination, to the platform.

Once again, I'm bunched with some others, japanese mother and her kid, being 1 person. But the thing is... I ended up on the side.

No. No no no no no.

I heard from others that the sitting at the sides is way scarier than the ones sitting in the middle. Well, it's too late isn't it? After checking, the Staff gave their thumbs-up and oh no, the car started moving.

Like I said, I'm psych out from the start and the monologue plus background music isn't really helping me to calm down. I am officially scared out of my wits. Something happened, I'm not saying what, and that's it, my eyes shut on it's own.

Like the Battlestar, I open and closed my eyes throughout the ride, mostly closed. But I enjoyed the thrill and the jerking and the falling of the ride.

Yes, I'm a scaredy cat.

But it was fun and I did open my eyes for all the correct and important parts. And as the rule, we were rewarded applause as we climb out of the car. I was giddy and smiling idiotically. Once outside, I was rewarded with a blast of sunshine.

Information : USS is hot. Really hot. So wear light and please don't be stupid and wear improper clothes for riding roller coasters.

So her I am, sweating and feeling really really thirsty. Screaming makes you thirsty, I found out. So I took my stuff and spotted a stand selling those koonky little bottles filled with liquid. I went forward and ask for the price of the bottle shaped like a rounded chemistry tube with cutie Puss-In-Boots on the front.

" $15.90. "

Damn USS and their daylight robbery skills.

" Any top-ups after that would be $2. "

That sounds better. I took a look around and saw lush green trees just up ahead. The Lost World! Which means ' Jurassic Park Rapids Adventure '!

I gave my thanks to the guy selling drinks for his information and starts heading forward. I am not going on a ride with a full stomach. Maybe later, I thought to myself, maybe later.

The Lost World

The first thing you will see. "Popcornasauras"! Told you guys that you'll see popcorn cars everywhere.

And we're here!

I got a thing for big trees.

Besides, don't you thing this thing looks kinda like a dinosaur?

How cute is that? I mean, where else can you see a dino wearing a t-shirt, a cap, carrying a bag with it's skull on the cover? Although they are different species.

I got my USS magnet here as my dad wants a magnet.

Tip : Bring money and try to get magnets from all different themes as the magnets are beautiful. My dad wail about why didn't I told him I didn't have enough money to by the rest of the magnets for him, he would have gave me money. Oh well. Now I know.

Information : There's a DBS, UOB ATM near this shop so fret not if you find your money lessening and you want to buy stuff. Just bring your card.

From here on now, there'll be a shade covering the path so at least you'll be away from the friendly sun for a while.

This is what was tied to the post of the shade covering us. Sorry but it just seems fake.

After walking through the shaded area, you'll see this scene. 2 dino circling each other with sprouting water eggs in between them. Are you feeling the terror?

Close up. At least this was done much better then the head one.

Very brave of me to walk up this close to a dinosaur.

And just behind is ...

What are we going to discover except overpriced food?

And we reached the gates!

It was then someone went past me dressed weirdly and carrying a...

What heck was that?!?

He stopped for a kid which explains the stroller wheel in this picture.

Believe it or not but the dinosaur in his arms do move!

No more pictures beyond this point as I am, once again, pump full of adrenaline as I saw the ' Jurassic Park Rapids Adventure ' just right in front of me. I went up, got a poncho for $2 from a Staff and proceeds to the nearest lockers area.

To which I then discover that they do not provide the 'first 30 minutes free of charge'. There were 4 options with the first one starting " 1 hour - $4.oo ".

Being on a tight budget and a cheapskate, I decided to skip paying and instead start heading back towards Ancient Egypt for their free lockers.

I came out, carrying on my poncho with me and went in.

Unlike the previous rides I ridden, there was a long queue.

Damn. No wonder they charge us for the lockers, we're going to have to either way, looking at the queue. Oh man. Then I spotted another thing, people are carrying their bags in. Apparently, if you don't mind your bags getting wet, you're allowed to bring them in.

DAMN. I don't even have to pay for the first time!!

That's the punishment I get for being a cheapskate.

Tip : Here's what I learned. Skip the lockers and just bring your bags along. There will be dinosaurs trivia on the walls so don't forget to read them as you're waiting!

After waiting, I was grouped along with a family of 6 consisting of 2 adults and 4 young kids, and a couple. I was the only one with poncho. I don't mind. I am not going to get wet. I don't have a change of clothes.

So I put on my poncho, pull up my baggy pants, clamp the poncho tight around my legs, grab the loose ends of my poncho sleeves, making sure water can't get in and I'm ready! Let's go!

There are jerking movements as the boat hits the land which creates some thrill as you see dinosaurs around you. There isn't a lot to see though, before you get into the 'warning' zone where they so-called ask you to turn back immediately as the dinosaurs had escaped.

Dinosaurs leaped out and hiss at you as I braced myself for the ending.

I miss a thing.

My shoes. There were a huge splash and my feet were flooded. Which means my sneakers and socks were soaked thoroughly.

Tip : Either bring slippers along to changed into when you're going for this ride or simply wear slippers from the beginning. I recommended the former as you'll need to remove your slippers in fear of them falling off when you ride Battlestar.

I climb out, not really wet apart from my feet and some parts of my pants ( which is made out of thin cloth so I know they dry as I walk along under the hot sun ) and made my squishing way towards the lockers in Ancient Egypt.

Information : I knew I would need to pay but there's something they need to improved on. I left my ez-link (you can pay by ez-link) and my cash in the locker so how do I pay? A little idiotic it seems.

I got the help of the Staff around and took my stuff, paid and begin making my way towards The Lost World for slippers to change into.

Having no choice, I brought a pair of slippers to change into, dump my socks and slip my soaked sneakers into the plastic bags and hope they won't stink.

Well, you can consider this lessons learned.

Feelings : There's nothing too specular about this ride and if you have to miss one, you can go without taking this ride. It is fun but to me, it loses out to ' Lights, Camera, Action! Hosted by Steven Spielberg '. It's just a feeling of mine.

And onwards I go.

Information : Far Far Away will be right in front of you but luckily for me, I spotted .....

Right at the side of The Lost World.

WaterWorld

This is not on the map as well as it is quite easy to miss out on. It seems like a beautiful place and I am going in.

But first, I am thirsty!

I moved forward to Far Far Away first, thinking of getting the drink I asked just now and since Puss-In-Boots are on the cover, I would be able to find it in Far Far Away. I head towards the nearest stall and asked for it.

They have it!

Information : If you want it filled with either blueberry or fruit punch slushie, it cost $15.90 and $14.90 if you want filled with soft drinks. Any additional top-ups after you finished your drinks are $4.90 for slushie and $2 for soft drinks.

I recommend you get a bottle like this as the top-ups are for a bargain. Trust me. Since when a bottle of water cost $3. Plus you get a lanyard and a cute bottle as a souvenir.

I got fruit punch slushie and after comforting my throat, I head back to WaterWorld.

Near the entrance was a hotdog stand overfilled with people and of course, a restroom.

Information : Every theme park have different theme restroom so it's a hoot to check them out.

" Come on in! Show's starting at 1pm! "

Am I lucky or what? I managed to stumble across the 1pm show on time.

Information : There're 2 shows daily, one at 1pm, the 2nd at 4pm.

Yes! Of course, I still have about 25 minutes before the show starts so I took my time in walking towards the queue and taking pictures.

There are many stuff like this displayed along the walls.

I just love the view of these stuff.

There was nothing more to it so I joined the queue under the shade. But hey! There're more stuff on display.

Why am I showing this? Read and process.

1st Jet Ski Transformation.

2nd.

Final Transformation.

Had a very old-school feel to it. I love this feel.

See the queue? At least it's under the shade.

Some scene of some sort was lay out on displayed.

I have no idea what the cage is for.

Wilted plants are popular with the people 'living' in this scene.

Now I get it. The cage is to contain tableware like cups!

I told myself I have to get the entire scene with the piece of ragged cloth hanging on the line.

Where have the people gone?

That's fake meat on the plates by the way.

I'm fascinated by this ...thing and I have no idea what this is.

More cages. What do they use this for??

And so time passes and ding, it's 1pm. The show is starting. We are led into the show area.

Close up of the stage.

The seats are divided into 2 parts by a railing in between. Thinking to catch the action right in front of me, I proceeded to the first area. Just when I am about to plonk my butt on the seats, I caught words on the seats.

"Splash Zone".

My gosh! No thank you! I had enough of water from 'Jurassic Park Rapids Adventure' ! I couldn't get up fast enough as I head back towards the 2nd area with benches in deep red color.

I am a genius.

Because this is what happened.

Of course, I took this by chance but it came out nicely, doesn't it?

There were 3 of them running around, using their water guns to spray at everyone in the 1st area. And when I say everyone, I meant everyone. No one looks dry.

It's a hoot, watching them spray without any guilty conscious. Especially kids, they love spraying at kids. And when you try to escape to the 2nd area, what you're doing is making yourself out to be a huge walking target. You'll be soaked from head to toe. They'll definitely attack you.

Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Filling up my guns~

Die!

More ammo~

Die faster!

You think this is bad? After which the 3 of them attempted to prep us audiences for the show by asking us to shout "Hey!" to them while raising both our arms up in the air. Of course, the efforts for the first round was lackluster.

Which results in a punishment. Out come the buckets!!

Man, I'm so glad I change my seats. And now you know. Unless you love to get wet.

After that the shouts were awesome from us and thus, the show started! All 3 of them ran to their places.

One here.

Another here.

The last one right on top.

The show was great, with boats, jet skis, fire, explosions, machine guns, even a plane! Don't miss it for the world!

After which it ended, the actors took a bow and went off in a boat. There were a scene laid out when I entered into the show area so I am itching to go back there to take pictures.

What happened here?

Looks like a worktable... Or not.

There were status in a glass case, 3 of them actually.

Counter Strike?

I'm sorry, but this one just look like a ghost to me.

Captain Jack Sparrow! An old one!

The land of the living, lol.

And with that, there were nothing more to see which I proceed out and into the land of Far Far Away!

Far Far Away

Now this is what you see when you come out of WaterWorld.

Just a glimpse of the wonderful castle.

Far Far Away!

Full view. And with random people. Lots of them.

Their street lamps are just too perfect.

And welcome to Far Far Away.

Will you look at that.

And when you enter through the gates, you'll see....

Yes, even Far Far Away needs advertisements. Notice the hand holding the wand? It moves. Up and down.

Elves live in Far Far Away!

Actually, they're Staff telling people to heading over to the Donkey's live show which is starting.

Yes, it's a real restaurant in which you can order food. Or have your lunch there.

Below this is actually a signboard telling where you are. Rather boring so I cut that out and focus on the cute stuff.

Information : You might want to remember this place as a certain pussycat will be station here for picture taking.

And directly besides the Donkey family is Gingy's House of Sweets!

Moving forward, I've reached the attraction 'Shrek 4-D Advanture'! And the delightful castle is simply behind.

Sorry about the slightly off-tilted pictures here and there from here on now as I'm single-handedly taking pictures as my other hand needs to hold my drink.

Will you look at that. A crown fountain. And yes, I waited for an eternity, since eternity is plentiful in Far Far Away, for people to move out as I try to get this taken.

The tents are actually lines for people to queue in for 'Shrek 4-D Adventure'. Like I said, I'm planning to try out all the rides here so I'm up for this one too, on matter how cute this sounds.

Plus the fact that I had never catch a Shrek movie before.

Once I entered into the castle, I saw this.

A painting painted directly onto the wall. Looks like a king. Sorry, I really didn't watch Shrek.

This is on the wall behind me. The princess (?) look beautiful.

As we moved on, this was hanged on the wall. You know I have a thing for signs....

Ah.

As I slowly reach into the other room, this piece of paper with words caught my attention. What does it says?

Oh. But I'm already in.

Chandelier!

You're going to see this flag everywhere in Far Far Away.

At the end of the queue, the Staff will pass you a 3-D glasses and you'll be lead into another room which you'll see...

3 little piggies and Pinocchio, all tied up.

What happen next is that a story will unfold and I am then lead into another room with seats. Very comfy seats actually. And now, place on your glasses.

Although I have no expectations of this attention but this surprised me greatly. Within minutes into it, I have thoughts of coming back for the 2nd time.

Though the 3-D gave me a little headache, the experience was wonderful! I really had fun even though you can tell it's not the original voice actors voicing the characters as Shrek had a heavy australian accent.

Information : You will get wet. A little, but yes, you're gonna get wet. So prepare some tissue.

So yes I say, try this ride and you'll never regret it. It's all fun.

And after it ended, you exited through the doors and into the theme shop. You're going to experience this after every ride so you're kinda used to it by now. There will be a ferry wheel ride for kids with ...

Donkey and GingerBreadman! Cute, aren't they?

They do sell cookies and nachos here too. And so I head out of the shop and turn right.

Look! they do have newspaper here too! Let's take a closer look.

"Behind Bars : It's Just Not Right!"

Now this is one newspaper I wanna read.

And besides that we have... "Versarshery". Sounds like branded goods for Far Far Away.

Advertisement featuring .... Snow white perhaps?

Ad featuring Sleeping Beauty. How do they they get roped into this?

Even Rapunzel.

You know, I actually wait for this couple to walk away but then they just plonk down their butts onto the bench.

Game over.

I had to allow them into the picture.

Actually, they kind of forced me to.

But hey, did you notice what the shop is selling?

I wanted to go nearer but this little baby...

....caught my attention! How cute is that? They have coach taxis in Far Far Away!

I really want to ride in this so I went nearer.

Talk about being disappointed.

This is just beside the lovely coach taxi.

They have a post office!!! Someone will be receiving my letter via a dragon sooner or later.

Watch out for it.

Hmm?

Sounds like a pub. Sounds like a very good pub.

This was on the side. And why does this catch my eye?

They sell armor!

I'm confused. Does guys have boobs as big as this?

It was then the elves ... or Staff, shouted across the street that the 'Donkey LIVE' show is starting soon. I thought back to how surprised I was from 'Shrek 4-D Adventure' that I'm game for this too.

And so I entered, waiting to be surprised.

These posters adorned the walls.

After a short wait, we're all lead into another room where people had sat down on the floor. So I followed and settle myself nicely on the floor.

In front of me is...

Sorry, the room was dark.

Wow. They actually have singers. That produced CDs. How cool is that? Is Stonehenge a band of some sort?

More bands!

"Dragon Slayer"!

After which a host walked out, amuse us with her quirky quotes and then proceeded to lead us into another room.

To think I settled down so nicely.

We sat down on benches and suddenly... Donkey spoke! Of course, the curtains are still closed but he mumbled something.

"Oh, sorry guys, you'll have to reach under your benches for your 3-D glasses before Donkey can come out. "

*Wow, they actually hide the glasses under the benches for us to reach for it? That's so cool!*

We were tricked.

They laughed, both Donkey and the Host and finally, the curtain rose.

Donkey kicks off with a song and then proceeded to speak to us.

I thought the Host had timed her lines to the recorded scene but hey! Donkey totally know what is happening here and now! Which cause me to begin to search for a reason why.

I came out with a reasonable one. Someone was behind the scene, dubbing live for the donkey.

You have to admit that was reasonable.

Feeling : Well.... Unless you're a kid, or very very very fixated with Donkey, this is an attraction you can skip. There are certain funny parts, sure, but nothing stands out at all. At all.

We went out, went through the theme shop again and finally I stand out in the scorching sun.

I finished my fruit-punch slushie. I need a toilet.

So I went searching for one.

Remember this? I got caught by this again. Only that I finally noticed what they're selling.

"Julia Child Cookbook".

Mirror mirror on the wall.

Spider web chair!

Julie?

The thing hanging the signage is actually a broom!

Okay, now I really need a toilet.

A toilet for... Kings and Queens. Well, that's me.

Definitely a King, definitely a Queen.

Goldilocks sells chicken!

Apparently, they do 'em just right.

I moved on and I found another ride!

'Enchanted Airways'.

A junior roller coaster ride.

Well I'm up for everything. In I go!

If I have those, I won't even be here.

Hey Gingerbreadman, stop slacking and sell me some tickets!

He looks dead.

I ready for my flight.

Onboard and towards 'Shrek's Swamp'!

Information : Certain rides have shelves on the other platform which you can gain access to by crossing over the roller coaster car. So simply place all 'loose' items on the shelve, get back into your seat and prepare for take off.

WOAH. For a junior roller coaster ride, it sure was good. Short, fast, thrilling and sweeeet. So go for it, have fun and enjoy the flight on 'Enchanted Airway'.

Oh no. My mace!

And why is this important? Well, the floor is beautiful, it's just that with my poor skills of photography, it doesn't come across.

My battery for my camera died so all the pictures coming in next are all taken by my old trusty phone.

Look who did I spotted!

Lil Puss was just right beside the wall that is very easily missed so remember to watch out for him!

Puss-In-Boots is so cute. Just then, a certain Pussy walked by me.

I could not whipped my head around fast enough. He waved and beckon my to follow.

Of course I had to. Of course I had to.

He then tap on two girls back in which they turn and saw old Pussy. Once again, he beckon to them to follow him. They stood stunned for a moment before they followed him, behind me.

" It's Puss! "

" He's so cute! "

After a while later.

" Are we seriously following him? "

" Let's just follow. "

I'm not making this up. This is their conversation.

Remember this?

Puss-In-Boots stopped here and the Staff shouted.

" Anyone who wanted to take a photo with Puss please line up over here! "

I tried. I really did. But I can't take one of it with only Puss. I had been standing there for so long that the Staff told me to line up of I want to have my picture taken.

" Even if I want to just take him? "

" Oh, then no need. "

I gave up. I just took pictures with Puss posing with other random people.

Your hand, madam.

Meow.

Hi!

Pussy!

Shall we dance?

I realized, that when you're Puss, you can actually do anything and get away with it. You can pat the head of a woman like she's a 5 year-old kid and get away with it. With looks of "You're so cute! ". You can slap a man on his face, lightly of course and get away with it, with him laughing it off.

Plus you get a goggle of girls going gaga over you. Me included. He is just too cute to resisted.

After getting my fill of pictures of him, I continued my walk.

Whose house was it?

This house is huge.

Now I see.

After Shrek's house, I'm in ....

Madagascar

This is actually the first thing I see when I get out of 'Far Far Away'. A shack selling Madagascar plushies. How cute is the lemur?

And directly next to this shack is...

' King Julien's Beach Party-Go-Round ' !

I like to move it move it.

I like to.... MOVE IT!

And since I wasn't a 5 year-old, I choose to ignore the ride and simply move on. I mean, come on. No matter how game I am for all the ride, I am not riding in this one ride ALONE. This is silly even if you're not alone.

When I was getting the pictures for 'King Julien's' ride, I spotted this.

They actually have animals footprints leading out! Looks like the trio of penguins are up to something.

They have this too!

" Madagascar : A Crate Advanture ". Sounds good.

The ride is roped off. Damn it.

It's the TREE! The glorious looking tree I spotted when I am cruisin' Hollywood BLVD!

Sorry, I really have a thing for beautiful trees.

Moving on.

Finally. it's not just a dream of Gloria's anymore.

It's... nothing. Really. Another shop. Madagascar doesn't really have much rides. Period.

This is actually a place where people stand to get their pictures taken with the mascots.

So to get this picture, I have to wait for the exact moment to get it before the next couple went forward. Took me a lot of tries, this one.

And you know what is above of this one?

Yes. Can't see clearly?

Yes, a ship. I have no idea why they placed a ship there but I rekon it has something to do with the movie.

And with this, I came back to Hollywood. Apparently the place goes in a circle.

Hey, "Welcome to Hollywood"!

Crowed, isn't it, Hollywood?

Yes, I'm still taking a stroll through here just in case I miss anything.

Oh look. A cute little blue postbox. I really hope we have this cutie in Singapore.

Another snacks car. This time with a Hollywood theme.

You see cameras around everywhere in Hollywood. Looks like we are not the only one being stereotyped.

Oh my. And who own all these Oscars?

Me of course.

Can never resist a car in power.

And so this concluded the tour of Universal Studios Singapore. I have officially completed the entire round of USS. And it's only around 4pm plus.

Not up to go home yet, I decided to go for another round of rides. There are certain rides I wanted to ride again.

And connecting Hollywood is New York street!

What exactly is this place?

And when I re-tour New York, I discovered things / sightings I missed before.

"Sherman-Teo Building 1892".

Patrolmans!

Up for anything grilled?

Note : This is a real shop. You can have your dinner here.

"Safari Outfitters Limited."

It's actually part of the grill shop.

I spotted an ally! I can't believe I missed this earlier on.

" No through trucking over 5 tons. " "No parking, loading zone. "

Yeah, I love my signs.

And what do we have here? "Gotham.Ice.Company". Gotham as in Gotham city of Batman?

Like I said, notice the windows, they're cute. Sorry about the blurriness though.

As you know, these are all taken with my phone as my camera battery died. My phone lighting is not as great as my camera which, because of the sun, results in me seeing almost nothing from the screen.

I'm sure you guys get it. Try reading a text message under the sun and you'll not see a thing. A lot of my pictures are taken with me seeing nothing. I just relied on my instinct man. And surprisingly, most of those turn out great! Though there're a couple which results like... this.

Yes, I'm giving an excuse and I'm proud of it. Let's move on.

Yes! Cute quirky windows.

I have no idea why this is spraying but it just is.

What building is this?

"Empire Hotel". As in Empire State Building, "Empire"?

The Bakery.

Wow. Look at the cake.

"Finnegan's Bar Grill".

Look, a pizza parlor!

Okay, for a place that makes pizza, there's nothing pizza related in it.

Is that a banana I see?

Well, at least they served pizza.

Remember the court? This is at the side of the court. I can't believe I missed this.

Ta-dah! The inside of the sub-way station!

And you know what's after New York. Sci-fi City!

They have posters like these. Are you sure you wanna travel to Mars for your vacation?

I have no idea what this shop is selling but it doesn't look safe at all.

Well, remember how I chicken out and only went to ride 'Battlestar Galactica Human'? I'm ready now. But my heart is pumping like hell.

Same as usual, place my stuff into the lockers and then I walked towards the blue corridor instead of the red one. I braced myself as screams fly over my head as the ride is in motion. I prayed. I looked at the walls which are nothing like the 'Human' one. Stuff here are about destroying humankind. Sorry, but I'm not brainwashed. I'm still human.

Finally, I'm at the platform. It was sparse. About 2 others was there plus a group of guys I went in with, with them in front of me. Got roped in with a couple, once again, Filipinos or Indonesian. We were the second batch as the first batch got strapped into the car.

"Battleship launching."

We applauded as the car moved out. Okay, I steadied myself and tried to slow down my heartbeat. I don't want to suffer a heart attack in the middle of the ride. That would be a bummer. And then, the car was back.

Okay! It seems like the ride is as short as the 'Human' one plus I learned how to scream. (I always shut down and my voice failed me when I want to scream. But I learned that I'm not like the others, high-pitched screams are not for me, my throat opens when I'm screaming normal / low pitch. It works! Released the pressure building inside of me when I want to scream but is not able to.)

We applauded once again, congregating them they survived the ride and it was our turn. I took off my slippers and placed them on the other side of the platform and strapped myself in.

" Are your specs okay? "

" Erm... No. "

" Okay, would you hand it over to me? "

" Sure. Erm... Where will you be placing it? "

" I'll be placing it near the latch. "

" Oh, okay. "

With this, I'm blind. Which helps a little. It doesn't feel as scary when you can't see a thing. And so...

"Battleship launching."

People applauded for us as we moved out, together with the 'Human' riders on the right side. And again, it went into overdrive immediately and I shut my eyes. This thing do the 360 turn and I am not opening my eyes to see that I'm upside down. It traumatized, people! But woah, is it shiock!

And we're back onto the platform, exclaiming and grinning like an idiot once more as people applauded. I'm glad I got onto this thing. I climbed out, a little wobbly, slipped into my slippers, spotted my specs, placed them on, and head out of there. After retrieving my stuff, I head on towards the 'Ancient Egypt'!

Remember how chicken I was when I shut my eyes for the ride, well, after going through it once, I'm going to open my eyes big this time round. I repeated the usual stuff before entering the ride but I still have to say, some parts are way too dark to see anything. I have to rely on seeing the back of the couple ahead of me to know how to navigate around.

And not long after, I arrived at the platform. I got grouped in with the couple and I got to go in first. My god, not again! I refused to sit at the side again and since there's only 3 of us and 4 seats, I left an empty seat besides me and simply choose to sit on the 2nd seat.

Boy! I did not missed much when I closed my eyes the first time round but I'm glad I managed to opened my eyes this time. It completed the adventure. The 2nd time is as thrilling as ever.

And so, after the ride, I took my stuff from the locker and went out. It was went I saw this guy. He was dressed like the character from 'The Mummy' and his side preview look 92% similar!

"Can I.. take a picture?"

"Sure, come on around. Be careful, there're mummies around."

Erm, right. I just wanted a picture of him but I got roped into the picture as well. Can't really tell him, oh sorry I just want you, can I?

Yea... my Ali-baba pants. They are really comfy and they dry fast. He kept on saying, to random passer-by and me, that the mummies are attacking and what not. Cute.

And I saw these as well. They're pushing their faces towards everyone and scaring them. Especially those taking picture of them. But they're happy to take pictures with you.

Tip : Don't take it personally, it's their job to scare, especially when the guy is still running around, telling people that they're evil.

Yeah, they did went after me but I just took their picture, laugh and walk away.

I made my way over to 'The Lost World' and found out a ride I missed. 'Canopy Flyer'. No lockers required, shelved on the opposite platform is provided. As the ride started, It begin to rose up. Slowly.

Oh shit. Oh shit shit shit. This is torturing. I'm scared of hight! Plus the fact that I'm sitting backed-faced to the front, it increase my terror. Then hey, it's not scary. It's only the hight, some jerks and you're done. I was shaking my legs when we arrived back onto the platform.

Tip : This ride mainly is to let you enjoy the view so don't expect too much from it. Like I did.

And then I ventured back into 'Far Far Away' since I'm done with 'The Lost World' anyway. It was then when a girl exclaimed, in cantonese, to her friend.

" I saw that cat! "

Damn! I want that cat! I ran back to the place where Pussy stationed before and voila! He's there! This time though, I queued up. Luckily the queue was short.

"Can I just... take a shot of him?"

"Oh. Oh sure."

This time, I finally got the picture.

Puss-In-Boots!!

I love you. So much.

Afterwhich I proclaim my love, I went once again, to 'Shrek 4-D Adventure'.

Tip : There's 2 areas to this ride, one in front, and another behind a row of stationary seats for people with children who wants to sit on their laps. Sit at the front area for maximum enjoyment. You will feel the wind. It's a plus, trust me.

When I came out, I brought a cookie for $4.20, just cause I am $0.10 away from buying nachos. gobble the only food I have for this entire day and proceed back towards the entrance via 'The Lost World'.

Back at 'Sci-Fi City' I noticed these guys.

There're tall.

I also noticed something I missed out earlier. Well... not exactly missed out, it's just that I did not give them the attention they deserved.

Oh yeah.

"Rental & Repair". Really? I really want one.

"01 02"

Somebody somewhere is missing a robotic hand.

This look bad-ass. How much for rental?

"Welcome to New York. Spitting on the sidewalk is unlawful. Offenders are liable to arrest. " Offenders can arrest people? What upside down world is this?

It seems like all the mascot people are out at around 5pm plus. I want Marilyn Monroe but who am I to ask?

I'm here an I'm back to get some pictures of those posters.

Since the show starts at around 15 minutes more, I can take my pictures!

"The Hunchback of the Notre Dame"

Once again, I apologized for the quality.

"1931"

"Psycho"! This is classic.

This is not as blurry. "The Invisible Man".

This time, it's his bride.

This is so old, it's cool.

"The Wolf Man"

"Creature from the Black Lagoon".

And then, I'm off for the ride!

Okay, here the scene you'll see when you arrive at the sound stage where it's going to have a level 5 typhoon.

I'm not giving anything else. Go try it yourself, it's really good.

And when I'm done with 'Lights, Camera, Action! Hosted by Steven Spielberg', I head out and towards the entrance, thinking I done with USS and was ready to go home. It was then, I heard Staff shouting at the musical is starting.

"Monster Rock!"

"Sorry, do we need to pay for the tickets?"

"There's no need to."

What am I waiting for? I went in, settle down on a seat and waited for it to start. It's a musical and I enjoyed it immensely. There're 7 monsters, including a newcomer which is 'The Mummy', with 'Dracula', 'The Phantom of the Opera', 'Wolf Man', 'Cat Woman', 'Frankenstein' and his bride. It's cool and it's rock music, what's not to like?

And after the musical, I went out and saw...

'The Daddy-os'.

Tip : Stay until USS closes, which is 7pm, as there are many street performance and rides like 'Monster Rocks' that only starts at around 6pm plus. Don't miss it since you're here anyway.

They have amazing vocals and they charmed the audience with old school english songs like 'Poison Ivy', which I liked best.

After their performance which set back to about... 15 minutes give or take, it's over. My trip to USS is officially over. And today is the best day of my life. It has been really fun.

So random pictures :

Here's what I brought with my own money from USS :

Battlestar Galactica 'What the Frak' t-shirt, $23.90 and ...

A keychain, $8.90.

I paid these through NETS and in the middle, I took another $20 out so yeah, I went out of my budget.

$100 for USS = NOT ENOUGH. Now you know.

Happy 22th Birthday

2011-01-16T00:02:00.003+08:00

Here's a grumpy old pumkin wishing you, my dear B.Pao a wonderful

Happy 22th Birthday!

Sigh... Time just files so fast.

If everything is true, then this is the last year before the Apocalypse. Which is not a bad thing either, since the future is a ugly ugly thing. Or a difficult thing. Kinda nice to not having think about it.

But still, I'm not convinced. So, till the Apocalypse is confirmed, I am deciding to age into a beautiful ripe old pumpkin.

After you is me, B.Pao, so get your presents ready cause time files and before you know it, we are meeting up for MY birthday. Mua haha.

Here's your presents... And I have a feeling you are going to get a lot of soft toy this year.

Love ya.

Around and around we go.

2010-11-10T15:35:00.003+08:00

Oh yes. The idiots are back.

Finally did a meet up without anyone missing.

Completed a couple of things.

When on a trip overseas on my *beep* year. Checked.

Moved to another mental institute. Checked.

Changed mobile phone line. Checked.

(Too bad the new mental In director canned it.)

Changed mobile phone with the newly canned mobile line. Checked.

(Kenna confiscated. Damn.)

Got a job. Checked.

(Currently a professional in the sport of licking the marbles.)

Next up : Another meeting. See you there.

Talk about luck

2010-09-29T11:15:00.006+08:00

Yes. The story goes along these lines.....

I won something from the survey I did on FOXCRIME Asia when I am just thinking of asking for more Psych episodes.

If I;m not wrong, I am getting a load of Dexter's stuff. And I don't even watch Dexter. Too bloody. I'm not kidding, he deals with blood.

However, I do know someone else watching that bloody show though....

And I wonder......

Scroll over everything.

2010-09-27T18:58:00.002+08:00

I have been thinking a lot about life lately.

Okay, so I'm bored. But that is not entirely my fault. What interesting things could there be when you are locked up tight inside an asylum?

Besides, the behavior of my fellow inmates recently was .... what would be the correct word..?

Ah. Interesting. Which leads to a certain warden lashing out and thus earning them a ban on leaving their rooms. Even if it means taking away the 1 minute they so cherish.

Thats all my conjecture though. To find out the truth may only be possible upon meeting them. Which may be the next sequel to Mission Impossible, none of which I ever watched, of course.

I am rather tired of thinking about life at this point and may give up.

Or not?

Got a stylish baby sitting on my desk

2010-06-15T11:34:00.003+08:00

Got myself one of this baby at the recent IT fair :

Oh yeah. Now world domination doesn't sound so far-fetched does it?

HD 23" screen, chrome finish, CPU and monitor build into one, Window 7. Oh yea, did I mention wireless keyboard and mouse?

Helps a lot that the keyboard is SLIM.

Now I can watch the chaos nice and clear. All those messy parts are going to look great.

Okay. Enough talking. Time to start executing my plan for domination.

Just a change.

2010-05-25T18:24:00.002+08:00

The rest of the idiots aren't even bothering anymore so I shall be the one that would be contributing.

A change had happened.

Rest in peace, my friend.

My life's is becoming a Hong Kong drama

2010-02-02T20:26:00.003+08:00

Dad's got a mistress, Mum's going to divorce and I'm stuck to choosing which side to follow.

Yet I feel somewhat detached. Am I human?

Edited - All over now. That was messy.

A Shock

2010-01-13T10:24:00.002+08:00

Happy new 2010 year everyone.

This may come as a shock but I realized I am getting older. By the minute.

First-few-months babies lead a horrible life. You simply waste your youth away faster than you can say " December Babies ".

Coming which, 2 of our members belongs to that wonderful part of life while the rest dies of old age. I am. I am dieing of old age. But I can rest assure that I will not die alone. Pao is one step ahead of me.

Actually it's about 3hr 37min and 52secs ahead of me.

Or more than that.

The dreaded number is going to decorate our (my ice-cream) cakes. Woe is me. I do not wish for that day to arrive. Why is the world ending at 2012? Why can't it ends at 2010? January please. Or else it wouldn't work.

Sigh.

Currently packing my youth away in a tight container with a slight bluish-green hue which comes with a strap that is decorated with raindow colors stars against a dark background. I will miss you.

In Shock
Pumkin

Cute Jack Skellington!

2009-07-29T16:53:00.004+08:00

Yo, this is Kill Kate again , last Sunday pumkin and I had do a cube craft of Jack Skellington , we spent 1-2 hour doing this thing, cause still need to cut and fix it up . This was the final result of our work XD .Too bad we didn't take photo of our process.OTL. If you are interested with this cube craft , you could go:http://www.cubeecraft.com/. XD

Cosfest 2009

2009-07-14T19:09:00.018+08:00

Yo, This is Kill Kate over here, our blog is like dead for quite long,so i decided to post some thing XD, recently i had just go to the cosfest 2009 at downtown east that held for 2 days ~ It was a great fun being there. (>o<)o Here are some of the cosplayers photo that i take during this two day~

Pacman!!!yum~yum~

Yo!

I AM GUNDAM!
(dunno y, suddenly think of this ....OTL)

Do you want to watch TV?

Mario!!

ともだち(20th Century Boys)

anyone need to get rid of mosquito?

*Shine*

KON!

Mini dragonball~XD

My friend also have taken some video ~

ArmStrong!!

Mario

At last ,this is what i have buy during the 2 days.XD

(buy a bit too much ...OTL)
ok la, Hope you gals enjoy, cya next time!XD

2009-06-03T19:13:00.002+08:00

You know what?

The Geeks are Right. =D

I saw the future and the geeks are right.

Mascot

2009-03-29T22:05:00.007+08:00

Since I did Chestnut human form, it's only fair I did the others.

Feast your eyes on these.

Here's the peek on what exactly old Pum is saying.
Pumkin: " You did the others but you forgot to do me? What the heck??!! "

This here is Kin, Pumkin's brother. Pumkin <- Kin. He's not in the Idiots but he's in the sidelines. It's just a gift for that weirdly yet pleasing tag on the tagboard.

Enjoy.

Dear CHESTNUT

2009-03-29T15:23:00.011+08:00

To whomever it may concerns:

Due to letters of complains received from a particular member called Chestnut regarding about the pictorial content of her mascort being too graphically " SISSY ".

The members of the Jury then held a meeting and decided to come out with new and wonderful suggestions for the replacement of the item being complained against.

This is the complained pictorial :

And after much deliberation, the Jury decided to each contribute a new and suitable suggestions as they are very sorry about the misunderstanding the old pictorial had caused. In the effort to solve this problem caused, the old, complained pictorial has been disposed. It was burnt at the stake.

Here are the improved suggestions:

Suggestion Number 1: A much more graphically pleasing, realistic and ideal pictorial.

Suggestion Number 2: A cuter and much more personalization portrait of the complainant.

Suggestion Number 3: A graceful and youthful and healthy looking pictorial that shows the true nature of the complainant.

Therefore, the Jury wishes the complainant to select and choose one of the thoughtfully thought out pictorials the Jury had drawn.

Please fill in the wanted suggestions in the answer box and mail back to us. The mail will be paid by the members of the Jury as they are very sorry for the misunderstanding they had caused.

We await by your answer and we wishes you a good year ahead.

Your Sincerely
The Members of the Jury

Answer form:

Thank you for your understanding. I had found the suggested pictorials delightful and suitable for me.

But among all the delightful pictorials drawn, I had found number ____ to be the best and most suitable for me.

Please set that as my mascot and I thank you for answering my complaint letter that swiftly and professionally without being emotionally immature. I await our further cooperation.

Yours Truly
Chestnut.

Asylum

2009-03-27T20:30:00.008+08:00

(A reference to post no. 9, count down from the top. )

4 white walls. 1 table. 4 chairs.

" I look like an idiot bimbo! If you're not going to revamp my mascot at least change the flower! It's a PANSY for goodness sake!! "

I managed to look up from my game of drawing circles again and again that was played at the corner of the table.

4 chairs. 4 idiots, sitting on chairs the Asylum director so pleasantly nailed on the ground.

" We only get 3 minutes out of the jacket. I'm not going to spent it all on drawing your PANSY. "

Looking up from whatever she wants to do, Black Pao tried.
" How about changing the pansy to a rose? "

" Pansy 跟 Rose 有什么分别? "

" Besides, it took you long enough to noticed. "
I stated the truth.

" But I'm sarcastic!! I scolded Fuck more times that the amount of rice my family ate!! I. Don't. Go. Well. With. A. Rose. Pansy. Whatever!! Change it. Besides, how come I'm the one with the pansy? "

That was interesting enough to cause the 3 of us, Pum, KK and B.Pao to look up at her.

" You wear pink. "
That came out simultaneously from the 3 of us.

" You photoshopped yourself till you look like a mad-cow. "
I gave the 1st reason.

" You dyed your hair to resemble a phoenix's tail before changing it to blond. Blond. "
Pao gave the 2nd.

" You wear pink. "
Kill Kate sealed the deal.

" Don't worry, if you're as sarcastic and crude as you said you are, that 1 little pansy won't do anything to cover it up. Your manliness will shine through. "
I said, beginning to win at that circle game.

" BUT-

A loud clap interrupted Chestnut's sentence.

" Time to get back into your rooms~ "

That earn a glare that was sweetly placed on a platter delivered to the Pansy one.
" You made us waste our 3 minutes talking about the PANSY ON YOUR HEAD. "

" Why won't they lock us up together? "
B.Pao wondered while I smirked about the intelligence of the Asylum management.

" 可能不要我们自相残杀吧？"

"..................."

The 3 of us stare at Chestnut.

" What? "

I turn to the rest.
" I'm thinking to think this asylum got people with a brain. "

After getting some help getting into the jacket which is trickier than a monkey being tied up by a pig, we were each lead into our softly padded rooms.

LikeI said.
4 padded walls.
4 idiots.
Asylum.

Pumkin, locked in.

The long awaited update of the century

2009-03-26T16:51:00.003+08:00

Padded rooms and straight jackets - guess who's typing this.

Yea anyway, I was randomly reading through the previous blogposts and I realize that to my horror (or maybe not), I'm being drawn as the bimbo of this clique.

What's up with that stalk of flower on my mascot's hand? THAT'S SO PANSY LOR!

REDRAW MY MASCOT OR WHATEVER PLEASE!!!

(In case you people wanna know which drawing am I referring to, please scroll down to blogpost no.24 - or so I think - from the top).

If I'm so bimbo I won't be able to be sarcastic okay?

I shall humbly give that tittle up to B.Pao cause she did the most bimbo post ever (once) and we had to draft it otherwise we would have ended up with a concussion due to the excess amount of toxic bimbotic fumes wafting around the blog curtousy a-la blogpost no.54 (drafted).

So there, bottomline: redraw a not-so-pansy-mascot for chestnut.

Pum: We need a bimbo. So there. And yes, you look the part. =)

运动不足的结果:By Kill Kate

2009-03-26T12:02:00.011+08:00

I can't be bother to write so i say all the things in the pic .....

Pumkin.

......................I am currently overcome by envy that I shut the hell up.

WHAT IS UP WITH THOSE COOL PICS?

Yea.

2009-03-25T23:54:00.000+08:00

It's empty.

Get used to it.

To whomever who ever bother to read

2009-03-24T15:40:00.003+08:00

Well, here's to whomever who actually read.

We're playing batminton (I know it's wrong =-= ) at my house every sunday, 12pm.
Come if you like and hunt us down.

To whomever who cares.

Oh wow, 1 post!

2009-03-20T09:19:00.008+08:00

Here's a little something something I did at work.......I was bored while waiting for that tricky few minutes to pass so I can go home.

Clamping this story together.

I drop my ring into the squatting toilet at my workplace today.

Horror.

I think I'm going to de-flesh my hands from all that scrubbing.....

What did you know? I finally got my hair done in the color of blue-black.

Ps: Nick? Your photoshopping skills are mad-cow. You know that.

Pps: Look at this cutie I did :

Kill kate's wish list

2008-12-06T16:31:00.008+08:00

Kill kate's wish list

Yo! I have long time never blog already, this post is because due to chestnut's request ,because chestnut do not know what to give me for birthday + Christmas present. So i shall start my wish list for this year:

1: USB Cable or PSP cable(I really need this! all my usb cable are gone case already...Orz,all become rusty already...)

2:Thumb drive(Because i use up all my external hard disk and thumb drive...)
Storage among : the higher the better

3:chocolate with wine, any type also can:

4:music box!?(dunno why, just feel like have one....)
5: anything with sincerity :
anything you also can give , as long as with sincerity.

Last, I want to say is , i dun usually like to make wish list , because i like people to give me that what i am not expecting , that is more the fun to know when you open a present.(>o<)n.But for this time , i really need wish list , number 1 item (. .)'''. Anyway , signing off by Kill kate.

This blog ain't dead yo fag!

2008-11-26T18:35:00.003+08:00

As per tittle, this blog isn't dead you f**!

Before I do an update, here's my question of the century for ya!
Why would someone want a Gucci lanyard? It's like asking for a branded dog leash, branded yes, still a dog leash.

Yes I know it's quite unlike me (Chestnut here) to censor crass language but Pumkin and KK are used to watching only PG rated movies so you get the drift..

I'm here to update about the Chronicles of Chestnut's ever so exciting life. Aren't you glad that you get to read a slice of my life here? Be glad you are cause my life biography will cost you millions to get your feasting eyes on.

Anyway my ex-class adviser (E-CA) texted me today and I'll let the text messages do the talking:

E-CA: Hi Nicole, Mrs Lim, Director of Sch of Biz would like to meet you at 6.30pm in campus on 27 Nov or 3 Dec. It is standard procedure Director would like to see all students who want to quit. Pls let me know which date. Cc (My dad)

Me: Won’t be coming since I’ve already signed the leaving form, I’m no longer a student of CE and I don’t see a need to go. Spoken to my Father already and he says it’s my decision.

E-CA: She is aware that u have signed Form. Hence she wants to talk to u. She has specially agreed to stay back & see u. Hope u can make effort to meet her & tell her directly. Cc (My dad)

Me: Since the director is already aware, as such I’m no longer a student of CE and no longer bounded to the rules and regulations of CE as well as abide to the needs and wants of the higher management. I’m not very free either, to conclude this text message - I will not be going down.

Yes with every word and punctuation unedited (except for my Dad’s name, duh). They should get the hint to stop bothering me and my Dad or I’m gonna be a real ~~BITCH~~ CHESTNUT and use the F-word.

Damn those f**s, mother f***ing pricks.

2008-11-23T11:12:00.007+08:00

I don't dig blogposts with shitchunk of words so I ignored the one below mine.

Anyway I was randomly scrolling down the blog and guess what..

HELLO? WHO THE HELL IS CHEN SIU CHUN?

I GOOGLED IT AND IT'S CHAN SIU CHUN OK.

But don't worry Pumkin, I've already edited it for you.. CHAN Siu Chun.
Pumkin: Oh thanks. Guess I can't figure out the difference between Chen Xiao Chun and Chan Siu Chun. Why! They might even allow you to head out of your soft padded room in Buangkok Green at this improvement!

Chestnut signing out, yo!

The blog is dead.

2008-11-22T14:50:00.005+08:00

The Blog is Dead.

...........

Even though I know no one will actually notice this 1 new post in this dead blog of ours typed out using a 19th century computer sitting on one of the tables in the depths of Block Z of Buangkok Green.

I just thought that it is such a delight that they actually released me from my jacket for a little while that I thought about typing something into this dead dead blog.

But hey, you can't really blame us. The jackets are so terribly difficult to move in, much less alone untying it. But I got to say I enjoy flinging myself against the soft padded walls. It feels so good plus the fact that you can't really seems to hurt yourself.

But because I had grown tired of that one sport I found enjoying, I started to simply sit quietly and wonder into the wonderful, colorful, beautiful, busy dreamland. I'm a rock there, you see.

But while I'm enjoying myself in the oh-so-delightful dreamland, the people in charge of me thinks that I am....What's that word?

...............

Oh yes, improving. Improvement is such a hard word. Anyway. They started to loosen my jacket in the first few weeks. Then came to total untying. After that they begin to give me toys.

What am I? A newborn baby? Those people are nuts I tell you. They are the one who deserved to be kept inside, much less me.

Being the sophisticated pumkin I am, I ignore those toys. They must have felt sorry for me because they begin to bring better stuff in here. Stuff like puzzles or mind-bender kind of games. I must say I rather enjoy the little crocodile where you have to guess which teeth to press for the mouth to clamp down on you. However, I must be rather stupid as I had never once guess correctly as the last teeth standing is always the one. Oh well.

After the little improvements in games and toys they brought me, they begin to allow me little periods where I can leave my room. They seems to be so excited at the mention of this and kept on blabbing about how ..... good and clever and sane I am that I have this little privilege.

And I told them it makes no difference whether if I am in or out the room. They seems all the same to me. It's still the same earth which is, sad to say, dieing. I told them to rather pay more attention to Mother Earth than to me but they seemed to be ignoring me.

Well, 2 can play at that game.

So right now, I am happily ignoring them, which I think I am winning, and writing a little something something into this dead blog.

Like I said. You can't blame us. Those jackets are hard to get out of. And plus, the other 3, Chestnut, Kill Kate and Pao may still be flinging themselves at the soft padded walls that they forgot we even had a blog. Give them some time, they will be bored of that little delightful game sooner or later.

Talking about that little delightful game.... I may consider of playing it again........

Pumkin, dragged away by insane people, signing out.

ADVERTOR

2008-07-22T23:13:00.005+08:00

YOHOOOO!!!!!!

Chestnut here with a personal advertorial

*cue for drum roll and music*

DADADADA!!!!

I'm helping people photoshop their photos which they might like a LOT but their face looks quite tak glam (unglamorous) in the shot for a minimal fee of cause. I've done quite a few for close friends of mine and I must say they're quite satisfied with their results.

PHOTOSHOP: it beats plastic surgery hands down!

You can email me at le-masquerade@Hotmail.com or add me on MSN to talk bout the fees!

I charge quite little I can assure you!

And no, I will NOT post your before and after photos on the blog or ANYWHERE for that matter ;)
And no, I will NOT post your before and after photos on my blog ;)

2008-07-09T16:10:00.002+08:00

Hi everyone I know this blog is so dead.

BUT FRET NOT! FOR WE'RE STILL ALIVE AND KICKIN'!

Btw it's Chestnut here blogging bout our steamboat last Thursday at Pumkin's house.

Anyway we met up at Hougang mall and I went to get a strawberry Sundae via Mcdonalds to satisfy my ice cream craving:
(That's my pink GUESS! wallet and KK's 10yr old bag behind)

Then we proceeded to NTUC to get food for steamboat.
(No pictures of that here).

And now we're at Pumkin's house preparing for the steamboat:

Kill-Kate cutting up the raw chicken -
(Looks abused ya? LOL)

Pumkin stiring miso paste into the soup -

Food glorious food! -
(Cue: Music starts playing)

Almost everything gone and still going -

After that we played insane games, Pumkin's bro joined in as well.

It's something like we take turns thinking of something like a thing or a person then we'll have to do actions to imitate what we're thinking of and the person in front of he/she will have to repeat the actions to the person in front and the person at the end of the line has to guess what is it. Lol I tried imitating Mr.Bean and I don't know how they interpreted it into Big Bird, like what the f-? LOL!

And they imitated Micheal Jackson's crotch grabbing moon-walk. LOL!

Alright I shall end abruptly here. Drool on everyone.

TENORIKUMA

2008-04-10T15:49:00.002+08:00

This is another post..........by kill kate.............this is a cute CM of this characters..........here e link-->http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmsYFZp3t24&NR=1........

Domo-kun

2008-04-10T15:41:00.007+08:00

Yo! due to some prob.......cause by me........... if u want to see a blog post tat is written in black, u must highlight all e words before u can read.............Orz..............anyway ,here is a link of this creature , "Domo-kun"........something like a cartoon..........anyway,here is e link--> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV_d0QhzZrk

Cute pic tat i draw!(>w<)b

2008-02-25T09:11:00.008+08:00

Yo!Kill kate is here again.......but today dun have any interesting link to introduce la............i have just draw a pic recently, it spent me 2 days to complete it........Orz.........but this is my first time to color a pic using photoshop.....so i am quite happy of e result,also i only use tablet for this whole production....e drawing ,outline and color(except for the mate on e floor and e maple leaves).........tired liao....Orz.....anyway hope u gals like this pic(>O<)n........ bb!

Ps:(Dun ask me y there is a sushi on his head.......(T-T)''' i draw it because is cute..........)

Long time no see!

2008-02-22T22:32:00.005+08:00

so, what do u think?these boys suits the chacacter inside the comic?

its been really really long since i post something on this blog.LOL,really sorry. Bao here...wonder if anyone actually remember me.LOL...well, i was looking through the internet and i found out that prince of tennie have drama....the chacacters are ok lah.but one of them is very handsome.lol

there goes:

CNY

2008-02-04T18:38:00.001+08:00

It's the time of the year again. The time where cheena chinese songs flood the market. The time where our throats flare up against all the " hearty " food we shove in. The time where we would cry at the verdict the weighing scales. The time where people ask what marks you have for your exams. The time where you have to greet each and every family member.

To get Ang Paos. ( If not why did we even bother? )

Oh yea. It's that time.

It's Chinese New Year.

This year belongs to the mouse that rules over all. Even the dragon. The one who create this story must have like mice. A LOT. And he must hate cats. A LOT.

A Mousy year ahead.

And I'm tired already.

But I shall be strong. And last throughout this time of the year.

Why?

For the ANG PAOS of course. You did be a fool to not take them. Of course. Even fools knows to take them. Therefore you must be worst then a fool. Don't look at me. It spreads. Look at Chestnut. She have a protective barrier.

I wonder if anyone will serve cheese since it's mouse year.....but since Singaporeans are so old-fashion minded, I don't think so. Sign. I like cheese. But I'm no mouse. I'm something that eat a mouse. Oh yea. I rock.

( Picture drawn by Kill Kat and colored and lined in photoshop by Pumkin. Needless to say, I'm Pumkin. Did this pic in 4 hours flat. I rock baby. )

HELLOOOOO I OWN YOUR ANUS! NO I MEANT URANUS

2008-01-23T19:37:00.001+08:00

Alright this post is brought to you by Pumkin and Chestnut.

Our MSN conversation:

Disclaimers notice - MSN display nicks have been altered to protect our privacy.

Chestnut says:
hey did u know that someone actually OWNS the moon?

Chestnut says:
did i tell u that before?

Pumkin says:
nope

Pumkin says:
wow

Pumkin says:
bill gates?

Chestnut says:
this guy by the name of Dennis Hope spotted a legal loophole in an international law

Chestnut says:
and turned it towards his advantage and claimed ownership of the moon

Pumkin says:
WOAH

Chestnut says:
since then (1980), he has been selling off pieces of land off the moon and has made 9m up to date. aaaaaaaaaand the most ridiculous part IS

Chestnut says:
the way he allocates land to other people is like that-
1. spread the map of the moon over a desk
2. stand infront of it and close his eyes
3. point at a random spot to sell the buyer

Pumkin says:
WOAH

Chestnut says:
yes woah and another ridiculous thing is

Chestnut says:
nasa and several other space organizations are planning to build a space elevator

Pumkin says:
=-=

-Chestnut changed her MSN display nick to:
Excuse me is mars for sale?-

Chestnut says:
seriously, i think someone owns mars as well

Pumkin says:
i knew it light time years ago =-=

Pumkin says:
try venus

Pumkin says:
XD

Chestnut says:
i think i prefer pluto

Pumkin says:
i thought pluto has been strip of it's title of a planet?

Chestnut says:
oh right

Chestnut says:
there's planet X tho

Pumkin says:
=-=

Chestnut says:
uranus?

Pumkin says:
try the sun =-=

Chestnut says:
damn that sounds like ur asshole LOL

Pumkin says:
LOL

Chestnut says:
hello i own urANUS

Chestnut says:
sounds wrong

Pumkin says:
HAHAHAHA

Pumkin says:
oh damn

Pumkin says:
that rocks

Pumkin says:
we should put this convo up in our blog

Chestnut says:
yes u do that

Pumkin says:
=-=

Pumkin says:
i'm ttoooooooooo lazy

Chestnut says:
oh fine

Penguin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-01-04T18:40:00.000+08:00

YO!!!!!Kill Kate is here again!.............i saw this very cute penguin last time on tv,ok la is quite long ago liao, but i just post it here la.............here the link->http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDN3L621ASI&feature=related.................hope u gals enjoy it!!!!!!!!!!Bb!!!!!!!(>o<)

Ps:That is not e penguin(above) tat i want to let u see, just e penguin on e pic is very cute so i post it up, anyway tat manga pic is from "Penguin Revolution".........(>o<)b..........very nice manga!!!!!!!!!

2007-12-27T21:52:00.000+08:00

Very belated Merry Christmas to all. Yes, Nicky here again. Been quite some time since I last blogged.

Anyway, the last time we went over for a gathering at Pumkin's house, B.Pao brought along this really damn hilarious (pardon me for my *ahem* lousy Engrish here) show entitled "Hana Kimi". Anyway, for some reason we didn't complete the whole series but I found it damn nice and being the bloody broke -insert explicits here- I am, I had no money to buy the vcd and thus turned to a cheapskate alternative. I watched it on crunchyroll. Anyway here's the storyline and the link to the show. REALLY DAMN NICE!

And it doesn't hurt that the male leads are all DROP DEAD *drools* GORGEOUS. Especially Kayashima and Nakatsu OMGOMG *faints* Ahem, pardon the bimboness.

Storyline:
Ashiya Mizuki a transfer student from America disguised herself as a boy to get herself enrolled in the same school as her high-jump idol Sano Izumi.

Link: http://www.crunchyroll.com/showseries?id=4839

Note: It's really damn funny and much better then the Taiwan version that only focus on Ella and WuZun. Oh man that was HORRIBLE! Don't even get me started on the Taiwan version!

Merry Christmas!

2007-12-26T23:56:00.001+08:00

Merry Christmas!! This time, it's pumkin here drawing a pic for you guys. Yea yea, it's late, I know. But at least I made an effort. This is about the 3rd-4th time I drew on paintchat so pardon the sketchy-ness. It's quite difficult drawing directly into the computer than on paper.

And so.

Merry Kurimasu!!

Ps: That's female pumkin by the way. Her awesome hair is hidden by that awesome-ly red hat. I still like pumkin in male form and no, that's not me if you do know how i look like.

Merry Chirstmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!& Happy Birthday to chestnut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(>w<)n

2007-12-25T00:02:00.000+08:00

Yo!!!!!!! Kill Kate is here again!!!!!!! ok , today i am wishing all of u a MERRY CHIRSTMAS !!!!!!!!!!!!!Ho!hO!HO! ...... Santa Claus is coming to town~

(>w<)n!........Anyway,today is also Chestnut's birthday! So Happy birthday to u!!!!!!tat y e pic ,chestnut is e main character.... cause she is our birthday girl today!She is turning XXyrs old today!(dun tell u wat age........XD........ go guess yourself.....xp)He!he!he!(>w<)o.......

e rest of us are above her head..starting from e left is pao,pumkin & me(Kill kate)!

This is e first time i am doing outlining so dun blame me if the outline a bit sucks la.... cause usually is pumkin help me outline,i only draw....xp........cause draw is easier than to outline e pic..............Orz...... i only spend half & hour to 1 hour to draw .........but i spend 3 hour to touch up & outline...........'''Orz.............& i finally finsh just a few min before chirstmas...........anyway wishing all a Merry Chirstmas !!!!!!!!!!!

Any band !

2007-12-15T08:47:00.000+08:00

yo!is Kill kate again!.........(>o<)n............. anyway,today i am gg to introduced you , Any band, ok ..........this is a commmercial for samsung phone any call, so there is 4 korean stars in the commercial that had form a band call "Any band", the 4 ppl are Tablo,Kwon BoA,Jin Bora & Kim Junsu............ anyway the whole commercail is to promote this phone la............ but anyway is quite a interesting commercial! i am showing u gals the full version one,so a bit long la.............here the link->http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmzR1LDq3iA........hope u gals enjoy it!

Thai audition commercial(>o<)o....... damn funny!

2007-12-14T20:41:00.000+08:00

yo! Kill kate is here........(>o<)o!.............today i bring to ur very funny thailand audition commercial!.......... ok la , is already for quite long liao but is still funny la,so i post lo.........(>o<)n

anyway , here the link->http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IidU7x_JXhs and here is another one->http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-KNjJ96LFo&NR=1.........hope you enjoy it!

Pictures for the bored (Kill kate version) ps:title copyright from Pumkin...(>w<)0

2007-12-12T19:20:00.000+08:00

yo!Kill kate again,i was too bored yesterday,cause i need to study for my test........Orz...........sian............... so i try to relax a bit & i start my doddle........this is just a rough sketch la....haven't complete yet,when i am free then i will continue...then for colour version i will need to ask pumkin some other days........ anyway i just put up for fun only(>o<)n! Heheheheehehe~........ Cya next time ! Bb! (>w<)n

a interesting chinese blog(>o<)n!

2007-12-12T19:13:00.000+08:00

Yo! very long time nv blog liao!............too busy with school work.........Arghhhhhh~.......''Orz.......
forgot to tell you, Kill kate is here(>o<)n!..........anyway today i have a link for you gals.......
is a chinese blog la....... but is very interesting!(>o<)0....... to me la............ok , here the link->http://blakkey.blog.sohu.com/....... k la,bb! (>w<)0!

Pictures for the bored

2007-12-07T22:18:00.000+08:00

Bored.

And Cranky.

Dead.

And rotting.

Did I mention bored?

" OBJECTION! "

Oh all right, I know my hand is place the wrong way but you got to admit it's cute right?
I knew it.

A bigger and older me. Somehow....the art started strolling towards a boys manga style....

Another one. And the boys mana style is getting more obvious..... Why? I drew all of that without any reference......damn, grimme my beautiful and girly guys back.

On a new note, these are all sketches. For coloured ones..... I'll post when I feel like it.
I would be selling bookmarks at the EOY in DEC. Come along if you don't want to.

2007-12-07T16:37:00.001+08:00

Eat yourselves people! (Nicki here, btw) Someone owns the moon!

http://discovermagazine.com/2007/jul/location-location-location

Riiight. Oh excuse me, is MARS for sale?

New Characters design

2007-12-02T22:47:00.000+08:00

Random pumkin speaking.

Speak.

Ah.

That was good.

It seems like pumkin likes to talk crap now.

Shall we?

Design by Pumkin and Kill Kate, drawn by Kill Kate.

It seems like we hardly post anything here now. That is mainly because we do have life and will not be spending all the time in the world to upload crap. But it seems that we do love to upload crap. Ah glorious day.

Co loured one will be up soon. Though it's drawn by KK, all photoshop work is done by me. The pic above has been touch up (redrawing of lines) using photoshop. =D I know, I know. Don't thanks me.

And yes, I found that we forgot Tao Tai Lang for Chestnut.

MapleStory and the idiots

2007-11-28T12:33:00.000+08:00

Chestnut here. It has been long since I updated *glances at the post below* oh alright maybe not THAT long. But oh well. Here's something for everyone.

I made it as close as possible to how we look like in reality.

And yes, I play MapleStory.

2007-11-19T01:32:00.000+08:00

WHO IS TAO?!!!?!!
WHO IS TAO?!!!?!!
WHO IS TAO?!!!?!!
WHO IS TAO?!!!?!!
WHO IS TAO?!!!?!!
WHO IS TAO?!!!?!!

Welcome to the Marriage of CN & TAO

2007-11-17T15:48:00.000+08:00

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Done by the all famous : PUMKIN & KK for ideas!

Fear us and the doodles!

2007-11-17T14:13:00.001+08:00

FEAR OUR DOODLES.

By KK and Pumkin.

My idol- risa niigaki

2007-11-13T21:27:00.000+08:00

Hi, its me, pao again..Long time nv blog liao....just feel like showing some picture of my idol cause i have nothing to blog..training is so tiring that i just fall asleep very time i reach home...LOL.Damn sian..Risa Niigaki is a member of the japanese band called morning musume...all the member in that group damn beatiful...Risa is the one which attract me the most.she sings well too...kk, that all i want to say.lol, till next time....

Happy Halloween!!

2007-10-30T18:52:00.001+08:00

Well. Happy Halloween!! Trick or treat! Oh boy. Is it my favorite season or what? Pumpkins and guns all around. If you are happening to be wondering who did this piece of drawing, I can tell you with utmost zest that it is none other than the all famous Kill Kate!! She did a wonderful job, didn't she? All I did was to scan in and touch up. On the other hand, she designed the chars of Kill Kate, herself, and Black Pao while I design Pumkin, mine and Chestnut which cause her to feel like strangling chestnut whenever she is drawing her since she is so deliciously difficult to draw. Heh. I could color it but there's no time left for me to do that. On the left: B.Pao, in a Japanese ghost costume, Kill Kate, in a mummy costume, Pumkin, in a werewolf costume and Chestnut, in a witch costume.

Hoo boy. You guys are lucky that I'm in such a good mood. It's Halloween! My and I shall say it again, MY season and I am dancing with all my cannons around me. Oh, what a wonderful season. Since that is so, I shall crap more. It has been a long time since I crap in here and I shall continue. We shall side-tracked as always. Pumkin here is gonna change the 'random' tag on him to 'crap' as DOG, my randomize machine has been geekifed. So there.

Youku!

2007-10-29T08:58:00.000+08:00

Yo!!!!! Kill kate is back in action!!!!!!!! Today i am gg to introduced a website call youku.com, 优酷 ,a chinese website, which something similar to youtube,but i personally think tat this web is better than youtube.....(>o<)b... cause their update is fast for their shows and animation......... so go ahead & check it out!(>o<)b! here the link--->youku.com

Giving a Helping Hand

2007-10-13T15:16:00.000+08:00

PengPeng finally found someone who can help him scans his pictures.

Thanks, Ching Hui!

Anyone who wanna help in photoshopping?

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P.s: If you like to help, please contact PengPeng at HERE.

~End~

PengPeng Needs HELP!

2007-10-10T23:43:00.000+08:00

This is the 1st complete drawing of PengPengSays comic.

PengPeng is only trying it out, in order to see if, PengPeng should change his style of blogging. From WRITING to DRAWING his blog entries.

However, PengPeng needs help.

The above drawing is being drawn by hand, darken by marker, and then photographed using a handphone.

As a result, the quality of the drawing ISNT what PengPeng wanted.

Thus, PengPeng wishes that all INTERESTED party who can scan (the pictures lar) and use photoshops (to edit the pictures lor), please feel free to contact PengPeng.

Thanks!

The furtute of PengPengSays depends on ALL of you.
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P.s You can contact PengPeng by visiting his blog at HERE.

~End~

Old historical sitcom,Blackadder

2007-09-27T18:21:00.000+08:00

yo!Kill Kate is back again!today i am gg to introduced a old series of historical sitcom,"Blackadder",I find it quite interesting,so depend on urself la, u can go and check it out....
If u want to know more abt this sitcom,"Blackadder".... u can click Hereto go to Wikipedia(>0<)n

If u want to go and watch "Blackadder",click HERE,which links to youtube.They got 4 series, so u can go and take a look which series u want to see.......but i only search season 1 , so e rest,u need to search a bit la................('_')'''....... k la, hope u gals/guys enjoy it! bb!(>o<)n

Xiaxue vs Steven Lim on "SHOOT 3"

2007-09-26T19:13:00.000+08:00

yo!!!!!! Kill kate last post for today(>o<)/........Xiaxue vs Steven Lim on
"SHOOT 3"!!!!!!....... Yes! Is e famous blogger vs eyebrow plucker!!!!! which pumkin most hated,e EYEBROW PLUCKER!!!!!...... so pumkin, u better dun click in...(>o<)b!...or i think u will not be able to eat for a wk!.....hahahahahah!!!!!!.......
this is like last wk show la, so a bit outdated liao la...correct me if i am wrong....('_')'''....anyway here e link:to youtube,Xiaxue vs Steven Lim (Part 1)......... for part 2-> to youtube,Xiaxue vs. Steven Lim (Part 2)...............................................................................................................................................................
to hardwarezone than link to video.google.comPart 1 to 4

i personally think youtube one is better la, more clear, graphic is better,anyway,u gals/guys go and choose urself la.....hope u enjoy it!(>o<)n

Unexplained Mysteries?!!

2007-09-26T18:59:00.000+08:00

yo! Kill kate again!!!today i am gg to introduced a website for those who like UFO all those unexplained mysteries things!!!!!!Is quite a interesting website,hope u gals/guys(ps: since we have a guy over here now(ToT)''')like it!!!!! clickHERE

junk food USB?!

2007-09-26T18:27:00.000+08:00

Yo!!!! Kill Kate is back!!!!!(>o<)/..........damn long nv post liao.....(TOT)''' ...... too lazy.......ok , today this post is just tat i damn want this USB..... so i post only........('-')'''.... this USB have 4 design.....4 different junk food.....it a bit outdated la, cause it is out last wk... i think....('_')''''
but, anyway i just post it la...heck care liao....Arghhhhhhh!!!!!!!! i wanted this USB so much!!!!!!!!.................but it was just out in japan.........(TT o TT )'''...... Argh!!!!!!!!!!.......... anyway clickhereto see e other 3 design if u are interested.....(TnT)'''......

HEART KUN

2007-09-24T13:05:00.000+08:00

Hola! Nicki here once again. Anyway, I was browsing through the forums and I saw this thread:
http://forums.playpark.net/showthread.php?t=123231

It's about this chihuahua born with a patch of heart shaped brown fur on it's body. SO ADORABLE!!!

Here's the youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wwzwcg4_XYc

Penguins will RULE YOUR ARSE!

2007-09-18T21:24:00.001+08:00

Nicki here. I've really got nothing to post here so I've (soooo very lazily) lifted a post from my personal blog and I shall post it here.

Be afraid people.

Be VERY AFRAID.

Cause my Penguin Army is gonna take over teh world!!!

Our meeting SS to take over teh world! :

ATTENTION! :

PROTECT YOUR LEADER!!!

Why am I here....?

2007-09-17T16:29:00.000+08:00

.................This is frustrating. Why am I here? Why me? Just because DOG ( Pumkin's randomize machine ) is not working very well these days and is currently thrown into the torture chamber full of Geeks that might require some time to fix him cause DOG is not very friendly so Pumkin have nothing to post so I have to do it? Why me?

..............Of course. The cannon Pumkin is pointing at my head somehow gives me the feeling that it has something to do with the answer. *sigh* I am just a person that is currently obsess with the NBC hit show- Heroes and have totally nothing to say. Why me? *sigh*

Why is Singapore so slow on the uptake that Heroes Season 2 is showing in SEP 24 and that is even faster then Singapore's showing of SEASON 1 in NOV? I need a reason. I really need one. This sucks. Singapore sucks. I can't wait to migrate to L.A and speaks Japanese. Ha ha. I am not laughing. I need a dose of that Tv drug. Is the DVD out yet? This sucks.

What am I gonna do? Better yet. What CAN I DO? Grr. Right. I CAN change things. And I will. Though I can't bend time and space, I can fly. After I attain the spirit form that is. I am not Nathan Petrelli after all. So yea. I am gonna jump off the building and attain the spirit form as fast as I can and fly over to L.A and stay. No, don't worry, I neither have Claire Bennet's spontaneous regenerative power so I definitely will attain the spirit form. Bye.

*Of course, I am typing this when I'm back.*

Well. L.A is kinda on a hiring spree. There seems to be a lot of jobs for LAPD. Or maybe they just want people to choose that job just like our neighborhood police. Hmm, come to think of it, Matt Parkman is a policeman. I saw the DVDs there and is kinda surprised. Nope, I think it should be excited. Cause I know that it was released in AUG. Can you imagine that? We're THAT slow on the uptake. I wonder if we can get ANY slower. How famous must a show get before Singapore will let it be shown on our channels? No wonder people sign on cables.

It's a regret. Really. When my hand simple pass through the DVD. I tried. I tried really hard in making my hand solid like for that time to just bring it back. I even clench my face the way Hiro Nakamura did and nope, nothing happen. I am quite rejected. So I came back. It was slightly horrifying to see yourself laying on the concrete ground with brain juice all around. Well duh, how can there not be any blood? Come to think of it, I haven't saw how all the cast of Heroes act. Must. Go. Back. So I left myself laying there and went back via spirit form.

Was pretty happy when I can pass through walls to get a shortcut. But the thing is....I have no idea where they are. So I kinda float around a little. Then after passing a wall, I found myself in the correct place. How cool is that? But I am not interested. It's Mohinder Suresh's part. I want to see Hiro Nakamura. Damn. Are they filming on a grassland since that is where he landed when they ended the Season (1)? But filming often doesn't follow the timeline. He can be anyway. L.A is big.

Maybe 'Little Tokyo'(it's in L.A). Maybe. If I am lucky. So I float around more. No signs of that place. Oh man. This is what I get. After jumping off the building to Spirit Travel and this is what I get. I can't even catch Masi Oka acting. Sad. Floating back, I realized time seems to freeze around my body. Man, I look ugly. Have to rearrange a little. That arm look so out of place. What happen to my toe?

After piecing together, my body started having an attraction to my spirit form. NOOOOOOOOO. I need to travel to L.A when season 2 starts! I cannot return like that!! NOOOOOOOOO. Damn. This hurts. Never try this at home. Ouch. Ouch!

Lounging on the sofa, I need a plan. Maybe I can psycho my dad into getting AXN on my cable. How do I psycho him though? Hmm...... I need a plan. A big one. I need Hana Gitelman. She can arrange it. Or maybe Micah Sanders. He can tell my cable machine that I am suppose to HAVE AXN. Maybe that'll work......maybe that'll work......

movie spoiler!

2007-09-03T20:11:00.000+08:00

yo!Is kill kate!...... again.....(ToT)'''.......ok la, i always post when everyone stop posting anything.....tat my job.... or e blog will not be updated la....ok! anyway,here is e link for today! Movie spoiler! i personally quite like this website ,cause this website , as u can read.. is seriously a "Movie spoiler" .....
ok, is a website especially gd for ppl who like movie, but no money to buy e ticket or e vcd,dvd... in this website, they will tell u e whole story line of e movie tat u chose, which include some of e latest movies like, SkinWalkers,Hairspray,The Bourne Ultimatum,The Simpson's Movie,No Reservations & so on......so click
HERE to go to e website, hope u gals enjoy!

talkingcock + Urban Dictionary!

2007-08-28T21:02:00.000+08:00

TalkingCock

yo!Kill Kate is back!!! Long time nv blog liao....(>o<)'''..... anyway today links is abt talking cock, which i dunno u gals have heard of it a not la... as since it already started at year 2000...here e link->TalkingCock......i think e dear ah beng is quite interesting, go and see!

urban dictionary

E other one is a urban dictionary, something like a slang dictionary la but more of US slang,I think(._.)'''... anyway u can go and check it out->Urban dictionary

Laydio.com

2007-08-27T15:41:00.001+08:00

Are you bored on weekends with NOTHING to do?

Or do you wanna listen to Jay Chou's music...

but...

you DONT have moeny to buy that ORIGINAL album of Jay Chou.

Moreover, you also wanna.....

chat with your friends, who are NOT at home.

Like that HOW?!

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Fret NOT!

PengPeng have a idea which can fulfil your 3 needs of...

Enjoying music

Having fun

Chating with people

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Welcome to

LAYDIO ONLINE!

P.S: NOT the laydio you find in your house LAR!

and hear them LIVE at...

HERE (CLICK HERE LAR!)

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Nice ANOT?

Nice MUST tell PengPeng ok?

NOT nice, DONT tell PengPeng hor! Keep to yourself!

~To be continued~

If you like this entry, you will also like other PengPeng's creation in http://www.pengpengsays.blogspot.com/.

Working in Buger King: Unexpected customer

2007-08-22T00:44:00.001+08:00

Just when PengPeng was going to work at Burger King, he saw a UNEXPECTED customer.

Who is it?

PengPeng bet with all of you $100 that you all will NEVER guess who is this UNEXPECTED customer.

So UNEXPECTED until PengPeng also CANNOT believe his eyes.
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Let PengPeng play with this with a little while more leh!
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DONT be so impatient leh!
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Ok Lar! PengPeng will reveal the answer NOW!
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Wei! STOP grumbling!
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And so this UNEXPECTED customer is....
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WHAT THE F***!

MACDONAL UNCLE?!

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See!

Tell you already! UNEXPECTED, right?

Thanks for your $100 bet!

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P.s: Macdonal is the BIGGEST rival of Burger King in the fast food business.

~End~

If you like this entry, you will also like other PengPeng's creation in http://www.pengpengsays.blogspot.com/.

Excrement!

2007-08-19T01:09:00.000+08:00

Excrement! Oh man. I'm tired. It's 1.08 am now. Bye and good night. I'll sleep first then edit this tomorrow. Yes, I stay up just to finish this new siggy of mine. It's for the brand new change coming soon. Only KK and I know about it. Why? Cause Chestnut and pao seems to have disappeared from my view. T^T

Okay, I'm back. It has been a few days right? Don't worry, I did not sleep for a few days straight though I can and I want to. Excrement. Why excrement? Because chestnut showed me a picture of a game that replaced shit with excrement to make it sounds more class. Hey, anything to upgrade themselves. Excrement. Now I am hooked on this word. Chim right? Whatever.

After that usual block of words that have totally nothing to do with the word DOG, my randomize machine, spits out. What word did it spits out then? Laws. Why the sudden interest in laws, DOG? ......You are not a very good conversationalist are you? Just to tell you, I am not very interested in laws either. Laws makes boring posts. So what do I, the wonderful, amazing, delightful pumkin brings such a boring topic only lawyers, boring persons and Chestnut interested in?

That is such a easy subject to solve. I'm me after all.

Laws can save people as well as crippled people. ( Like that damn Ode* and their $5000 downloading fines. Excrement. I hate them all the way to the bottom of my pumkin core. May they get sting. ) But have you heard of laws that make people snigger so badly they are rolling on the floor? No? You must be living in a sealed well as a sealed frog.

Alabama

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. ( What can you do? Crash? )
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. ( Why? It's losing day? )
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church. (*Smirk*)

California

Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. ( Erm.. Sex offense? )
Bathhouses are against the law. ( Then japan is under a lot of lawsuits. )
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. ( WHALE????? )
Women may not drive in a house coat. ( WHAT? SEXIST )

Florida

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. ( She is scared that she will BURN YOUR HAIR )
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. ( Erm...dying day? )
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. ( ................................... )
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. ( .......Then Steven Tan how? )
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. ( .......Drag queen not allowed? )
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. ( Ouch?????!!!???? )
It is illegal to skateboard without a license. ( .............Do we need to pay to get a license? What age can we get it? )
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. ( No Krama sutra? )

Kansas

Prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat. ( ...Aim well people, aim well. )

Louisiana

It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol. ( ..Who the heck with a proper mind would do that? )

Indiana

It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks. ( No pubs then? )
Liquor stores may not sell milk. ( What do they have with the juice that came from a cow? )

Michigan

You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan. ( Education comes first? )

Nebraska

It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup. ( XO soup? )

New York

A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll. ( Dangerous woman *whistle*)
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun. ( How about with murderous intent? )
A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline. ( HUH???? )
The penalty for jumping off a building is death. ( Erm, he is dead with brains drooping out already? )

North Dakota

Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant. ( Chips la! )
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. ( Who knows?? )

Ohio

It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday. ( It's illegal for me anyday. )
It is illegal to get a fish drunk. ( DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT USE BEER AS A BAIT. )

Pennsylvania

A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel. ( Opps, no wizards then. )

Texas

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. ( Move while you drink people, and spill. That way they can earn more since you barely drink 1/3 of that beer. )
It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers. ( No windshield but wipers? I sense someone loves xiao qiang. )
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. ( In a ZOO you mean. )
It is illegal to milk another person's cow. ( How about milking about mother's milk? )
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. ( .... excrement. )
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home. ( HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH )

Wisconsin

You must manually flush all urinals in a building. ( Use one, flush all. Better pee in your pants. )
Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons. ( Oh boy, they are coming fatter out then in. )

Australia

Children may not purchase cigarettes, but can smoke them. ( Yellow teeth? A sure give-away. )
You may never leave your car keys in an unattended vehicle. ( What if the vehicle is not mine? =D )
It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burglar. ( Cat? Too much books mister. )
It is illegal to read someone's tarot, or give them a psychic reading as these are forms of witchcraft. ( BURN THEM AT THE STAKE!!! )
Under Australian Communications Authority (ACA) regulations, your modem can't pick up on the first ring. If it does the ACA permit for your modem is invalid and there's a $12000 fine. - Telecommunications Act 1991. ( Moshi Moshi?? @@#%^&&*BBQ!!! NANI WO $12000????? )

England

Those wishing to use a television must apply for a license. ( Pay people, or smuggle )
It is illegal to leave baggage unattended. ( NOT MINE!!!! NOT.MINE!!! EEEEEE!!!! )
Picking up abandoned baggage is as act of terrorism. ( I steal, not terrorize. =-= )

France

Between the hours of 8AM and 8PM, 70% of the music in the radio must be by French composers. ( DUH! IT'S FRANCE )

Thailand

It is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear. ( What? No boxers?? )
You must wear a shirt while driving a car. ( Erm...so bottom...bo... )
You must pay a fine of $600 in Thailand if you're caught throwing away chewed bubblegum on the sidewalk. If you do not pay the fine, you are jailed. ( No wonder thailand is D.I.R.T.Y. )
No one may step on any of the nation's currency. ( Oh gosh! SHHHHHHH!!! )

That's as dumb as they can get. Esp the one about telling others that you are going to kill them one by one by blasting a hole in their head 2 hours before you do. Does that means I did not commit any crime? Dumb ass. As stupid as ODEX. Yes, I can spell it out as I am not afraid of kenna sue since I only scold them stupid. =) More about that stupid ass can be found here, please scroll down to read comics.
Here: http://nch85.deviantart.com/journal/14262123/#comments

I'm done, right DOG? ..................Still not talking eh? A trip to the torture chamber might do the trick. * Flings * * Door opens and screams can be heard *. Now we got that done with, here's come eye candy.

NAKED CONTENT. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RICK. PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU'RE 18. =D

Not this eye candy you dumbo DOG! THIS!

Sketchy!

After inking, face coloured!

Clean up needed!

Hair!

Shading half way....

Highlights!

Where to put the shade.....?

Done!

Here's 2 version. Do me a favour and say which one is nicer...

First

Second.

Over and out. =D